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225. Kim Mullen (Survivor: Palau - 15th Place)

Now we're starting to get into the people who I didn't like, but also don't care about enough to go into extreme detail. Kim is just on the fringe of hatred and "I don't give a damn." On the worst tribe in the history of Survivor, in terms of winning (Ravu had the have-not twist going against them) Kim stood out as the worst of the worst in challenges. On a tribe that was already doing horrendously, the lowlight of her Survivor career was in the wrestling challenge (when her neck was on the line) and she basically let Janu, of all people, push her into the mud.

Kim was lazy, and she was extremely bitchy and weak. She formed a showmance with Jeff and they weren't even discrete about it. In the end, she outlasted him only because he injured himself. If it hadn't been for that injury, I have no doubt she would've gone home far earlier, and Ulong MIGHT'VE been able to stage a comeback. But they didn't, and the lazy, weak Kim Mullen sealed the door shut on a tribe that was already heading downhill.


224. Sarah Jones (Survivor: Marquesas - 13th Place)

Sarah's another loser that brought nothing to the table, other than her apparent hotness factor. Personally, I don't believe that having a huge rack makes you hot, but whatever, some people might find her attractive. Sarah was lazy, and this fact was made clear in the first minutes of the first episode, when her tribe was dragging their raft to camp with Sarah riding atop it like Cleopatra.

She was a target at every tribal council she attended, (which were the first four of the game) and for good reason. Her laziness and weakness led to her tribe losing challenge after challenge (much like Kim Mullen, actually). Sarah outlasted Peter because he didn't fit in with the tribe. She outlasted Patricia because she was too bossy. And she outlasted Hunter because by that third vote, the lazy alliance had taken complete control of the game. Watching her get voted out due to the twist was the most satisfying boot (the ONLY satisfying boot) of Marquesas' pre-merge.


223. Brianna Varela (Survivor: Guatemala - 16th Place)

This section of my list, if you haven't already guessed, is made up of the lazy girls who just infuriated me with some of the worst challenge performances of all time. Brianna is also a member of the invisible trifecta of Survivor: Guatemala. Of the three, she's the worst, if only for the same laziness that caused low rankings for both Sarah and Kim before her. Her tribe was having bad luck in challenges, and she was involved in the immunity challenge, but while Lydia and Stephenie and everyone else on the tribe was trying their hearts out (Amy even got injured), Brianna just stood in one place doing nothing. And thus, her lack of personality and laziness net her a low spot on the list.


222. Morgan McDevitt (Survivor: Guatemala - 17th Place)

And with Morgan, we get to the first person I don't hold any particular disdain for. She, like Brianna, was a member of the invisible trifecta of Guatemala. She, like Brianna, was deemed lazy by her tribe (thus allowing for the weak Lydiai to last so long in the game). Morgan was extremely boring, and that's the worst thing about her. One would think that a magician's assistant would at least be relatively interesting. But she didn't have a story. She didn't have a personality. She was just a tiny, weak girl from a tribe that lost an early challenge.


221. Melinda Hyder (Survivor: Exile Island - 15th Place)

There's really not much to say about Melinda. She was boring, and she was the second player booted from her season, and as such, not a lot to go on, other than her just being a boring person. She was extremely creepy looking, what with her weird hairstyle, her fat, and her babyface. She looked like a Cabbage Patch Kid. Still, she was a nice enough person, and she did help Cirie survive that first tribal council. Not to mention, she served as Cirie's blocker during that second tribal council, taking the fall for her. I don't have anything else to say. Melinda was just dull.

My first thoughts on that last update were: "Man, I just pissed off CSCin3D and Astroline in a single click of the post button."