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The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection
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Posts: 205 (03/18/08 6:52 PM) Registered User |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3432 (03/18/08 6:56 PM) Ugly on the inside |
True to messianic form, JC has more fans now than he did when he was alive.
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 206 (03/18/08 6:59 PM) Registered User |
Riliss--well, yeah, he died for us you know. And once you're accepted into the Kingdom of Penner unless you do something that completely renounces him you
will always be accepted. That's Grace.
Jonathan is Love. That is all. |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3434 (03/18/08 7:01 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Jonathan - who sucks more, the Rarotards or the Airaidiots?
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3435 (03/18/08 7:06 PM) Ugly on the inside |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 9942 (03/18/08 7:11 PM) Registered user |
"He is, fascinatingly, the basis of an entire religion, The Church of Jonathan Christ. Founded online by ardent fans who believed him to be a
prophet during Survivor: Cook Islands, the organization took his "resurrection" three seasons later on Survivor: Micronesia to be a sign that they
should expand, and so they have. The group now includes several prominent US Senators and Representatives, as well as the president of Ghana, John Kufuor.
Jonathan Penner is also Jacob on ABC's Lost."
-SJ™ |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3437 (03/18/08 7:14 PM) Ugly on the inside |
:)
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 3673 (03/18/08 7:16 PM) Registered user
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The group now includes several prominent US Senators and RepresentativesCountdown to "FOX NEWS ALERT: BARACK OBAMA RENOUNCES JESUS CHRIST, WORSHIPS HOLLYWOOD JEW"
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2188 (03/18/08 7:32 PM) Registered User |
OH MY GOD!!!! Riliss!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!
That is the best!!!! "Jonathan Penner is also Jacob on LOST." I can not stop laughing! |
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 207 (03/18/08 7:51 PM) Registered User |
Drink. All over computer screen. OMG that is funny. Jonathan will probably spit coffee all over the place when he reads that. |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3444 (03/18/08 7:55 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Thanks.
Ghana must be the hippest place in Africa. |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 1150 (03/18/08 7:58 PM) |
 Riliss, since you're the threadstarter. Congratulations.
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harvestmoon |
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Posts: 6 (03/18/08 8:11 PM) |
That is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. I can't wait until the senators and Ghanian presidents and things find out. Can you add that he
can talk to animals and has calculated precisely how many angles fit on the head of a pin?
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2189 (03/18/08 8:11 PM) Registered User |
Mister Plum wrote: Ahem. Old Testament much??? ;) |
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 886 (03/18/08 8:14 PM) |
I can testify that Brother Schlong is our founder and elder. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2190 (03/18/08 8:17 PM) Registered User |
AidanAcello wrote: However, there would be no Congregation without all of YOU.
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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Posts: 3018 (03/18/08 8:18 PM) Registered user |
Praise be Brother Riliss, perhaps the most devout Jonatheist next to Apostle Schlong, who is one of the few who has been personally spoken to by Our Lord and
experienced His Word and Teachings.
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 14871 (03/18/08 8:18 PM) Registered user |
Can people really edit Wiki articles at will??
If so, then what the hell am I doing here, not fucking up Bon Jovi's wiki page?????
Last Edited By: WylDawg
03/18/08 8:24 PM.
Edited 1 times.
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2191 (03/18/08 8:23 PM) Registered User |
I believe that Wiki article shall be the stepping stone for Brother Riliss into Apostleship...or Apostlehood... or Apostlement... I'm not sure any of those
are real actual WORDS, but anyway...
Can I get an AMEN to appoint Brother Riliss as APOSTLE Riliss? |
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 887 (03/18/08 8:24 PM) |
AMEN!
Praise be to Apostle Riliss. |
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