Now what?
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Poverteeflatz |
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Okay, I said hi.
Now what? |
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darlingal |
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News bulletin, the public opinion of Suckstopia
[15/12] UrbanCenter: I like to look at the vaginers in the place where that they are naked. It is good. [15/12] StarringAmy: lol [15/12] Bernard Wrangler: the titty bars suck here. [15/12] CBRetriever: trust bernie to put first things first [15/12] Gina: I heard there was punch and pie. [15/12] CBRetriever: Hey, I need a place with technical dog water, please advise when you locate such a property [15/12] Jazzy: I want to run The Jazzy Java Club. (BC weed for club members!) [15/12] darlin' gal: You can't swear, they will edit the bulletin. Losers. [15/12] UrbanCenter: I am the king of tools. My mother tried to abort me last week. [15/12] Simmom2001: What no park? This place does suck. [15/12] Gina: What's with all the French? I hope these hovels have AC at least. [15/12] love like a bomb: This looks like a boring SimCity ripoff to me. [15/12] Bernard Wrangler: Can you help a fellow American down on his luck? [15/12] ArtfulEgotist: They're takin our jobs! [15/12] ned3: , [15/12] Omni: Ding, fries are done [15/12] alabamacandace: I am citizen #69 - w00t! [15/12] StJ: I want a farm, please. [15/12] Antithesys: I suggest everyone lock their doors at night [15/12] Pixie: There's a guy at the new ice cream parlour, staring at my sweater puppies. What kind of town is this? [15/12] StJ: I find it odd that Sucktopia is a perfectly square island. Was this caused by global warming?? [15/12] Shag: What do you feed sweater puppies? [15/12] Pixie: Man meat. [15/12] squashthebeef: what is this shit? [15/12] TresGay: How did one of you manage to leave and go look for a job? [15/12] PennyMontana: 2 people have done that?? So far I have found nothing to actually do. [15/12] Jazzy: Why are there no exclusive waterfront homes here? [15/12] SusAn: I'm building a liquor store. I might open it to the public. [15/12] TresGay: I hope that I'm unemployed and living off of the public's tit [15/12] Gina: The question is is the public's tit big enough. [15/12] darlin' gal: This is like 8 mile in Detroit. All we need is drug dealers and hookers. There is no jobs. Sad. Weems ca't even sell his pottery in this city. [00:05] GNG: can I crash at your place, Darlingal? Until I get a job and can build my own? [00:58] blahfrickinblah: that icon with the adult and child looks way paedo. is this paedo town? [02:09] Gina: So, who gets to be Debra Winger in the factory? [02:23] CBRetriever: still no parks and/or lakes and no recreational facilities? [02:33] love like a bomb: We need mansions and McMansions. Then I can feel like one of the Sucks elite. [02:55] Roadfinder: We need to improve transportation and lower unemployment. [03:24] voodidit: where's the cat shelter/ [03:36] darlin' gal: Sure GNG, bring Trixie! That is if you don't mind all the pink and the hello kitty decor. [03:43] CBRetriever: voo, why don't you and I run a cats and dogs shelter? Population 120 Revenues 21250 € Unemployement 26 % Transports 100 % Criminality 0 % Pollution 0 % |
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darlingal |
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I dunno Pov. Ask Sloan, he's the mayor....errr city manager. The only fucker WITH a job.
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Sloansalad |
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Can we fast forward to the gentrification?
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Sloansalad |
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how is our town doing
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ColbyRulesAll |
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This is like an automated online version of SimCity.
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kooyah |
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CBRetriever |
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Tres Gay |
We could have a lot of fun playing this :) | ||
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This city Goon Town (link to their board) takes itself FAR too seriously. They have a script to
redirect so that the city grows in a balanced manner. Everything is completely controlled by that script if their members approach the board from that link.
Their city is pretty big Their REALLY big city.
I just invited JBB to play :)
Last Edited By: Tres Gay
12/16/07 10:44 AM.
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Shag |
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I haven't seen such sweet organizational skills since 1933 Germany. Well done, goons! |
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Survivor Boy |
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So we just dropped in ranking from 177 to 178.
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Tres Gay |
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Temporary set back. BUY NOW!
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Texas Stranger |
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Using my oil money, I just bought the leftmost square. I will be developing it into a resort, clothing-optional of course.
Since each square appears to hold no more than 8 dwellings, there's room for 7 more to enjoy the susnsets and frolic nekkid amongst the trees. No need to worry about the meddlesome Sheriff, he's been taken care of. The Deputy is a personal friend. |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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LOL @ 'criminality' being at 0%.
We must change this!!!! *pillages* |
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ginaf20697 |
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Someone needs to invite Lootie to town.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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I'll invite him when Im home and have access to Photoshop.
Until then - everyone throw rocks at Jumpy's house!!!! |
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Epi1 |
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I just posted in Suckstopia, but I'm still confused by this game.
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catspasms |
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ArtfulEgotist |
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Why does Goon Town get a fucking volcano?
Our town should get a volcano! Imagine all the thing we can do with one: 1. We can sacrifice a virgin. 2. We can worship it. 3. We can make it erupt and get on the news. Seriously, the possiblities are endless! |
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Sloansalad |
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rip GBIAD
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