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Craptaculous		#21	[-]
Posts: 424 (01/30/08 10:23 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I would totally go out with boring Julian
cindel25		#22	[-]
Posts: 627 (01/30/08 10:24 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What's up with the 46 old dude not knowing Napoleon Dynamite? Ok, the college boy was a whack job. WTF, how can any woman go out with him living in a dump like that? It was so obvious that chipmunk cheeks wasn't interested in him! Chris Angel Mindfreak LOL He was weird! Next Tuesday, the Rapist. Last Edited By: cindel25 01/30/08 5:18 PM. Edited 1 times.
ericartman		#23	[-]
Posts: 2041 (01/30/08 2:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Instead of trying to make Julian into something he isn't, why don't they just try to find him an intelligent woman who is like him? Not much of a matchmaker. And that girl's cheek implants were so distracting I couldn't see anything else. She was no catch herself. Last Edited By: ericartman 01/31/08 9:27 AM. Edited 1 times.
tarzan groupie		#24	[-]
Posts: 8060 (01/30/08 5:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I thought Julian was hot, and would totally do him.
LoveNHaight		#25	[-]
Posts: 75 (01/31/08 5:49 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We need a camera to film this shit! For the mature woman who has everything: a boy toy http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN3061371020080130 NEW YORK (Reuters) - Wanted: rich older women interested in hot younger guys. Applicants must be over 35, earn at least $500,000 a year or have a minimum of $4 million in liquid assets, entrusted assets or divorce settlement. That's the basis of a speed-dating event organized by a New York entrepreneur bringing together 20 "sugar mamas" and 20 "boy toys" vetted by an elite New York matchmaker.
mellydramatic		#26	[-]
Posts: 937 (01/31/08 9:54 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Boy, has this offering been a disappointment! I was hoping for the matchmaker to inject some perspective into the unrealistic expectations of both the millionaires and the gold diggers. Instead she just encourages them to polish their dysfunctions to more effectively delude a potential partner. Can't see any life matches here. And it's BORING to top it off!!
Cousin Oliver		#27	[-]
Posts: 2688 (02/02/08 4:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't believe I just sat through half an episode of this crapfest. But, I was chopping stuff for dinner, and didn't want to wipe my hands off to change the channel. So, I'm lazy. Sue me. Total agreeance with everyone else that the fugly matchmaker needs to stop trying to change the guys, and find golddiggers who will like them for what they already are. Had to chuckle when she was talking to the Criss Angel guy at the end, telling him that L.A. guys do not push to make things happen with women, but guys from New York do. She kep saying, "New York hunts!" but with her accent, it sounded like "New York cunts!"
GlamsSlam	jesus this show is illegal isn't it	#28	[-]
Posts: 2366 (02/10/08 8:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I needed to run on the treadmill and it was this or Celebrity Rehab.. god what a choice.. this woman is a PIMP.. the women are whores/mactors/strippers. I have never seen such a group of skank since Rock of Love.. why she didn't just grab up his rejects is beyond me. Lonnie... Lonnie is the fucktard who is hooked up with Boogie if anyone doesn't need a pussy patrol in the form of that bitch is him..god how sad they have had to resort to this piece of shit to promote their eateries.. well Ashton Kucher is not exactly A list anymore. As for the other men.. why are they bothering. Patti is a P I M P .. 50 Cent is calling her to find out her methods of smacking the bitch down. No self respecting man needs to join this money grubbing skanks "club".. god now I know what IN DA CLUB means.. shit. I am shocked this is allowed as money does change hands but since NO SEX is the rule she is not exactly a PIMP.. RIGHT.. and the Mayflower Madam was Martha Stewart. Oh wait they both went to jail.
ericartman		#29	[-]
Posts: 2062 (02/13/08 1:50 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	At least I've learned that you can be a millionaire and still be a total loser.
downtown somewhere in Texas		#30	[-]
Posts: 164 (02/13/08 3:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I did like the boring/no personality/dog lover last week that hooked up with the blonde (Lola, I think). she was hot and they did good together. the guys are right when they ask why she can't just find them a woman to like them the way they are. when she responds with her "that's why you're still single", I would respond with, "and that's why I paid you $20,000"
tarzan groupie		#31	[-]
Posts: 8126 (02/13/08 4:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^^ Yeah, but she was right about those two losers. They should just give in and do the nasty, if they haven't already.
sugarrhill		#32	[-]
Posts: 3240 (02/13/08 5:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Double date duo were asshats. I was half expecting them to make out at any moment during the episode. And the only reason why Ty's date didn't do a second date was that he wasn't nearly at cute as his butt boy. I'm all for changing it up, but they did a real disservice to the millionaire with the dog that ended up dating blonde Lola. He was smoking in his suits. He looked awkward in the semi-casual gear.
