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Posts: 232 (05/06/08 10:51 PM) Registered user |
Zesty66 wrote: I thought it goes like this Alexis' barrel tipped, Probst "No cookies" James laughing and singing "Dumb Dumb Dumb" *James barrel starts tipping* James: Oh Bitch! |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 2385 (05/23/08 8:56 PM) |
Lisa : Ohwww I never felt like that in life! Yow, I felt the ground opening, I'm telling you.
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Posts: 59 (05/23/08 9:21 PM) |
OZZY'S JURY SPEECH WAS THE BEST
How could you just throw away our friendship like that? .... Like a piece of garbage! |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 2387 (05/23/08 9:25 PM) |
Aforementioned wrote: To be continued.. |
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Ozzmanda Fan234 |
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Posts: 251 (05/26/08 8:57 AM) |
Ozzy's jury speech was so AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the transcripts for His great speech to Parvati: "I think I might be the biggest idiot up here," "I am truly, from the bottom of my heart, hurt by what you did to me,"It was a great move - it really was. But I never in a million years thought that you could do that to me. You put a price on our friendship. You threw 'us' away. That's garbage. You basically said, 'You know what, you're not worth this much money.' That hurts, it really does. How can you say you're a role model, when you're willing to discard a valuable friendship like that?" |
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phoenixtobootcamp |
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Posts: 570 (05/28/08 7:32 AM) |
Borneo:
"I have the check written for me." -Richard H.
Sue Hawk's Snake and Rat speech.
Amazon:
"I didn't deserve to get voted off. I didn't. I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure my wicked stepsisters don't win." - Christy
Pearl Islands:
"I go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay…I don't play fair"
-JFP
ASS: "Fear keeps people loyal"-Rob M
Vanuatu:
"Well Scout you are pretty good at hiding your nasty side, but when your true colors come out you're no part of any rainbow I've ever seen." - Ami
Exile Island: "Somebody call the Whambulance! Terry's crying on the course!"- Aras
Fiji:
"Snakes are misunderstood. We have an understanding now." -Earl (the only thing that makes him mildly redeemed winner of the lamest survivor ever)
China:
Courtney (voting for Jean-Robert): "I'm voting for you because when you sleep, it sounds like someone's strangling China, period! :)a walrus."
"I'm not only ready to bite the apple, I'm ready to make the whole freakin' pie!" -
Amanda (Best China Quote)
"Erik is like a wide eyed kid in a candy store." -Ozzy
"I think that Jason walking around with my fake hidden immunity idol is a beautiful thing! I think its poetry in the making." -Ozzy
"…This is where the game gets interesting." - Amanda
"Its just a bleeping stick." -Eliza
"Sorry is not what you mean. HAHA is what you mean. Its funny, somebody's always got to eat that apple! Can't just enjoy the heavens. You are a definite apple chewer. I knew that from the first day I saw you." -James to Parvati
"Parvati pretty much screwed me over. Because I don't want to be in an alliance with Natalie and Alexis. I don't want to go up against Alexis at the end, she is a motivational speaker for crying out loud. I giggled about it with her but its not funny. I am livid!" -Amanda
"I would really like to blindside Jason because that would be two now, for the ladies. Just cut him at the jugular. Floss my teeth with his jugular." -Natalie <3
"…about that Jeff." -Amanda
"I want to smack him like his mother." -Natalie
"This is what you call a life lesson." -Jeff after Erik gave up his immunity and was voted out
Best vote speech in survivor history:
There are two moments in survivor history I will probably never forget. 1) Borneo Sue Hawk speech. 2) Amanda swinging that HII and the look on Alexis' face.[PWNT]
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Posts: 62 (05/28/08 8:23 AM) |
I don't really see the wit in that Rob Cesternino one
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phoenixtobootcamp |
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Posts: 571 (05/28/08 8:59 AM) |
Rob C. made tones of witty comments throughout the show. Some of them were already mentioned there. I think the vote speech was the best not because of wit
but because it was the most entertaining for me.
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ProbstFan123 |
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Posts: 10460 (06/04/08 2:48 PM) Registered user |
"I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar."
<3 Colby |
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dontkilloffcharlie |
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Posts: 257 (06/04/08 3:29 PM) Registered user |
When Lil kisses Burton on the lips after winning reward,
"You GOTTA stop doing that Lil!!" - Burton |
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Posts: 31 (06/04/08 4:41 PM) |
Not sure if these have been mentioned yet, but I think Brian Heidik was had some of the most memorable quotes:
"They were all waiting out in the water like lost sheep longing for their masters." "It's great to welcome everyone in my kingdom. I love opening up my house, mi casa es tu casa!" On his allies: "I have three pieces of ammunition I can use. One, I have my trump card, Jan, grandma Jan, she's disposable. Number two, I have my loyal, trustworthy soldier Helen, I know where her head is at, I know how she feels about me, I'm very confident and have a good feeling about her and her work ethic. My good friend Uncle Clay, I know what he wants and he knows what I want. So those are my three ends: [counting down with his fingers] one disposable, one loyal soldier, and [holds up his middle finger] oops! And a good friend!" When voting for Helen: "Cause and Effect. You caused this effect." |
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Posts: 2690 (06/04/08 10:39 PM) |
Colleen: It's not that we're cocky but we think that we're the best.
Colleen: Be nice... Play fair |
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Posts: 1679 (06/04/08 10:45 PM) |
Colleen...to rich oh be quiet over there in the corner, youre not making any sense and you think youre so smart..and just go get your liposuction and go
catch more fish because youre bugging me ..he thinks hes so above everyone which is full of balogna really."
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Posts: 56 (06/05/08 7:30 AM) |
I love Amanda wanting to eat the whole pie from China
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Ozzmanda Fan234 |
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Posts: 285 (06/06/08 12:50 PM) |
I loved Amanda in the episode where James went. Her edit when trying to boot James was like Natalie's edit in trying to boot Jason in Micronesia. They
both had memorable quotes when trying to boot James and Jason (both guys who did not play their idols).
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Posts: 25 (06/06/08 3:23 PM) |
Everything about Erik giving up the immunity necklace had me stitches: (it was their tone that had me rolling especially Cirie's matter-of-fact tone) I wonder if he would give Nat his necklace. Who'd fall for that? I feel stupid just listening to you all. Ozzy, Jason, and Erik. He deserves to be in that threesome. It would be the ultimate Jedi mind trick. Everything Courtney said in China: He's the Susan Lucci of Survivor. |
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Posts: 2482 (06/13/08 6:55 PM) Registered user |
"Oh wait a minute were on a game show!" Colleen
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Posts: 53 (06/14/08 5:02 AM) |
Gervase response to Sue's snake and rat speech.
It's not the most memorable quote because it failed to achieve it's original purpose and we had to see hypocrites like Twatwaffle and others go on about how they were lied to and betrayed but when they did it it was just playing the game. |
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Posts: 2395 (06/14/08 8:40 AM) Registered user |
"…This is where the game gets interesting." - AmandaThis gets said practically every season (often by Probst); why is this among the "best quotes"? |
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Posts: 877 (06/14/08 7:46 PM) |
Francois40 wrote: Because for once, someone wasn't bullshitting. |
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