Some of you think the "root for the lame contestants" schtick is a schtick. Well I'm about to prove that my obscure and irrational love for
certain reality show contestants is real. Each contestant/team gets their own little cute photoshop work to make my list stand out. Scroll and let the
countdown begin!
First jury member for Survvior Fiji James "Rocky" Reid wore his emotions on his sleeve and wasn't afraid of calling people out. He is ranked at the bottom of the list because he honestly admitted in interviews he had no strategy coming into the game other than being himself and never watched the show. He scored points when he made Anthony cry on Ravu and continue to belittle the ugly emo bitch and have random outbursts of anger for no apparent reason.
I will admit Rocky was actually one of my preshow
hates but quickly changed my mind during the season premiere with his spunk, energy, and zest for fights. "Take the skirt off" and "I wanted to
hang myself from a palm tree" remains as my two favorite Rocky quotes. While his rivalry with Dreamz (aka Nightmarez) was over hyped through the show, I
loved it when Rocky called Dreamz out on night 1 for being a dumbass and was so in-your-face to the moron I just had to laugh. However, Rocky's failure to
form an alliance on the nuRavu cost him the game and that the saying "numbers are everything" in a game like Survivor still stays true.
Becky Lee was the Asian goddess of Cook Islands and robbed of her rightful win. The editors hated her and gave Becky the editing shaft for no apparent reason, but they couldn't fool me nor my love for this hardcore gamer. She formed an alliance with Yul because of their same nationality on Puka and never left his side knowing he'd be the bigger target between the two of them. Meanwhile Becky could work her magic and confide to Yul all his plans to keeping the Aitu 4 to the final four which worked out quite well. Too bad the idiotic jury and Yul took all the credit and leaving Becky in the dust. She was the strategic mastermind and her and Sundra gave the lying sonofabitch Jonathan the cold shoulder when he was following them around on the beach. What a creep. Becky was physically fit and one of the stronger women contenders of the season only rivaled by Candice.
Brian Mandelbaum, aka Rubble Man, had a strangely shaped head which caught the attention of his teammates when they went on a reward to record a rap song titled "Rubble Man". Apprentice forum posters often referred to the handsome young man as "midget" because of his 5'6" height and they secretly admired his strength and determination to be Donald Trump's apprentice. He was a very effective project manager in episode 5 but struck not as lucky the second time around during the Stars Wars. Opposing project manager Clay Lee was awesome too but it sucked big time once Brian got fired with Marshawn in the boardroom. Being a New York native, he forgot the heavy traffic associated with big cities and arrived late to his meeting to meet with the executives to talk about how to set up the Star Wars booth at Best Buy. "Ladies, if you see us in the club, freakin', join in. He's the Rubble Man." The Rubble Man remains in all of our hearts as one of the robbed season 4 apprentii never to win.
David and Jeff were the underrated and ROBBED team of season 4 and could have beaten the drama queens Reichan and Chip in a footface to the finish line
but got screwed over in the Hawaii part of the final leg. Those bastards at the airport gave Jeff a flight hours behind Reichan/Chip and Kelly/Jon which cost
them any chance of catching up with the two front teams. One of this team's memorable moments was when David was driving the car and Jeff was looking at
the map in either Malaysia or Australia and David screamed "Jeff, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I absolutely loved their positive outlook on life and they had a good
time being two bi-curious guys and all. They're my favorite team from Los Angeles to this day. When I found out they weren't on TAR All Stars I was
crushed. 
<3 David and Jeff = true season 4 winners.
The Southie Boys are comprised of buddies from Boston from the poorly-rated NBC show Treasure Hunters during the summer of 2006. Twins Matthew and Martin, both firefighters on opposite sides of the
country, grew up in South Boston with their pal John. With their good
looks, Irish charm and thick Boston accents, these guys seem to be able
to sweet talk their ways out of any potential trouble. John had a record deal with Atlantic Records in the early 1990s and was THE personality of the team. The twins often argued and bickered and John was the peacemaker. All three admitted they weren't the brightest of the bunch but uncovered the hard clues on their own when everyone else wanted alliances. They were ROBBED of the title of Master Treasure Hunters by the fug Geniuses team who weren't exactly smart to begin with but rich bratty and geeky college students. The Southie Boys could so kick their fat asses any day. I'm still sad they shut down their website because I was meaning to save all their modeling pics.
