i feel as if i missed something
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Buggles73 |
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There was once a giant thread about this but I do not care. I am watching Pirates Of The Carribean 3. Why did the black chick turn into a giant , then explode
into a bunch of crabs?
i feel as if i missed something |
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Jaleel Johanson |
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A cheap hooker can do the same thing for less than what the movie costed.
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TC |
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cost.
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Jaleel Johanson |
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cost.
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Buggles73 |
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costeded
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Onno |
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sloan knows.
sloan knows so much. |
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Baby Please |
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I really hated that Movie. It was like 3 1/2 hours long and 3/4 of it was completely unnecessary.
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Buggles73 |
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it is so unecessary that i have given attemptimg to watch it. Holy shit that sucked. and I really liked the 1st one
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K1934 |
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I loved that flick, except the part with Chow Fat in it. I HATE CHINESE!!!!!1111
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Posts: 5908 (12/14/07 12:32 PM) Registered user |
I have never been more confused in my life, I kept asking what is going on? who's that? why are they talking now? who are they referring to?
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Merely |
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I love the whole riddle thing where they flip the ship over, but I didn't understand nada. The pirate accent doesn't help either.
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K1934 |
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I liked the part where the old dude was there at the meeting. And then where there was that swirling thing (or was that in POTC2). And then when that guy is
like in the wall. That was cool.
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Trixie Delight |
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I think she was constipated. |
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The Electric Witch |
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I didn't like the movie either but the reason the black chick turned into a giant then exploded into a bunch of crabs was because she was actually a nature
spirit named Calypso who had been fucking the guy with the tentacles all over his face. That was the one part of the movie I actually did understand.
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Vegazguy |
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i was gonna start a "Can someone please explain the last two Pirates movies to me?" thread but figured I would wait patiently for someone else to do
it. Yay!!! I loved all the movies but damn parts two and three fuckin' confused the fuck out of me.
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K1934 |
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First of all, it's CARIBBEAN, you prancing pillock.
Second, the plot is simplicity itseln. Lord Cutler Beckett begins executing anyone associated with piracy and commands Davy Jones to destroy all pirate ships. To confront Beckett's assault, the nine pirate lords making up the Brethren Court have been summoned to convene on Shipwreck Cove. However, Captain Jack Sparrow, pirate lord of the Caribbean, never appointed his successor, and therefore must be present. Captain Barbossa leads Will, Elizabeth, Tia Dalma and the Black Pearl crew to rescue Jack. Sao Feng, pirate lord of Singapore, possesses a map to World's End, the gateway to Davy Jones' Locker. Elizabeth and Barbossa attempt to bargain with Feng for the map and a ship, but Feng is furious that Will already attempted to steal it. The British Royal Navy, led by Mercer, acting under orders from Beckett, suddenly attack Feng's bathhouse. During the ensuing chaos, Will strikes a bargain with Feng for the Black Pearl in exchange for Sparrow, whom Feng wants to turn over to Beckett, presumably in exchange for immunity from Davy Jones' attacks on pirates. Will wants the Black Pearl to rescue his father from the Flying Dutchman. The crew journey through a frozen sea and sail over an enormous waterfall into the Locker. On board Gibbs explains that a flash of green light during the last glimpse of sunset means a person is returning from the land of the dead. Aboard the Pearl, Sparrow is suffering hallucinations about an entire crew comprising himself, each representing a different facet of his character. The Pearl is dragged to an ocean shore by crab-like creatures, and Jack is reunited with his old shipmates, though he is initially reluctant to rejoin a crew who, among them, include four people who had attempted to kill him in the past. As the Black Pearl crew seek an escape route, they see dead souls floating under the water. Tia Dalma reveals that Davy Jones was appointed by his lover, Calypso, goddess of the sea, to ferry the dead to the next world. In return, Jones was allowed to step upon land for one day every ten years to be with his love, but when she failed to meet him, the scorned captain abandoned his duty and transformed into a monster. Elizabeth sees her father, Governor Weatherby Swann's soul pass by in a boat; he was murdered by Beckett. A distraught Elizabeth vows revenge. The