Jon & Kate: Get a Hairplug and Get a Real Job!

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Free Kitty	Jon	#3401	[-]
Posts: 40 (06/24/09 9:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a degree. He probably got into IT during that magical period when just about anyone could get a job in IT. These days, no degree, no decent job. Especially in a place as saturated with talent in that field as NYC. But that's besides the point - this loser ain't looking for work any time soon. He's too busy living it up on the money he made off his kids. Kate mentioned ia whhile back that she tried to suggest Jon find work or start taking classes when he became restless with his life. According to Kate, he was not interested.
memyselfandi		#3402	[-]
Posts: 17132 (06/24/09 9:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Arent' IT jobs pretty much impossible to get right now? The way Jon talked on the show about "maybe someone will give me a job" doens't make it seem like he's the ambitious type. He'll be selling pictures of the kids and tell-alls to make enough money not to work.
RobVanStratus		#3403	[-]
Posts: 8348 (06/24/09 9:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	tmaxx wrote: springfeverish wrote: SurvivorQT wrote: "Mady was something. She said, 'I can't say this comes as much of a surprise. I could've guessed,'" Kate told People. "But Cara just crumpled into t.ears. She was crying, and I was holding her in my arms like a baby." It don't what is sadder: Cara dissolving into sobs or Mady already cynical at 9 years old. Mady is blunt! Like her mom. There's a difference between being blunt and being a @+@#. Kate is a @+@#, Mady is just a kid that needs to be a kid and stop trying to grow up so fast to be a clone of her mother.
Free Kitty		#3404	[-]
Posts: 41 (06/24/09 9:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	memyselfandi wrote: The way Jon talked on the show about "maybe someone will give me a job" doens't make it seem like he's the ambitious type. He'll be selling pictures of the kids and tell-alls to make enough money not to work. When he said that, I kind of thought maybe those rumors about the next Celeb Apprentice were true and that was his way of leading into that... Or not.
LOLABINGO		#3405	[-]
Posts: 4066 (06/24/09 9:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Even Trump would boot his ass out the first time he sulked. I bet they "work it out" because neither of them can really support themselves or the kids without that money. At least not with trips to ski in Utah and staying up all night partying and getting a diamond stud in tongue as well as both ears. That judge may be the best at working out reconciliations that I have ever come across...threaten the paycheck. GWOP must be ecstatic right now. Maybe I will venture back to check. I am sure they are sending copies of all their petitions to that judge around now. Nutjobs. Wake up call for the 32 year old wanna be teenager.
jasbel		#3406	[-]
Posts: 1732 (06/24/09 9:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wasnt Mady the one that busted Kate kissing the bodyguard?
bubbybear		#3407	[-]
Posts: 3272 (06/24/09 10:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	springfeverish wrote: SurvivorQT wrote: "Mady was something. She said, 'I can't say this comes as much of a surprise. I could've guessed,'" Kate told People. "But Cara just crumpled into t.ears. She was crying, and I was holding her in my arms like a baby." It don't what is sadder: Cara dissolving into sobs or Mady already cynical at 9 years old. Or the fact that their mother is blabbing about their reactions to the entire country.
azcanadienne		#3408	[-]
Posts: 3057 (06/24/09 10:52 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Free Kitty wrote: According to Kate... Which, right there, completely makes anything that comes after it - a total "it's all Jon's fault because I am perfect perfect perfect" delusion
quietsurvivorfan		#3409	[-]
Posts: 16806 (06/24/09 10:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What do you all want to bet that fame whore Trump DOES put Jon on the Celebrity Apprentice for the publicity? He will probably even give him a subsidized apartment in NYC. However, Jon will epically FAIL at that for 2 reasons. 1) he has no ambition, thus no drive and will be a slacker on the challenges and 2) he doesn't know any deep pocket celebrities he can call on for the fund raisers.
Aunt Pappy		#3410	[-]
Posts: 18971 (06/24/09 10:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	jasbel wrote: Wasnt Mady the one that busted Kate kissing the bodyguard? Yep. (Even though I'm thinking it was just another rumor.)
azcanadienne		#3411	[-]
Posts: 3058 (06/24/09 11:01 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	One day, Mady's gonna write her "Mom-beast Dearest" book
ChynS		#3412	[-]
Posts: 913 (06/24/09 11:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Word is, Jon will be writing a tell-all book. He could make money that way, or convince TLC to make the show "Jon & Date plus 8".
