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Catholic school girls
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> A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
> They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St.
> Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a
> penis?"She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
> with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger
> in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."St. Peter asks the next girl
> the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a
> penis?"The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled
> and stroked
> one."St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
> through the gate."All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line
> of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she
> reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the
> rush?"The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
> want to
> do it before Amy sticks her ass in it."
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