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GodIsAnAtheist		#1781	[-]
Posts: 3019 (03/18/08 8:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Apostleality for Riliss, Amen! ETA: Apostle-elect Riliss, as threadstarter, should compile the official Heirarchy of The Church. Popes, Apostles, Cardinals, Clergymen, etc. Everyone who has posted praise in the 90 pages of existance should be canonized or whatever they call it, lol.
OnlyMatthew		#1782	[-]
Posts: 928 (03/18/08 8:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: I believe that Wiki article shall be the stepping stone for Brother Riliss into Apostleship...or Apostlehood... or Apostlement... I'm not sure any of those are real actual WORDS, but anyway... Can I get an AMEN to appoint Brother Riliss as APOSTLE Riliss? in the words of john kufuor, "amen"
PagongSchlong		#1783	[-]
Posts: 2192 (03/18/08 8:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	GodIsAnAtheist wrote: Apostleality for Riliss, Amen! ETA: Apostle-elect Riliss, as threadstarter, should compile the official Heirarchy of The Church. Popes, Apostles, Cardinals, Clergymen, etc. Everyone who has posted praise in the 90 pages of existance should be canonized or whatever they call it, lol. OMG!!!! LOL You read my mind. Church heirarchy needs to happen STAT. Jonathan Christ, this is quite a task.
WylDawg		#1784	[-]
Posts: 14873 (03/18/08 8:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I won't take anything less than "pope" >: (
GodIsAnAtheist		#1785	[-]
Posts: 3020 (03/18/08 8:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: OMG!!!! LOL You read my mind. Church heirarchy needs to happen STAT. Jonathan Christ, this is quite a task. No task is too large with Jonathan Christ in our hearts and minds. I also propose to Apostleize Smoke the Baptist, the closest friend of our Lord, who has spread His Word to many, including myself.
melicatsmom		#1786	[-]
Posts: 208 (03/18/08 8:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wait wait...I am just a Novice here. My canonization should wait, at least until I correctly compose the Communion ritual. That should take a little time since I am new to the concepts of Communion myself and still don't know the whole thing by heart. And I have not heard from Our Savior yet on if he believes Pepperoni is the wafer of choice. I mean, if I were to compose the Communion and it turns out Our Savior prefers the Host to be a Matzoh ball, then I could be condemned to Exile Island for eternity.
GodIsAnAtheist		#1787	[-]
Posts: 3021 (03/18/08 8:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WylDawg wrote: I won't take anything less than "pope" >: ( We must be humble in our hearts. Ambition, greed, and jealousy lead us further from seeing The Way of Jacob. ETA: SHIT! I just realized I missed 3000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PagongSchlong		#1788	[-]
Posts: 2193 (03/18/08 8:35 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WylDawg wrote: I won't take anything less than "pope" >: ( I don't know about all that, but Apostleshipmentnesshood may not be out of reach. After all, you've smelled Eliza, Princess of the Jews. You fuckin smelled her, dude. FUCK. I am so jealous. ETA: 1800 Posts of glorious PRAISE!!!
Mister Plum		#1789	[-]
Posts: 1154 (03/18/08 8:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm willing to be a sacristan.
cindidindi76		#1790	[-]
Posts: 9401 (03/18/08 8:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	harvestmoon wrote: That is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. I can't wait until the senators and Ghanian presidents and things find out. Can you add that he can talk to animals and has calculated precisely how many angles fit on the head of a pin? Angles or angels? Oooo, can I be an altar girl? No, wait! The church gimp! Every church needs a gimp! Not in a Pulp Fiction kind of way.
melicatsmom		#1791	[-]
Posts: 209 (03/18/08 8:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	cindidindi--you wanna be the one ringing the bell, huh?
TW4Life		#1792	[-]
Posts: 1251 (03/18/08 8:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Not in a Pulp Fiction kind of way. That's fer sure.
PagongSchlong		#1793	[-]
Posts: 2194 (03/18/08 8:39 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mister Plum wrote: I'm willing to be a sacristan. You need to familiarize yourself with the Old Testament. Additionally, you must also abandon any false idols you may currently hold dear *coughKATHYcough*. Unless, of course, you are rooting for Eliza, Princess of the Jews. That is completely okay since she is smoking ass hot and Brother Wyldawg has smelled her. And it was good.
PagongSchlong		#1794	[-]
Posts: 2195 (03/18/08 8:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just a thought on Church heirarchy.. Hatch, the Father Jonathan Christ, the Son The Heidik Spirit Eliza, Princess of the Jews Apostles Rabbis Elders Brothers & Sisters Last Edited By: PagongSchlong 03/18/08 8:50 PM. Edited 1 times.
TW4Life		#1795	[-]
Posts: 1252 (03/18/08 8:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When do Nominations begin? Also, has the Church officially endorsed Eliza? I can live with that.
PagongSchlong		#1796	[-]
Posts: 2196 (03/18/08 8:50 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TW4Life wrote: When do Nominations begin? Also, has the Church officially endorsed Eliza? I can live with that. Yes. The Church clearly endorses Eliza, Princess of Jews. Especially, the heterosexual Brothers.
GodIsAnAtheist		#1797	[-]
Posts: 3022 (03/18/08 8:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So my Eliza Magdalene name really isn't going to catch on, is it?
Mister Plum		#1798	[-]
Posts: 1155 (03/18/08 8:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: Mister Plum wrote: I'm willing to be a sacristan. You need to familiarize yourself with the Old Testament. Additionally, you must also abandon any false idols you may currently hold dear *coughKATHYcough*. Unless, of course, you are rooting for Eliza, Princess of the Jews. That is completely okay since she is smoking ass hot and Brother Wyldawg has smelled her. And it was good. I don't know the Old Testament. I can't leave Kathy. I guess I'll remain a beggar wandering around the church.
WylDawg		#1799	[-]
Posts: 14874 (03/18/08 8:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Or how about we let the almighty himself dictate our rankings in his church? Now THAT could be interesting! Of course I may have to renounce my faith if he makes me "local priest" or even worst "Jonathan's witnesses"
Riliss		#1800	[-]
Posts: 3447 (03/18/08 8:54 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shit, I step out to get milk and bananas and all this happens. I'll have to put some thought into this hierarchy deal. Brother Schlong of course was the first to see the light. I personally am endorsing Eliza, Keamy, Omar, Captain Gault, Piers, and Decriminalization. edit - And Obama. Last Edited By: Riliss 03/18/08 8:58 PM. Edited 1 times.

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