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MASTER SCHEDULE OF HALL OF FAME UPDATES

Friday:

• Dancing With the Stars
• Hell's Kitchen
• Pirate Master
• Paradise Hotel
• Love Cruise
• Forever Eden
• The Real Gilligan's Island
• Murder in Small Town X
• Lap of Luxury (Joe Schmo)

Saturday:

• Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants
• The Shot
• The Starlet
• The Assistant
• Cupid
• America's Psychic Challenge
• Top Chef 3
• Solitary 2.0

Sunday:

• Flavor of Love
• Charm School
• I Love New York
• Rock of Love
• Game Show Marathon
• Boot Camp
• The Swan
• Kid Nation
• Boy Meets Boy
• All American Girl
• The 70s House
• Celebrity Duets
• Skating With Celebrities

Monday:

• The Bachelor
• Joe Millionaire
• Average Joe
• For Love or Money
• Celebrity Fit Club
• Celebrity Rehab
• The Surreal Life
• Meerkat Manor

Tuesday:

• The Real World
• Road Rules
• RR/RW Challenges

Wednesday:

• American Juniors
  
• Temptation Island
  
• The New Partridge Family
• Battle of the Network Reality Stars
• Rachael Ray's Cooking Challenge
• Trading Spaces
• FWP Survivor

YES!

I loved how happy and carefrees she was ^_^ And the LOLing @ cancer was hilarious. Tyra just wants to be Oprah so she's been trying to be all socially and politically relevant in the past few cycles, which led to the demise of two girls in the first week who were comedy GOLD. (Kathleen being the other one who I fell in love with before Natasha.)





Seriously, what cancer patient looks like Larry from The Three Stooges? I'd laugh too.

I liked Ebony and Heather too, and Chantal grew on me when she was all that was left to choose from for me. Hated everyone else.

I'm now going to pull a Louie and explain some of my HOF inductees in an attempt to educate the world on the realm of reality tv. Survivor, The Apprentice, TAR, Big Brother, ANTM, Project Runway, American Idol, and the foreign alternatives and ripoff shows have all been discussed to death, and there's really nothing I can say that hasn't been repeated millions of times on this board. If anyone finds any of my choices to be peculiar (like Mila for example), you may make your concerns known and I will gladly explain myself.� Until then, I'm going to start with the lesser watched shows and work my way down.

First are my picks for Last Comic Standing!



Everyone who watched the show remembers Crazy Dave. He was hilarious and the fact that he didn't even make the top 6 on a show that's about being funny was insane, but that's Last Comic Standing for you (terrible awful rigged show). Granted, his normal everyday self was funnier than his standup material, but I still think if he made the final AMERICA vote, he might have been the only one who could overcome the great Dat Phan. Emphasis on might. At least he went on to win LCS: All Stars.

As for Bonnie, I doubt anyone remembers her. She was the first finalist voted off and the only contestant ever to not compete in Last Comic Standing: All Stars. Instead they gave us this ogress monstrosity:



Bonnie has actually done pretty well for herself though. She's had an HBO special and was on Letterman recently. Except for dropping the cunt-bomb in her first act, her humor is very dry and her monotone delivery matches it. I can totally see why no one liked her or thought she was boring, but it's exactly the type of funnies I like. She actually makes a better writer than comic because of this. You can read some of her stuff here (I especially like the ones about retards and unfunny women).

http://www.sheckymagazine.com/bondex.htm

Like Dave, she was also funnier as a person and the regular house moments are what made the show. She had a great relationship with Todd Glass, and when all of the eliminated comics came back to vote for someone, she raised her fists in the air and started cackling maniacally. The only thing that was missing was a crash of lightning in the background. She then calmed down and in her voting confessional, she began with, "This is a very difficult decision..." and you expected her to finish with a string of reality tv cliches like "It's nothing personal, I know we can all be friends, blahblahblah," but she pulls a zinger and instead says, "I hate everyone." It was lovely <3

I will now close the induction of the Last Comic Standing wing into the Naj Hall of Fame, with a clip of Bonnie's reaction to the infamous 2girls1cup.

I agree that Willard is an odd choice, but there's a reason for it. He's more of a placeholder than anything else since I didn't really have a favorite in that season. There are probably at least 125 Survivors I like more than him.

My preshow favorites were Kim Mullen and Katie. Kim had the best bio ever. She spoke like 17 languages, had 11 college degrees, preached cancer awareness, and had travelled all over the world. I thought for sure she wasn't just a pretty face. And then Katie said she was going on Survivor just to lose weight, and that she'd be Survivor's first funny girl. Then I actually saw them on the show...and these preconceived notions didn't reallly pan out. Jolanda was my other favorite, and then she was gone first. I never really warmed up to anyone on Ulong after that, and Koror wasn't much better. By the end I was rooting for Gregg and Jenn, so that's how bad that season was to me. I will say it had a good location and good challenges though.

Thus, Willard Smith was my overall favorite. He was funny in the first episode at least, and the moments that didn't get shown that we heard about later are amazing. Plus he looked like the immunity idol, which was fun.