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GlamsSlam	Millionaire Matchmaker - And Yes, Andy is Real (and likely paid for)	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2253 (01/08/08 6:57 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well Bravo in its desperate need for programming has this gem starting Thursday.. Millionaire Matchmaker. I am so glad rich men need help in finding golddigging hussies to fuck. I hope they don't reject my application, I am looking for love and as Mama Glam used to say "its just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one." __________________________________________ Bravo has finally met its match with The Millionaire Matchmaker, where Patti Stanger, founder of a Los Angeles based elite matchmaking service, helps wealthy men find the women of their dreams. The Millionaire Matchmaker will follow Stanger and her dogged staff as they give their big-bucks clients complete transformations with the help of personal shoppers, interior designers, date coaches, and therapists. In each episode, two wealthy men are set up on dates with potentially compatible women, who are hand-picked by Stanger based upon their beauty and intelligence. The docu-drama also follows the resolute Stanger as she deals with the challenges of running a small business with demanding millionaire clients, all while trying to keep her own personal life on track. Last Edited By: GlamsSlam 04/17/09 7:46 AM. Edited 4 times.
cindel25		#1	[-]
Posts: 622 (01/20/08 3:10 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nobody watching this show? Let's see...we have plastic face, the college boy, mr. cactus, the mindfreak and the rapist. Interesting..
cindidindi76		#2	[-]
Posts: 8370 (01/20/08 3:14 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw enough in the commercials. I don't care even a little bit about some ugly broad trying to find whores, I'm sorry, wives for some rich guys.
GlamsSlam		#3	[-]
Posts: 2297 (01/20/08 3:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	oh these guys are prizes just ask them they will tell you. Seriously I love when she tells them "no sex"... these guys are on craigslist faster than you can say "hello" and getting laid...
Phuz1		#4	[-]
Posts: 1896 (01/20/08 5:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If I have to look at that gargantuan cunt in her hideous red jumpsuit bending over and spraying rose petals out her ass one more time, I'm going to run to the Bravo offices and strangle the show's executive producer with my bare hands.
Kitten Gloves		#5	[-]
Posts: 8600 (01/20/08 7:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Everytime I see this advert I wonder if this is how Lauri and George got together.
PAPAYOKE		#6	[-]
Posts: 18944 (01/20/08 8:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Everytime I see this advert I wonder if this is how Lauri and George got together. Given the incestuous nature of Bravo's reality series crossovers, I wouldn't be surprised if that's exactly how they met.
ImCrushingYourHead		#7	[-]
Posts: 2060 (01/20/08 8:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've been curious how George & Lori met too. It's never mentioned, so I assumed it was some online thing. These Bravo documentaries, ahem, need to fill in the gaps. Btw - has this Millionaire Matchmaker show already aired? I thought it started next week . . . ? Or is the discussion just based on the trailer-length ads for it?
Kitten Gloves		#8	[-]
Posts: 8609 (01/20/08 8:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No, it aired sometime because I watched it in a reality haze. And really, I wouldn't doubt it to be the whorehouse in disguise that united Lori,Lauri, WTF-ever and George. The hag that runs the place holds cattle calls for women and the ones who pass muster are invited to her "parties" for the rich loser men who have paid to meet a good looking, complacent, gives-good-head, nicely mannered women that they can flaunt around and not expect any flack from. A glorified whore whouse, if you will.
cindel25		#9	[-]
Posts: 623 (01/20/08 9:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bravo aired the show today, I guess it was the preview on things to come but this is what I got from the show: the "college boy" owns several properties but live in a house with his college buddies, the plastic face who is only interested in going out with young women and mr cactus has a penis cactus plant and a pole in his dining room.
GlamsSlam		#10	[-]
Posts: 2299 (01/20/08 9:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you people are horrible that you don't want me to have a husband like George. See if any of you are invited to my yacht wedding..
Kitten Gloves		#11	[-]
Posts: 8612 (01/20/08 9:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Listen, Glams....I expect the embossed invite with gold leaf ticky-tackies around the edges, hand delivered to my front door by a liveried footman along with a Waterford Crystal commemorating the day and a box of Godiva chocolates in the shape of tiny vaginas.
Cousin Oliver		#12	[-]
Posts: 2652 (01/21/08 1:02 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Phuz1 wrote: If I have to look at that gargantuan cunt in her hideous red jumpsuit bending over and spraying rose petals out her ass one more time, I'm going to run to the Bravo offices and strangle the show's executive producer with my bare hands. Biggest red X possible. I'll sit out in the parking lot with the car running, so you can make a clean getaway. Phuz. I hate her awkward posing with the bow and arrow, too. Does she have a millionaier husband, or is she one of those "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach" people? Meh. She's mostly unnatractive, anyway. She can't be married to money.