RetroFox		#33	[-]
Posts: 14 (02/13/08 5:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Even though I wasn't interested in the premise of this show, I decided to give it a chance one time because there was nothing else on and I do love me some Bravo. Good god, what a mistake. This is the worst fucking thing on TV. The way that cunt judges the women who come into her "service" the way a butcher would evaluate slabs of meat actually disturbed me - and this is coming from someone who usually lives for Flavor/Rock of Love type shows, so it's not like I'm some easily offended delicate flower or something. I think it's the fact that this is supposedly her real job that revolts me to the depths of my soul. I couldn't even stomach the entire episode, and that's rare for me.
AttaboyJake		#34	[-]
Posts: 88 (02/18/08 11:28 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you catch the latest episode of this crapfest, with the inseperable dating duo of Tai and German, you will see Tanya from Paradise Hotel 2 in a cameo. Another reality crossover, another reality mediawhore...
Kenscookie		#35	[-]
Posts: 5017 (02/25/08 10:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Okay, there was nothing on yesterday, so I decided to check this out. All I can say is oh my God I almost died of barfness. First of all, I love how she goes on and on about not wanting gold diggers, but she repeats the word "millionaires" at least a thousand times per episode. Uh huh, sure Patti. Also, she is just awful to the skanks...I mean the women who go to her "casting calls". She tells curly haired women that they have to get it straightened because men don't like curly hair...she got pissed off at one woman who wouldn't get hair extensions. WTF? I was waiting for one of these hos to tell her to fuck off. Ok the frat boy twins were just ridiculous. I feel sorry for the girl who ends up dating them. Because there's no way she will end up dating just one. Looks like it's a package deal with those two. That meditating yoga dude...you just knew he would go for the young, hot ditzy broad over the other chick who had all the qualites he said he was looking for. The one moment I actually enjoyed was when they were out riding and he's going on and on about how he helped feed thousands of families last year and somesuch, then cut to the chick and she's all, I'm thinking of going back on carbs but like, I don't want to like, gain any weight.... LMFAO Boring guy and "Lola"...am I the only person who thought this woman seriously looked like a tranny? Ew, plus she was all botox and collagen and bleach. I swear, I kept looking for her adam's apple, but boring guy just seemed completely enchanted by her. I think boring guy's problem isn't so much that he can't get a date on his own...his problem is that he likes dudes and doesn't realize it yet.
victalac		#36	[-]
Posts: 723 (02/25/08 11:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	re: crypto gay frat boys. First time I've seen anyone emulate Al Franken AND THINK ITS COOL.
Jassyca		#37	[-]
Posts: 65 (02/26/08 10:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kenscookie wrote: Boring guy and "Lola"...am I the only person who thought this woman seriously looked like a tranny? Ew, plus she was all botox and collagen and bleach. I swear, I kept looking for her adam's apple, but boring guy just seemed completely enchanted by her. Ah HA! I saw that episode and something about "Lola" just set off the alarm bells for me. Something about her seemed really false. I thought, at the time, that maybe she was a gold-digger or otherwise putting up some type of false front. Because she seemed very cooly cordial almost to point of being a cold fish. But maybe you're right. Maybe it wasn't that, maybe it was just that she's had so much plastic surgery, she can't move her face and thus can't smile properly. I did think her lips looked.. Jimmie-Walker-ish. Maybe, like you say, that was the botox. Okay, stupid question.. everyone does all these "confessionals", including the two sales girls from the Millionaires Club. So after the huge blow-up when one of them asks (ohmiGAWD) for a raise, the two sales chicks briefly discuss starting their own dating service. And that's not the first time they talked about it. Do they somehow think Patti's not going to watch her own damn show? Or am I naive and all that is just a bunch of scripted BS in an attempt to make the show interesting?
BKidd92		#38	[-]
Posts: 2653 (02/27/08 7:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOL so apparently I'm literally the only person obsessed with this show. I saw a marathon about a week ago and was glued.
DanielJohnston		#39	[-]
Posts: 116 (02/27/08 11:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I assumed this show would be all about the bimbo golddiggers and how pathetic they are.....who knew the millionaires would be so disgusting??? (and the host. god she is soooooo ugly!) Actually the sextoy was the most normal and nice of all the guys so far.
ericartman		#40	[-]
Posts: 2084 (02/27/08 12:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i just wonder what kind of track record this lady has in actually getting people together. It looks more like she is running a dating service rather than being a real matchmaker. You can tell by bringing in mostly actresses and models who want to get their faces on TV that none are seriously looking for a mate. But gotta give it to her for catering to millionaires since that is where the money is. But she really is nothing but a high-class pimp.

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