Britney Spears vs Lindsay Lohan
Winner - Britney, - disables Britney by running over her foot then "spears" her with a umbrella to the throat.
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Oprah Winfrey vs Rosie O'Donnell
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2manypixiestix |
Celebrity Death Match |
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Name 2 celebrities, and the next poster has to say who wins (and maybe how...what weapon etc) and then they can name 2 celebs. Like this:
Britney Spears vs Lindsay Lohan Winner - Britney, - disables Britney by running over her foot then "spears" her with a umbrella to the throat. First round Oprah Winfrey vs Rosie O'Donnell |
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GeneOkerlund27 |
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winner - oprah via the sharpshooter
pat sajak vs drew carey is the second match of the evening yw |
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PatadyBag |
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Pat Sajak. I'd like to buy a disembowlment.
Midget Mac vs. Charla |
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2manypixiestix |
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Charla wins by tripping in her suit of armour and crushing Mac.
Adam Sandler ve Andy Samberg |
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Roy Thinnes |
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Adam Sandler wins. Kills Sandberg with a ninja dradle.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Roy obviously doesn't know how to play.
Or DOES he? |
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GhostieRexGildo |
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GhostieRexGildo vs RexGildoTheGhost
I kill RexGildo the ghost in round 2 with a chainsaw |
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RupertsScrotum |
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I may die, be nice...
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Trixie Delight |
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Good god you nincompoops sure know how to screw up a thread with potential. Let's see if we can get it back on track.
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RupertsScrotum |
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GOVERNMENT -anti- THE SYBIAN
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2manypixiestix |
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Look what happened! You peeps can't take direction.
Okay I'm going with The TV/radio Howard Stern..all he really needed to do was talk Sternly...the other Howard caved like a crappy house of cards. Next up Tom Cruise - Brooke Shields grudge match. Go! |
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Trixie Delight |
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It was a buncha leftoever night posters, Pix.
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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It looks at first like Angelina might take it, but scrappy Anniston comes back in the end by reminding Angelina that she got stuck with Brad after all.
Angelina subsequently kills herself as the reality of it sets in, ending the match.
Rosie v. Roseanne Kimbob the Debating |
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2manypixiestix |
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OMG battle of the MILK
I'm going with Rosie on this one. Age is a big factor, but in the end I think a simply jumping from a tree and squashing Roseanne will do the trick. John Travolta vs Tom Cruise - Battle of the Scienology dorks. |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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John Travolta wins by distracting Tom by dancing - then he runs him through with a meatfork.
Jeff Probst VS Julie Chen |
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Majibb |
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Jeff Probst throws a bucket of acid on Julie, causing Julie's synthetic skin to melt and Julie to short-circuit and explode.
Danny Bonaduce vs Jonny Fairplay |
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jamesroday4xhawt |
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Danny Bonaduce with a swift punch to the face, via brass knuckes with spikes.
Stephen Baldwin v. Piers Morgan (i know this should be in the Apprentice forum, but...) |
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star jumper |
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Piers starves to death when Baldwin locks him up in the Bio-Dome
Maggie Smith vs. Steven Seagal |
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jamesroday4xhawt |
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Maggie smith takes a huge dump on seagal's fugly shit stained face.
Michelle Obama v. Cindy McCain |
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Zzunk |
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Just as Cindy McCain gasps for her last breath of air while being choked by Michelle Obama, Hillary drops from the rafters and decapitates Michelle with barbed
wire. Hillary exclaims "Are you proud now, bitch?" Cindy wins.
Richard Simmons vs. Gene Simmons |
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love like a bomb |
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Richard Simmons. Gene faints after the third "Sweatin' to the Oldies" video.
Omarosa vs. Donald Trump |
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