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Posts: 3890 (02/15/09 8:30 AM) Registered user |
I can't help but wonder if this manly woman is for real. She's what? 40+ and never been married herself, but I'm stupid enough to pay her a lot
of money to find a wife?!? Seriously.
With match.com, eharmony, etc. out there - I can't see where anyone would have the need for this twat (assuming she actually IS female). |
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Jassyca |
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Posts: 173 (02/15/09 10:35 AM) Registered User |
Jassyca wrote:umm.. you can't use the word d.u.d.e.s? WTF? |
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MsJulieR |
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Posts: 5527 (02/19/09 8:04 PM) Registered User |
Chelsea Handler on her show last night: What kind of loser can you be if you're a millionaire and can't get laid?
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Jassyca |
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Posts: 179 (02/20/09 9:01 AM) Registered User |
Chelsea's hair looks different. Like maybe she had it highlighted? But I don't remember what she looked like before. Whatever, she looks better than
last season.
Patti, on the other hand, something about her head is creeping me out. Her head looks oddly elongated front to back. Would adding extensions do that? Her head looks weird to me. On the other hand, it also looks to me like she slimmed down some since last season. She needs to keep working on that, get rid of the extensions (if that's what's causing her head to be misshapened) and she'll look mighty damn good. I'm wondering if the whole "Andy" thing is made-up. My sister used to do that. She has big boobs like Patti but on a slender frame. Sis used to say she got really tired of guys always asking her tits for a date (they would never look her in the face, they were so zoned in on cleavage cleavage cleavage.. and she even tried dressing in such a way to downplay what she had). Anyway, she dreamed up a fake boyfriend to put them off. Just wondering if "Andy" might be the same thing. Okay, so we had another "near hit" last night. (Thought it was funny how they ended it saying Heidi still had not told what's his nuts that she was 41.. Oops! Let the cat out of the bag now, didn't we?) Still think the "99% success rate" is bullshit unless that percentage is based on ones that actually go out on dates and not ones that end up married. |
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GlamsSlam |
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Posts: 3610 (02/20/09 9:25 AM) Registered User |
This show is neither good nor bad nor even interesting. I agree "Andy" is a pretend boyfriend in the same vein that Papa is my "straight"
boyfriend. For a woman who is so intent on GET THE RING GET THE RING she would be married by now.
The "millionairess" disturbed me. What was the dealio there? She has to go the a certified Pimp to find a date and he lives in Vancouver. I can tell her for Free Slade from the OC is available!!!! That or Jordan/Bobby/Freakazoid from the Hills is as well. I think he is 40 and no amount of chipped nail polish and overgrown hair can hide that for long. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 4869 (02/20/09 1:43 PM) Registered user |
I liked that millionairess. And the millionaire wasn't bad either but something was a little off. I hope it works out for her, so I guess that includes him. They look good together. This was the first episode (out of the two I've seen) in which I did not want to hurl. |
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Posts: 1274 (02/20/09 3:37 PM) Registered user |
Most of the millionaires are creepy. And it's so hard to look at the matchmaker. Her hairdo is NOT doing any favors for her face. Eww.
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GlamsSlam |
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Posts: 3623 (02/22/09 5:23 PM) Registered User |
What I love is her "castings" and she makes derogatory remarks to the women. Totally sexist and disgusting advice. The woman should just put on a big
hat and hang out a bus station asking girls if they "want to be stars" This is most horrid show and Patti is the Queen of Horrid. When she screams
out shit she is a tacky bitch.
Again I agree with worsty a woman does not need this freak Patti to get laid. She is attractive and intelligent and certainly does not need the Yenta. As for the men well that dude with the catalog company is a total tool. |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 20675 (03/02/09 4:31 PM) >: | |
Bumping this thread for continued hate. What the FUCK at this show??? Pencake and I honestly tried to watch it and give it a chance, but between her grotesque
looks, her weird poses, and the sheer stupidity of the concept of this show, I just can't do it. We do get a chuckle from the commercials because everytime
she poses at the end of the commercial, I do a Chewbacca growl. She looks like how I would imagine a wookie would look if you shaved its face. Also, lol @ her
not being able to get a boyfriend herself. Her hot pink lipstick on those tumors she calls "lips" is also alol. I want her dead.
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Pumpkin37 |
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Posts: 2308 (03/02/09 5:17 PM) Registered User |
I can't understand why she pushes them so hard to get married when she herself is single. And I hate the way she tells every woman to get extensions if
their hair is short. Long hair on old woman looks skanky (take anyone from Housewives of OC).
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chelleforrupert |
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Posts: 8778 (03/03/09 5:34 PM) Registered user |
I HATE how this bitch dresses. I hate the promos w/that ridiculously short dress. Patty looks like a BAD drag queen.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 20685 (03/03/09 7:04 PM) >: | |
She looks so awkward as she poses next to the logo in that commercial!!! Its like a SNL character - but she thinks she's really sexy. *vomits*
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chelleforrupert |
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Posts: 8784 (03/05/09 7:15 AM) Registered user |
I do NOT understand why she didn't employ a stylist or someone who can gently guide her into dressing for her figure.
HER HAIR TOTALLY SUCKS, TOO. Those bangs~! |
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worstdog |
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Posts: 3938 (03/05/09 7:42 AM) Registered user |
What?!? Don't you know ALL men want straight hair with bangs!! Even if it emphasizes your weak chin and fat neck.
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 6971 (03/06/09 9:45 AM)
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Omg, you guys.. I just started watching the latest episode a few minz ago, and the one guy Harold who wants to date younger women, where do I know him from?
Was it from the first season of this, or is he the guy that Quinn from the Real Ho Wives of OC was dating a while back???
Ugh, I should look it up... |
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tarzan groupie |
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Posts: 8674 (03/06/09 10:08 AM) Registered user |
Blondzilla5150 wrote: He was on the show in Season 1. And he was just as annoying. |
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Posts: 6973 (03/06/09 10:26 AM)
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^^Thanks much. <3
I knew he was familiar, and he is very annoying and also creepy. The fact that he needed to fight them on the issue and than got up and had to walk away is just pathetic. Telling Patty what she said was not right, is just stupid. He is such a douche. But than all of the guys on this are. |
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 7197 (03/20/09 4:54 AM)
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I am only about 8 minz into the latest episode of this and omg, Patty has got to be the most delusional, ugly dogfaced cuntess I have ever seen. Her ragging on
the millionaire chick was just all kinds of wrong, mocking the womans appreance, really? And asking her fugly staff if they think she looks the same age as her
or whatever..and than having to see them lick her asshole and say she is cute.. omg *puke* How disgusting..seriously and her haircut does suck ass, the
millionaire chick is right, plus Patty being pissed and saying that she doesn't need anyone to tell her how to look better or good
 Meanwhile she does that to every single man and woman on the show. Ew, just
ew!
Wow, and to talk bad about the client while the woman walks in and not even snap out of it or drop the attitude, yeah that's the way to do business She shouldn't even work for her if she doesn't
like her.
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Posts: 8719 (03/20/09 8:43 AM) Registered user |
Frankly, I was grossed out by all Patty's sex talk. I really don't want to hear about her blowjob skills. Puke.
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The Smoking Nun |
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Posts: 2512 (03/20/09 8:51 AM) |
Blondzilla5150 wrote:Patty is putrid and unprofessional, but that frozen faced millionaire lady was a whiny stupid c.unt. She was a fug bitch. Both of those guys were way to hot for her. Patty is basically just a pimp, last season she got caught setting up some of the guys with (professional) hookers. |
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