Black Pearl remains trapped in the Locker until Sparrow deciphers the map, realizing the ship must be capsized to return to the living world. They overturn the ship at sunset, upturn back into the living world as the sun is rising, and witness a flash of green light, marking Jack's return to the living. Upon their return, Sao Feng attacks, revealing his agreement with Will. But he betrays Will, having made a deal with Cutler Beckett to hand over the crew and keep the Black Pearl. Onboard Endeavor, Sparrow refuses to divulge to Beckett where the Brethren Court will convene. Beckett double-crosses Feng by keeping the Black Pearl for his armada, and in turn Feng gives Sparrow the ship back, while taking Elizabeth, whom he believes is Calypso. Aboard his warship, the Empress, Feng tells Elizabeth that it was the first Brethren Court who trapped Calypso into human form so they could control the seas. Feng is mortally wounded when Davy Jones attacks his ship. Before dying, he appoints Elizabeth his heir, making her captain and the pirate lord of Singapore. She and the crew are imprisoned in Flying Dutchman's brig. Also aboard is Admiral James Norrington, who betrays Beckett and frees Elizabeth and her crew, who escape back to their ship, although Norrington is killed when he is discovered by Bootstrap Bill. Will leaves a trail of corpses for Beckett's ship to follow. Sparrow catches him and tosses him overboard, but he first gives him his magical compass, apparently intending for Beckett to find them. Will is picked up by Beckett's ship, and it is revealed that it was Davy Jones who masterminded Calypso's imprisonment by the pirate lords. At Shipwreck Island, the nine pirate lords disagree over freeing Calypso. Barbossa calls upon Captain Teague Sparrow, Keeper of the Pirata Codex and Jack's father, to reveal that a Pirate King is needed to declare war. Elizabeth, newly ordained Pirate lord of Singapore, is elected "Pirate King" after Sparrow's vote breaks a stalemate (during previous elections, each pirate lord voted only for himself/herself). She orders the pirates to fight Beckett. During a preceding parlay with Beckett and Jones, Elizabeth and Barbossa swap Sparrow for Will. Barbossa tricks the other pirate lords into giving him their insignias, which he needs to free Calypso, who is Tia Dalma. When Barbossa releases her in a ritual, her fury over Jones' betrayal unleashes a violent maelstrom just as the Navy's massive fleet appears on the horizon. During the battle, Sparrow escapes the brig of the Flying Dutchman and steals the Dead Man's Chest. Meanwhile, Davy Jones kills Mercer and obtains the key to the chest, which Jack then steals back from Jones. As the Black Pearl and the Flying Dutchman face off near the center of a massive whirlpool, Will proposes to Elizabeth. They insist Barbossa marry them as Captain of the Black Pearl. Barbossa agrees, marries them and continues fighting as they exchange vows and kiss in the ensuing chaos. Will then boards the Flying Dutchman to retrieve the chest. When Davy Jones mortally wounds Will aboard his ship, Bootstrap Bill attacks Jones. Sparrow, who wanted the heart for his own immortality, places his broken sword in Will's hand and helps him stab Jones' heart, killing Jones and making Will the Flying Dutchman's captain. After Jack tears Elizabeth away from the seemingly dead body of her husband, they escape the Flying Dutchman. The crew of the Dutchman cut out Will's heart and place it into the Dead Man's Chest: the crewmen regain their humanity, and Will and Sparrow captain the Flying Dutchman and the Black Pearl respectively to destroy Beckett's ship, the Endeavor, killing Beckett in the process and forcing the enemy fleet to retreat. Although Will has been saved and the Dutchman crew has regained their humanity, he must now spend the next ten years at sea. He and Elizabeth have one day together and consummate their marriage on an island before Will must leave for his new life. Will gives Elizabeth the Dead Man's Chest for safekeeping. Shortly after, Barbossa again commandeers the Black Pearl, stranding Jack and Gibbs in Tortuga. Having anticipated Barbossa's deception, however, Sparrow has already removed the map's middle that leads to the Fountain of Youth. In a post-credits scene set ten years later, Will appears on the horizon at sunset aboard the Flying Dutchman and is seen sailing towards land to meet Elizabeth and their adolescent child, during which a flash of green light is seen in the sky. The screenwriters have said that because Elizabeth stayed true to Will for the interim 10 years and he continued to ferry souls to the next world, the curse is lifted and he is free of the Flying Dutchman. |
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dennydoylelives |
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What I want to know is how they make it look like Kiera Knightley has tits? CGI?
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The Heartbreak Yid |
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More importantly, what happened to the black chick from the 1st one. She was some kind of a love interest of Jacks, and then she was completely
dissacknowledged in the sequals.
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Hamdingers |
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K1934 wrote: Yup. That thar was a damn model o' simplicity n' shit, pardnah.
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Vegazguy |
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yeah that ship part was awesome!! i thought part three was the funniest. i also liked the part where they fall off the edge of the earth and then jack is
hallucinating in hell. was that hell? it was pretty dry. awesome imagery!!
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K1934 |
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I LOVED THE SHIP PART!
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