First jury member for Survvior Fiji James "Rocky" Reid wore his emotions on his sleeve and wasn't afraid of calling people out. He is ranked at the bottom of the list because he honestly admitted in interviews he had no strategy coming into the game other than being himself and never watched the show. He scored points when he made Anthony cry on Ravu and continue to belittle the ugly emo bitch and have random outbursts of anger for no apparent reason.
I will admit Rocky was actually one of my preshow
hates but quickly changed my mind during the season premiere with his spunk, energy, and zest for fights. "Take the skirt off" and "I wanted to
hang myself from a palm tree" remains as my two favorite Rocky quotes. While his rivalry with Dreamz (aka Nightmarez) was over hyped through the show, I
loved it when Rocky called Dreamz out on night 1 for being a dumbass and was so in-your-face to the moron I just had to laugh. However, Rocky's failure to
form an alliance on the nuRavu cost him the game and that the saying "numbers are everything" in a game like Survivor still stays true.
Becky Lee was the Asian goddess of Cook Islands and robbed of her rightful win. The editors hated her and gave Becky the editing shaft for no apparent reason, but they couldn't fool me nor my love for this hardcore gamer. She formed an alliance with Yul because of their same nationality on Puka and never left his side knowing he'd be the bigger target between the two of them. Meanwhile Becky could work her magic and confide to Yul all his plans to keeping the Aitu 4 to the final four which worked out quite well. Too bad the idiotic jury and Yul took all the credit and leaving Becky in the dust. She was the strategic mastermind and her and Sundra gave the lying sonofabitch Jonathan the cold shoulder when he was following them around on the beach. What a creep. Becky was physically fit and one of the stronger women contenders of the season only rivaled by Candice.
Brian Mandelbaum, aka Rubble Man, had a strangely shaped head which caught the attention of his teammates when they went on a reward to record a rap song titled "Rubble Man". Apprentice forum posters often referred to the handsome young man as "midget" because of his 5'6" height and they secretly admired his strength and determination to be Donald Trump's apprentice. He was a very effective project manager in episode 5 but struck not as lucky the second time around during the Stars Wars. Opposing project manager Clay Lee was awesome too but it sucked big time once Brian got fired with Marshawn in the boardroom. Being a New York native, he forgot the heavy traffic associated with big cities and arrived late to his meeting to meet with the executives to talk about how to set up the Star Wars booth at Best Buy. "Ladies, if you see us in the club, freakin', join in. He's the Rubble Man." The Rubble Man remains in all of our hearts as one of the robbed season 4 apprentii never to win.
I absolutely loved their positive outlook on life and they had a good
time being two bi-curious guys and all. They're my favorite team from Los Angeles to this day. When I found out they weren't on TAR All Stars I was
crushed. <3 David and Jeff = true season 4 winners.
The Southie Boys are comprised of buddies from Boston from the poorly-rated NBC show Treasure Hunters during the summer of 2006. Twins Matthew and Martin, both firefighters on opposite sides of the
country, grew up in South Boston with their pal John. With their good
looks, Irish charm and thick Boston accents, these guys seem to be able
to sweet talk their ways out of any potential trouble. John had a record deal with Atlantic Records in the early 1990s and was THE personality of the team. The twins often argued and bickered and John was the peacemaker. All three admitted they weren't the brightest of the bunch but uncovered the hard clues on their own when everyone else wanted alliances. They were ROBBED of the title of Master Treasure Hunters by the fug Geniuses team who weren't exactly smart to begin with but rich bratty and geeky college students. The Southie Boys could so kick their fat asses any day. I'm still sad they shut down their website because I was meaning to save all their modeling pics.
I
also loved it when Adam voted out all the minorities on Raro and kept the KKK intact, hoping the final four would be Jonathan, Parvati, Candice and himself.
