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Posts: 489 (01/23/08 7:41 PM) |
Remote33 wrote: this was way funnier than the stupid you are my brother shit
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Posts: 24 (01/23/08 7:43 PM) |
Remote33 wrote: I think I've seen a creature similar to her hair living on the ocean floor.
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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Posts: 782 (01/23/08 7:44 PM) Registered User |
I have a feeling GI Jane will be one of the pimped ones...
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April R |
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Posts: 3819 (01/23/08 7:44 PM) Registered user |
she's going to be good.
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 5991 (01/23/08 7:45 PM) |
She's average.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18717 (01/23/08 7:46 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru
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Charleston, Day Two.
Air Force Pilot, Lyndsey Goodman. (Not to be confused with Sen. Lindsey Graham!) She flies C17's for the Air Force, transport planes. Grew up around airplanes. The female Josh Gracin?? Black Velvet. Not bad, and very tuneful, although a bit .. plain. Randy seems to be asleep. Randy: I liked it. Some pitch things, but you've got a voice. Paula: I could see the nervousness. Simon: I think you're a cabaret singer, not a contemporary artist. Performance wise, I don't get it. Randy/Simon: NO. |
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Posts: 25 (01/23/08 7:46 PM) |
They've put people through who were a lot more questionable than her.
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shadycat |
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Posts: 619 (01/23/08 7:46 PM) Registered User |
I expected her to be better.
Here come the big guns!!! :O |
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NineOhFiver |
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Posts: 169 (01/23/08 7:47 PM) Registered user |
lol @ big guns
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Kirblar |
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Posts: 5457 (01/23/08 7:49 PM) Registered user |
What a screecher.
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The Marquesan Godfather |
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Posts: 10020 (01/23/08 7:49 PM) Registered User |
get the bouncers |
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RBMSCJB |
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Posts: 733 (01/23/08 7:49 PM) |
Aretha was bad? Hmm
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18718 (01/23/08 7:50 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru
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Ryan: Time to send in the big guns.
Cue: Think! by Aretha. Aretha Codner. She.Has.BAZOOMS. 
Aretha: I'm as good as all the other Idols!! I Have Nothing. Bitch, you ain't no Trenyce.
It's not like it's gonna make me buy her CDs. Now she hits a totally new key, not a key change, just a miss. Then another key. Simon: The funny blue dress, screaming, the singing was terrible. Aretha: I have a beautiful voice. Simon, talking over her: You do NOT. Aretha: I stop crowds! (Repartee' between Simon and Aretha.) Simon: You seriously murdered the Whitney song. Aretha: I did good. Randy: No. Paula: You changed keys and everything. All: NO. Aretha: What? I heard other people who got through here, who weren't as good. Simon: GOODBYE! Aretha: I don't even believe that. Simon: WELL, IT HAPPENED! Aretha: One more chance? Randy: NO!! Uh-oh ... her boyfriend is kinda big and might go back in there and open up a can of whoopass!
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she314 |
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Posts: 2805 (01/23/08 7:50 PM) Registered user |
She aint having that
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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Posts: 783 (01/23/08 7:50 PM) Registered User |
My husband is now denying he's black.
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shadycat |
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Posts: 621 (01/23/08 7:51 PM) Registered User |
I love these terrible singers who are like, "I can sing something else!", as if that would make a difference.
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she314 |
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Posts: 2806 (01/23/08 7:52 PM) Registered user |
"This show is fake and rigged."
oooOOOooo |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18719 (01/23/08 7:52 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru
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Joshua Boson, 20.
Does a comically bad Jennifer Hudson song.
And you! and you! and you!! you're gonna lu .. me. :::crickets::: Joshua: You all should never, ever come to South Carolina again. This show is faked and rigged. I can SING! I knew I would get cut.j Simon: You're rude, and deluded. Joshua: I'm a good person and you're not. Joshua stomps out while Paula is discussing his music. Joshua, outside: It's been on every news station that South Carolina sucks! Poor guy, keeps blabbing all the way into the street ... |
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Capitle |
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Posts: 26 (01/23/08 7:53 PM) |
How could the judges just sit there without dialing 911 while that guy was clearly having a seizure?
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 28708 (01/23/08 7:53 PM) Registered user |
Bringing your baby to audition is the height of desperation
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