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Posts: 5063 (12/01/07 7:07 PM) Registered user |
OgakorAreMorons wrote:
Oh, and: OgakorAreMorons wrote: I doubt he has to twist any arms. Is his name Huggy Bear?
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Posts: 738 (12/01/07 7:12 PM) |
If this story isn't complete bullshit, the fact that some dude who walked up to you to say he was one third of a naughty Catholic schoolgirl sausage
platter is the best part.
Please God tell me that she sucked all three cocks at once. That would make it better.
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Posts: 6465 (12/01/07 7:13 PM) Registered User |
Most of the time, when gut instinct tells you someone is cheating, they are.
Exceptions can be made if you are a jealous personality and have suspicions about everyone, all the time. What motivation would this dude have to tell you that she sucked three dicks? What would he gain by this? You couldn't identify the same truck twice? Don't you know enough to memorize the license plate? You're not a very good stalker/spy. Could a dark mole appear as a dimpled depression in dim lighting? Hmmm... Does she blow YOU? How's the sex been lately? How are your lines of communication in general? Has she been acting suspiciously in any other ways that you haven't mentioned yet? A more in-depth investigation and analysis is needed. Go out and buy some black clothing and a ski mask and get busy, then report back here ASAP. |
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Posts: 399 (12/01/07 8:04 PM) Huge apathy
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Call cheaters then we can watch the drama unfold
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TrUeTrUe007 |
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Posts: 2586 (12/01/07 8:43 PM) Registered User |
Hire an investigator/Veronica Mars if you're so paranoid. |
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Cozmeaux |
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Posts: 2069 (12/01/07 8:45 PM) Registered user |
Maybe YOU should get a silver truck.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 746 (12/01/07 8:48 PM) |
Silver Truck, Silver Truck
It's cocksuck time, in the city, Smoke their thing, their ears will ring, Soon it will be on your sleeve. |
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Posts: 111 (12/01/07 8:49 PM) |
A pair of rubber gloves, a length of rusty barbed wire, and a jar of Tabasco sauce -- that's all you need to get her to confess.
Or just buy a Fleshlight. They're a lot less trouble. |
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Posts: 1255 (12/01/07 8:51 PM) Registered user |
ScruffyGuy wrote: 1. Don't have a jealous personality. Very confident about myself and my relationships (or was). 2. What motivation? They worked together awhile back, he could have hit on her and was rejected, she could have been a total bitch to him(she has a tendency
to have a temper), maybe he overheard something about 'something' on her left ass cheek that she was joking about with the other girls (they have a
crude work environment.. assembly.. Think Roseanne's assembly job under Booker. But then, if he was making it up, blowing three guys is way too farfetched.
He could have said one guy and I'd have been more confident and believable.. So if it was made up, he really picked the wrong story to play with.
3. It was night, the first time I wasn't even paying attention to it cause I didn't even know it was for her. The second time I was too busy being in her face as the truck drove off. 4. eh.. 5. Sex is great, we are very creativ and have fun..and the night I blew up at her about it and she told me it was her friend and her B/F, I trusted her
because she has a great track record and seemed legit. She's always been about respect in relationships. That night it was really good, make up sex is the
best. Now that I think about it though, she does have a head fetish.
6. I'm hoping there is a better way..
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Ramona Balboa |
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Posts: 2044 (12/01/07 8:52 PM) MESS member |
I don't want to read one of these unless there are barbeques involved.
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 2174 (12/01/07 8:53 PM) |
There's ALWAYS a better way.
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HaroldBalzaccio |
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Posts: 5064 (12/01/07 8:56 PM) Registered user |
Sloansalad wrote: Well played. Almost Chili's-esque. OAM, you should just feel lucky that the dude at Panera didn't ask you how his dick tasted. He should have. |
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Posts: 2175 (12/01/07 8:57 PM) |
Where is she now OAM?
Are you sure? |
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Posts: 7352 (12/01/07 9:09 PM) Absent Administrator |
Oh but you are the jealous type, Ogakor! By simply posting these facts and making it quite clear that your are mentally incapable of handling this situation
without driving yourself insane proves this so. Your life has reached a point where you are trying to gather evidence in order to "bust her", be it
by questioning or stalking. This is not healthy. You need to simply confront her, tell her not to interrupt and get all the facts out. Tell her you love her,
but that she needs to be honest without ommission. Tell her you are going to end the relationship if she hesitates or lies. If she tells the truth and the
truth is clean she may even dump you for being an insecure and untrusting prick. Ah fuck it, either way you are fucked. Get some Xanax, go read Fuzzy's
first post in this thread then tie a rope around your neck and whack off to a mental image of her being pounded in the ass by three Mexican midgets.
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Posts: 6014 (12/01/07 9:12 PM) Nobody reads me.
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HA!
Count them...THREE midgets. Nice to see you MBR! |
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Posts: 37 (12/01/07 9:15 PM) |
She blew them dudes. Face facts. The nice Catholic girls are always the undercover freaks. I can't believe you believed her when she told you she only
fucked her ex husband and you. For every guy that your girl tells you she fucked, times it by 3 and you get the real number. Or in your case, times it by 20
would be more accurate. Haven't you ever seen Clerks? Dante's girlfriend only fucked a couple dudes but she sucked 37 dicks and snowballed a dude.
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Posts: 8 (12/01/07 9:26 PM) |
Scruffy:
Most of the time, when gut instinct tells you someone is cheating, they are. True. So true. |
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Posts: 1157 (12/01/07 9:28 PM) |
Most of the time when someone tells you that your girlfriend blew three guys. she did.
True. So true. |
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Posts: 8077 (12/01/07 9:31 PM) Registered user |
Dear thread starter -
Your instincts were correct before you even thought your next thought. The rest is extraneous. Dump her, fuck her friends or use this as an opportunity to have that 3some you've always wanted. For real. With <3 -SJ™ |
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TC |
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Posts: 457 (12/01/07 9:59 PM) I Need A Clue
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meh
That anyone bothered to read the first post is disappointing and very suburban. |
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