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Also, just one more thing I want to point out. It's HILARIOUS that you say Michelle is a strong player when all she did was A. Run up a hill, B. Complain that her tribe sucked, C. Complain that it was cold. For A, sure, she was the first woman up te hill, but that doesn't mean jack shit. GC was the first member of Kota up that hill, and he wound up being a quitting pussy. B. Complaining that her tribe sucked when she didn't really do a whole lot to help win that first immunity challenge just proves she had a shitty social game and deserved to be voted out, because, you know, strength isn't the only aspect of Survivor. C. If she's complaining that it's cold on the first day and she's as small and as skinny as she is, it would only be a matter of time because she would start whining about wanting to quit and you'd be bitching about the tribe keeping her around. You see Jabba, the problem with your arguments is that you basically shape facts to fit what you're saying. Parvati won Micronesia, but she's a dumb, weak bimbo in your mind, which is funny, given that she was targetted for being a threat early on in the game, and in CI, she was voted out over the only person besides Ozzy to win immunity in that season. Meanwhile, because she was around for one episode Michelle is strong for being able to run up a hill and do pretty much nothing else.

Basically, you're saying that the midcarders, who you deny exist because you lump everyone together as either weak or strong, are strong when they're at the beginning of the game, because it makes your viewpoint look less retarded, but then when those same midcarders make it far, you say they're weak because again, it makes your viewpoint less retarded. I realize this is blatantly obvious to everyone by now, but essentially, you ignore all data that proves you wrong, or in the case of Micronesia or Fiji, you resort to sexism or racism. You also never explain why a quitter like GC going far under the current system would be any different if your system were implemented.

So here's what I think about you, based on this topic, which is probably more accurate than your opinions of strength and weakness based on Survivor's editing team. First off, given the fact that you worship a comedian like Artie Lange, you're probably a fatass. This is compounded by the fact that you're so desperate to make everyone who reads this topic think that you're physically fit. Second, you're probably functionally retarded, because the only way your system is different from the current system is that it removes all complex strategy from the game, which is something your brain probably has trouble understanding. More evidence to back this up is the fact that you compare Survivor to MTV reality shows, which tells me you have the attention span of a sand flea. That's why you want Survivor to be purely challenge-based. You can't follow or understand the strategy in the game, so you only enjoy the show when you basically watch a bunch of names contestants running around for ten minutes with a giant ball, and it gives you a hard-on when guys like Colby, Tom, Terry, and Ozzy can dominate in challenges. So basically, you're a fat, gay retard. Sound about right? Oh wait...*slaps forehead* No WONDER you only respond to well thought-out posts by taking clips of them and debating them poorly. It's too difficult for you to read through them and fully comprehend!

Fellow readers of this topic, from now on, we should really explain our viewpoints in words that a 2nd grader could understand, because maybe the challenge will raise Artie's reading level.

ArtieeLange wrote:

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Every weak chick hated her, just like you hate her.

Michelle wasn't voted out because she was strong.