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Jassyca		#81	[-]
Posts: 212 (03/20/09 1:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	tarzan groupie wrote: Frankly, I was grossed out by all Patty's sex talk. I really don't want to hear about her blowjob skills. Puke. And she mentioned (at least twice) that she keeps burning out her vibrators. TMI. Plus it's just further proof that Patty's "boyfriend" Andy is completely made up. Blondzilla said: I am only about 8 minz into the latest episode of this and omg, Patty has got to be the most delusional, ugly dogfaced cuntess I have ever seen. Her ragging on the millionaire chick was just all kinds of wrong, mocking the womans appreance, really? And asking her fugly staff if they think she looks the same age as her or whatever..and than having to see them lick her asshole and say she is cute.. omg puke How disgusting..seriously and her haircut does suck ass, the millionaire chick is right, plus Patty being pissed and saying that she doesn't need anyone to tell her how to look better or good Meanwhile she does that to every single man and woman on the show. Ew, just ew! Oh lord, wasn't that just completely disgusting? The minute Patty asked her staff "do they look like they are the same age", I knew Patty was jealous. Just didn't realize she was, like, DefCon-level-4 jealous. Kee-rist, every fuckin' chance Patty got, she snarked about the other woman's looks. Damn, bitch, so what? Who cares what she looks like? Get the hell over it. It's not like the woman was trying to steal Patty's non-existent boyfriend.
Blondzilla5150		#82	[-]
Posts: 7205 (03/20/09 3:11 PM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DefCon-level-4 jealous. alol! Totally at that level.
Kitten Gloves		#83	[-]
Posts: 9883 (03/20/09 3:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I finally figured out what the show is really about. (watch it high, you'' see) Patti si a Dominatrix, just not dressed in keather. She's for the men who want a nicely dressed woman to demean them and huliliate them to a certain point, thats all. Then they go home and fuck whoever. I'm serious, that's what she does to these douches, none of the dating is realistic, and she's always "ON" with the mean spirited bitterness. She's getting paid to Dom these guys.
CAPSattack		#84	[-]
Posts: 1500 (03/20/09 4:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SLUTTYOWNAGE LAST NIGHT WITH THAT CHICK I FORGET HER NAME.
dogpillow		#85	[-]
Posts: 879 (03/20/09 5:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ha ha this new woman this week. Very funny watching her. I could not believe that Patty is 48! No way. I thought she was not even 30. I like her hair, its the millionaire woman's hair that sucks.
Jassyca		#86	[-]
Posts: 214 (03/20/09 10:02 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kitten Gloves wrote: I finally figured out what the show is really about. (watch it high, you'' see) Patti si a Dominatrix, just not dressed in keather. She's for the men who want a nicely dressed woman to demean them and huliliate them to a certain point, thats all. Then they go home and fuck whoever. I'm serious, that's what she does to these douches, none of the dating is realistic, and she's always "ON" with the mean spirited bitterness. She's getting paid to Dom these guys. blink-blink Oh.my.god. You're absolutely right. Plus it explains why she has to say the word "penis" at least 3 times an episode. I bow to your mad observation skills.
Jassyca		#87	[-]
Posts: 215 (03/20/09 10:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	CAPSattack wrote: SLUTTYOWNAGE LAST NIGHT WITH THAT CHICK I FORGET HER NAME. You mean Miss "I like to lick eyeballs because that jams my enormous fake boobs right up against your face"? that chick? I forget her name too. (Although I obviously didn't forget about her cleavage. Lord, what's wrong with me? ;) )
pinkdolphin		#88	[-]
Posts: 8212 (03/20/09 10:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Smoking Nun wrote: Blondzilla5150 wrote: I am only about 8 minz into the latest episode of this and omg, Patty has got to be the most delusional, ugly dogfaced cuntess I have ever seen. Her ragging on the millionaire chick was just all kinds of wrong, mocking the womans appreance, really? And asking her fugly staff if they think she looks the same age as her or whatever..and than having to see them lick her asshole and say she is cute.. omg puke How disgusting..seriously and her haircut does suck ass, the millionaire chick is right, plus Patty being pissed and saying that she doesn't need anyone to tell her how to look better or good Meanwhile she does that to every single man and woman on the show. Ew, just ew! Wow, and to talk bad about the client while the woman walks in and not even snap out of it or drop the attitude, yeah that's the way to do business She shouldn't even work for her if she doesn't like her. Patty is putrid and unprofessional, but that frozen faced millionaire lady was a whiny stupid c.unt. She was a fug bitch. Both of those guys were way to hot for her. Patty is basically just a pimp, last season she got caught setting up some of the guys with (professional) hookers. I only watched about ten minutes of this. Patty is horrid, ugly and rude - I would have walked out of there too. No matter how frozen my face was. :)