TimmyTAR		#3413	[-]
Posts: 2507 (06/24/09 11:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Most unsurprising news ever. When the show comes back, are you sure the show's not gonna be called, "Kate & Jon: Minus One"?
jasbel		#3414	[-]
Posts: 1734 (06/24/09 11:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jon's bad points in his character is well documented... But he is a very hard worker. I doubt he would be chosen for Celebrity Apprentice but if he was he wouldnt be the first out. He even knows quite a few celebs, Shane Victorino, the OCC guys and the Harlem Globetrotters. He won't win and would probably get knocked out when he is PM. But when it comes to rolling up sleeves and getting the job done and taking orders he has that down.
ChynS		#3415	[-]
Posts: 914 (06/24/09 11:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Following Internet rumors that Jon Gosselin of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" is writing a book, ET sets the record straight. Jon, who is divorcing his wife Kate, tells ET in a new statement, "I am not writing any books right now. I am focusing on our kids." For more on this story, keep checking back here at ETonline.com. ~~~~~ I know Jon said he couldn't write books like Kate could before. Guess he doesn't even know how to find a ghost-writer? hehe I still think it could be Jon & Date plus 8 one week and Kate & Date plus 8 next. Why else would they want speedy divorce?
LOLABINGO		#3416	[-]
Posts: 4068 (06/24/09 11:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	According to GWOP, Jon brought home a venereal disease. Or some blind item somewhere. There is also a rumor of pregnancy, but apparently "they" know that Jon got snipped, so it can't be the girlfriend. The are now working on discovering a will, and the house is "in trust" (for the kids?) Busy little beavers over there. There is one mile long post telling Kate everything she needs to do, including how to grow her hair out and something about a round brush...my eyes glazed over, and I had to take a bath after venturing in, but if people here think FORT is nuts, they really should check out GWOP.
memyselfandi		#3417	[-]
Posts: 17136 (06/25/09 12:19 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wonder if Jon had "Can't Tell Me Nothing" in his head when he was driving that tractor around clearing the brush. Something about that just reminded me of the Zach Galifianakis video.
RobVanStratus		#3418	[-]
Posts: 8355 (06/25/09 12:25 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How the fuck can anyone navigate GWOP? I went to it to see if I could find the discussion on the Jon brought home VD rumor and discovered it was a fucking blog of shit, just morons commenting on blog posts. I feel suicidal after trying to read the bullshit on GWOP.
LOLABINGO		#3419	[-]
Posts: 4069 (06/25/09 12:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't want to wade back in, and have no idea if they have a search function over there, but it was under "blind item" and mostly shot down because Saint Jon can do no wrong, and Kate should be drawn and quartered. The site design is almost as horrid as the posters. Here is the post Bec said... Blindgossip.com has 5 posts most likely about Jon and Kate, including this last one: "When you cheat on your spouse - even with their knowledge - you really need to use protection. Because you know what happens when you don't? Someone winds up with a disease… or pregnant. Silly goose! Haven't you learned your lesson?" 6/24/2009 2:04 PM Link to the page. Here. It's not quite a third of the way down. I love my Mozilla word finder. Sounds like bullshit. Last Edited By: LOLABINGO 06/25/09 12:38 AM. Edited 3 times.
Charming Nemesis		#3420	[-]
Posts: 6193 (06/25/09 1:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOLABINGO wrote: According to GWOP, Jon brought home a venereal disease. Or some blind item somewhere. There is also a rumor of pregnancy, but apparently "they" know that Jon got snipped, so it can't be the girlfriend. The are now working on discovering a will, and the house is "in trust" (for the kids?) Busy little beavers over there. There is one mile long post telling Kate everything she needs to do, including how to grow her hair out and something about a round brush...my eyes glazed over, and I had to take a bath after venturing in, but if people here think FORT is nuts, they really should check out GWOP. Check out GWOP Without Pity.

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