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Days Worth Of Pee wrote:

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I FUCKING KNOW THAT GUY!!

OH MY GAAAAAAAAD

Lots of Newberry, SC residents are probably laughing their asses off right now, but Jeffrey can sang!

Ryan: Oliver Hyman and his wife, hoping for a better result.
(Showing them on their way to the hospital.)
Ryan: Driving through an unfamiliar city was difficult. Meanwhile ...


Before He Cheats montage of terrible singers and speak/singers.
Including one huge guy who doesn't know the words, so he takes his shirt off and reveals fat rolls.

Some idiot skips a verse of Before He Cheats and finally pulls out a folded paper, unfolding it so he can read the words.

Some big sistah gives up on the words and just sings (and motions!) I'mma stomp on him. I'mma stomp on his car.

Uh-oh ... here's the caption of a Knoxville high school dance team!
She's a high school junior who preaches about abstinence.
Amy Catherine Flynn, 16. "A.C."
She gives Simon her "why can't you abstain" speech.
Amy: I like Simon alot!
Reflections.
Not horrid ... this will be an interesting judging, because they've hardly given out a single yellow ticket all day.
It's a little wobbly, but ... maybe.
Paula: Amy I like you. Moments in your voice, so pure, innocent, beautiful. I'll say yes.
Simon: This isn't going to be quite so thumbs-up. The song was too big for you. Like an annoying girl singing in a bedroom.
Amy, shocked: I think that's a bit much to say!
Simon: A lot of people will find you annoying.
Paula/Randy: No, they're not!!
Simon: You're not as good as you think you are.
Randy: YES. Mad potential. Gotta work on it.
HOLLYWOOD!!
Simon: Give Ryan a long speech!

More bad auditions, make for tired judges.

At the Hospital, Oliver Hyman and wife.
He hopes to see the audition room, soon!



London Weidberg, 24.
She looks like Shana or Jennifer from TAR12. I don't remember which one, though ...
Her mom Robin actually looks younger.
When Dad died of cancer, she put her music on hold. Now she wants to pursue her dreams.
Simon: London, fantastic name!
Good morning, Heartache.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
If I just didn't have to look at her singing, I'd like it. She has a very, very old look about her.
Randy: Not the best audition I've seen, but I kinda like it.
Paula: The tone of your voice is engaging. A pop and bluesy quality.
SImon: I thought it was a good audition, but thousands of girls like you all over the country. Nothing unique.
Paula: Yes.
Randy: I'm gonna say .. um .. yes, too, based on just your vocals.
Simon abstains.
(Pun intended.)
HOLLYWOOD.

Ryan: A handful of people went to Hollywood.
(Montage of yellow tickets follows ... )
Fifteen people got through on Day One.