you're being a tad harsh on sloan.
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Is my fiance screwing around on me with other men? Or not? I'm split!
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Posts: 3605 (12/01/07 10:01 PM) this won't end well.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 756 (12/01/07 10:04 PM) |
I own my suburban
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 11011 (12/01/07 10:06 PM) super badass |
tell me that she sucked all three cocks at once.I can picture the placement of 5 of the six legs. Unless someone can draw a working diagram I'm calling impossible. |
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darlingal |
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Posts: 6021 (12/01/07 10:07 PM) Nobody reads me.
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We need a vernmike to diagram!
Last Edited By: darlingal
12/01/07 10:10 PM.
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jane1958 |
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Posts: 1826 (12/01/07 10:08 PM) Registered user |
If you have doubts, postpone any wedding plans for a long time. Wear a condom from now on.
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The Virgin Murray |
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Posts: 540 (12/01/07 10:10 PM) |
Did this guy say that this happened on the very night that she lied to you about going out? If so, you are in serious denial.
Here's an important question - If he gave you a lot of unasked for and unimportant details about the BJs, he was probably lying and just trying to hurt you for whatever reason. If all he did was tell you what happened without embellishment, he was probably telling the truth. Liars usually embellish a story with unecessary details in order to sell the lie. |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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Posts: 25072 (12/01/07 10:51 PM) Registered user |
Was he laughing when he told you? Cause I would have been.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 757 (12/01/07 10:55 PM) |
I knew you had a cock.
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TobaccoRhoda |
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Posts: 25074 (12/01/07 10:57 PM) Registered user |
If I was him, I'd be rifling her closet looking for kneepads as we speak.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 3610 (12/01/07 10:57 PM) this won't end well.
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I figured a collection in jars.
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Will |
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Posts: 25212 (12/01/07 10:57 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
You know, my first thought was that this was about a gay couple.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 759 (12/01/07 10:58 PM) |
The mailman, plumber and Schwanz guy all may have hiding places in the closet.
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SlimeSlurp |
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Posts: 1283 (12/01/07 11:04 PM) Registered User |
Yeah, but in the whore's defense, the Schwanz guy does some amazing things with gravy.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 6030 (12/01/07 11:25 PM) Nobody reads me.
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But does she swallow the gravy.....that's the million dollar question.
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Posts: 11314 (12/02/07 12:14 AM) Come Again? |
SlimeSlurp wrote: |
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NotAnAnderson |
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Posts: 973 (12/02/07 9:35 AM) Not really here |
This is easily the most festive thread of the season.
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Bonestripper |
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Posts: 279 (12/02/07 9:48 AM) |
4. eh..So she wont blow you but she blows randon dudes? Whats her number I think I can clear this up for you |
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 2705 (12/02/07 9:54 AM) Registered User |
jane1958 wrote: If you haven't set a date for the wedding, then suggest eloping or a tiny wedding on Valentine's Day. If she quickly vetoes the idea, then she may have cold feet. And if you really want to find out if she's serious about the marriage, indicate that an aunt has designated you as her heir that includes some property and cash that will require a pre-nuptial. She might flip out if she knows that that she won't get anything if you die or the marriage breaks apart. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 761 (12/02/07 10:05 AM) |
I think the whole competitive cocksucking thing has taken us beyond pre-nup territory.
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The Virgin Murray |
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Posts: 541 (12/02/07 10:26 AM) |
100 cumdrops
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