The Smoking Nun		#89	[-]
Posts: 2524 (03/20/09 11:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	pinkdolphin wrote: I only watched about ten minutes of this. Patty is horrid, ugly and rude - I would have walked out of there too. No matter how frozen my face was. :) Yeah, but Patty is always a blunt bitch and there is no doubt that frozen faced lady knew it long before she signed up. She could've used another dating/escort service if she didn't want to deal with Patty's attitude, but plastic face wanted to be on camera. She is a famewhore, she was on another reality show. And she was really rude in her profile vid when she insulted Patty's stupid haircut, so she is no better than Patty. I never watched the show, but here is Ms Restylne having a bitch fit on Split Ends (first vid):
The Smoking Nun		#90	[-]
Posts: 2525 (03/20/09 11:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jassyca wrote: tarzan groupie wrote: Frankly, I was grossed out by all Patty's sex talk. I really don't want to hear about her blowjob skills. Puke. And she mentioned (at least twice) that she keeps burning out her vibrators. TMI. Plus it's just further proof that Patty's "boyfriend" Andy is completely made up. That was really gross, Patty is a crude pig. Maybe Andy does exist, but he's really bad in bed. Or he's too repulsed to go anywhere near her vag.
nursie		#91	[-]
Posts: 453 (03/21/09 10:44 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i had never watched this show until a couple of nights ago when i watched two episodes. the immediate thing that jumped out at me is patti's WIG. it is so severe and thick and blunt cut. and also i did watch that episode of split ends with millionare bitch lady on it. but on her episode of the matchmaker, it seemed to me they left it unclear that she's just a hairdresser (or salon owner, or some hair shit). maybe i missed it at the beginning? the show certainly seems contrived. but the people that are on it seem to proably live their whole lives rather fake like this show.
The Smoking Nun		#92	[-]
Posts: 2537 (03/21/09 11:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They did say that she is a salon owner. I think she said she has one in Minneapolis and LA. She claims she is worth 6 mil.
Kitten Gloves		#93	[-]
Posts: 9884 (03/21/09 11:55 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bit did she say 6 million what? Hell, I'm worth 6 million dead skin cells. she could have meant 6 mil digruntled customers, 6 mil sickened viewers, 6 mil pounds of impacted fecal matter because she's so full of shit...who knows?
Carboys Desire		#94	[-]
Posts: 5361 (03/21/09 12:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm starting to doubt her $6 million net worth. Why would she bother with a show like Split Ends if she was worth that? MM I can sorta see, cuz it's about meeting men, but Split Ends?
The Smoking Nun		#95	[-]
Posts: 2540 (03/23/09 5:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I agree, she's probably only worth a mil if that, and it's all in the salons - not cash.
colt13	Johanna	#96	[-]
Posts: 72 (03/23/09 6:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	http://www.foxreality.com/botb/ For those who want to see the sexually agressive/baby voiced Johanna in a bikini, hit watch, then go to episode 12.
downtown somewhere in Texas		#97	[-]
Posts: 1659 (03/23/09 8:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	did y'all catch Dallas on here? VH1 and bravo do not mix.
tarzan groupie		#98	[-]
Posts: 8723 (03/23/09 8:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, I saw Dallas on an ep from last season, I think. She was one of the casting call girls, right? Patti didn't like her for some reason!
downtown somewhere in Texas		#99	[-]
Posts: 1660 (03/23/09 9:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	oh, I just saw it this weekend. I can't tell last season from this season. I guess all the same millionaires are still on it. Patty love aint really working out well for them, huh?
Eric in San Diego	Bleeechhhhhh!	#100	[-]
Posts: 23 (03/24/09 5:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ok, my sweetie forced me to sit through one of this woman's shows. This is it...the final proof that western civilization is on the slippery slope to the end! Since when do supposed millionaires need some skank in an ill-fitting outfit to hook them up with "actresses/models"? I'm sorry, but just how does this broad earn a living? A "99% success rate" at what, exactly? Ugly @$*+!/dudettes with money have been hooking up with hot, young women/men in LA for the better part of a century without this nasty, uneducated, LONELY mistress or her ilk!! I managed to make it through about half the program, but just couldn't take it. It was like a really bad SNL skit gone horribly wrong!

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