GlamsSlam		#13	[-]
Posts: 2322 (01/23/08 1:30 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Okay this show is clearly legalized prostitution. I used to get hysterical over the Bachelor but this has to be the most vile thing I have seen. Flavor Flav is more genuine. It is farily obvious this woman would pimp her own child to make a commission.. off of selling women. Christ she need to move to Thailand and start a sex club. The "millionaires" are of dubious quality and its obvious now how Lauri met George... these men under the guise of looking for love go to this bitch because flying out of the country to get foreign wives is out of the question when they only have to drive to LA County. My god law enforcement needs to start watching this shit... or Dateline exclusive.
ImCrushingYourHead		#14	[-]
Posts: 2062 (01/27/08 11:09 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Buy a Wife!
Urethra Franklin		#15	[-]
Posts: 6313 (01/27/08 1:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I thought this would be a delicious trainwreck, but it's just a trainwreck. The way all of the editing fits into the "Patti is always right!" theme is just revolting. I love how Patti claims that she doesn't want golddiggers. I'd love to hear her explanation, then, for why attractive young women would put themselves through this degrading process when they know nothing about the men except that they're so-called millionaires.
Dyllani		#16	[-]
Posts: 113 (01/27/08 4:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Urethra Franklin wrote: I I'd love to hear her explanation, then, for why attractive young women would put themselves through this degrading process when they know nothing about the men except that they're so-called millionaires. They're masochist.
worstdog		#17	[-]
Posts: 2550 (01/27/08 7:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How completely disappointing. Supposedly the chick in charge of sales has to sign up 2 millionaires a WEEK. No wonder the guy who sells sex toys made the cut - he's odd with a capital 'O.' I loved how dear Patty was filing through the pictures of girls who applied to be her hookers - "yes, no, this one's cute, NO WAY, this one's got a pretty face - I'll just wait til a Chubby Checker comes through the door....." Has this chick gotten HERSELF a man cuz quite frankly - she's absolutely fugly. And I have yet to see a personality come streaming forth from her. Poor Glams - you're chances are better hookin' the bars on the Vegas strip than getting one of these prime cuts of man.
slayter73	Patti is a total Madame	#18	[-]
Posts: 1 (01/30/08 1:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Actually, I guess she does have a boyfriend. One of her clients asked her if she was married, and she said no,she has a boyfriend (because she was really pressing the marriage thing on him)..so then he asks her "Wait..you're not married, and you're in this business as a matchmaker? Don't you think that's kind of weird? That's like going to a dietician who's 30 pounds overweight." LOL I thought it was awesome. Her reply was lame, how what she had was perfect for her, and how her assistant wasn't married either. Basically, they were excuses that had NO validity to them. She definitely seems like one of "those" people. The "always constantly right even if they're wrong" people, and always has an explanation for everything to make them appear that way, but just makes you shake your head. And I agree this show is a total whorefest. She doesn't want any gold-diggers? She can't take any clients unless they're beautiful? (although I don't think every woman shown on that show is beautiful). God, I hope this show crashes and burns. Apparently, she was the Director of Marketing for "Great Expectations" dating service. I think she's a phony. And her job is a joke. How freaking hard is it to look at someones profile that has all their info, and matching them up. PLUS if you want the guy to be PERFECT, how hard is it to hire 4 or 5 other experts in their field to help the guy out prior to the big date? She's hiring other people . She's helping him by calling other people to make over his house or him or whatever. I think i'm in the wrong business. lol
slayter73	and..	#19	[-]
Posts: 2 (01/30/08 1:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	..ok..another thing I'm realizing...how great of a relationship expert can you possibly be if you have to change every single client in some way in order to make that guy's future date like him more? I'm catching a commercial for it now, and she's talking to a dating counselor, stating (and overdramatically I might add) that the counselor has NEVER met a guy like him, and needs to be changed drastically or he will never have ANY relationship whatsoever. Every single guy she's tried to change in some way. If you're truly a wonderful matchmaker, can't you match people up based on what you already know about them? lol What a freaking joke. And she's a 3rd generation matchmaker? I think it's called "Nowomaninthatparticularfamilyactuallywantedtodorealworkforalivingitis" And gotta love that office manager with the mohawk. I wonder if Patty rags on him about his looks like she does with her clients...lol (and I'm not against them..iIm a music guy myself)..and i'm so glad I found a message board to vent on about this show..this is really strange for me..I never gripe about anything, yet for some reason, this show and especially her really irritate me..it's the whole phoniness...I wonder if I could send an email to Patty to let her know how I really feel lol
AttaboyJake		#20	[-]
Posts: 80 (01/30/08 9:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	All I could think of when I saw that aging rocker was Dick Donato!