The only thing that would sound better is my voice surrounded by Trace's semen.
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Trace Adkins for the win!!!
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Posts: 7247 (02/28/08 9:49 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 20326 (02/28/08 9:53 PM) Registered user |
So you like the strong silent types, eh.
Holy crap, I almost did a spit-take, dude. Can you warn a sister before you interject with words like "semen?" 
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NeonTetra67 |
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Posts: 4747 (02/29/08 1:45 AM) Registered user |
OMG I want to bathe in a tubful of Trace's semen. My couch is soaking wet from watching that episode.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7255 (02/29/08 12:43 PM) Registered User |
Can one lose their Gay Licence for lusting after a Country star?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1134 (02/29/08 6:54 PM) |
Can one lose their Gay Licence for lusting after a Country star?Don't be silly. Everyone knows that rednecks make the best lovers, especially when they are drunk and jostling for some anal that they can't get from their mother/sister back in the trailer. Who will hold your crush on Willie Nelson against you? |
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RichFreak |
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Posts: 3079 (02/29/08 7:07 PM) Registered User |
I think I'm going to have to buy a Trace cd. They should put him shirtless on it.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7263 (02/29/08 9:40 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Is your new avi just to toment me? And don't think for a minute I don't know where you got it, you porn-seeking whore! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1136 (03/01/08 3:14 AM) |
Suity, you're depressing me. Why are you talking to me like I'm your mother? I'm not that old!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1139 (03/01/08 9:24 AM) |
I hope this avi won't bring back those traumatic memories in Suity's childhood.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7267 (03/01/08 12:00 PM) Registered User |
NO!!! Bring back the Kevin Cage avi!
And if I was going to confuse you wuth my mother, I'd call you a DRIED UP Old Whore. |
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Kenscookie |
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Posts: 5029 (03/03/08 12:19 PM) Registered user |
mmm...I'd like to sit on Trace's lap.
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kmill |
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Posts: 1201 (03/04/08 8:37 PM) Registered user |
Trace is gonna be in my town this Friday. Sorry you all can't attend, you'd enjoy him a hell of a lot more than I would! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7285 (03/04/08 11:08 PM) Registered User |
As promised, Trace Beefcake Screencaps!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1152 (03/05/08 4:53 AM) |
Let me guess. He waxes his chest.
Sigh. |
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AtlantaChik |
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Posts: 1440 (03/05/08 6:40 AM) Registered User |
I can pretty much assure ya that he wouldn't be the type to shave the chest. I think he's honestly just lacking hair there. Look at the hair, beard,
clothing and the smackdown he gave Tito for saying he "looked good for his age" and I think it's kind of clear he's a natural country guy.
Not the newer, younger metrosexual type.
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louie77 |
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Posts: 13821 (03/13/08 7:27 PM) Registered user |
Trace is gonna sell BILLIONS of Quizno's subs
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ProbstFan123 |
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Posts: 8428 (03/13/08 7:30 PM) Registered user |
Until he realizes the subs are shaped like a penis and quits the task.
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louie77 |
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Posts: 13824 (03/13/08 7:58 PM) Registered user |
TRACEOWNAGE
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7391 (03/13/08 8:29 PM) Registered User |
I loved how he pronounced CHI-POHL-TAY, "CHI-POHL-TEE"
He should have offered a foot-long sandwich using his own member as the meat. I know I would have had THAT for lunch!!! |
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ProbstFan123 |
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Posts: 8437 (03/13/08 9:01 PM) Registered user |
Gives new meaning to the phrase "hold the pickle".
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