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Posts: 501 (03/22/08 8:46 AM) Registered user |
Omarosa drops a piece of ceiling the the Donald's head. His comb-over is muffed. While he comptemplates firing Omarose for this, she pulls out one of
Janice Dickinson's knives and stabs Trump. She then writes a book about the experience, much to the dismay of every literate person in the world.
Terri Schiavo v. a Carrot GO! |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 2647 (03/22/08 8:49 AM) Registered user |
The carrot. Terri's already dead. And even if she weren't, shoving the carrot down her throat would have done the deed because she'd have choked
on it.
Miley Cyrus vs. Hannah Montana |
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Almost Dead Britney |
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Posts: 258 (03/22/08 10:05 AM) |
Miley would win easily. She would start masturbating, which would shock the totally pure Hannah into a premature death.
Justin Timberlake vs. Michael Jackson |
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 878 (03/22/08 10:11 AM) Huge apathy
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Michael harvests face parts (they 're in the most desired color) and Justin bleeds out.
Obama Vs Hills |
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jamesroday4xhawt |
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Posts: 76 (03/22/08 11:56 PM) |
Obama, wearing nothing but a bill clinton mask, anal rapes her till her brains bleed out.
Hanson v. the Jonas Brothers. |
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