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iamthemanfromnantucket		#1141	[-]
Posts: 287 (03/06/08 1:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Wezzie		#1142	[-]
Posts: 4681 (03/06/08 2:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Recent thoughts about Jonnathan.... Jonathan looked so cute in the cbs pictures of the switch. What a smile! My friend quartzeye visited recently and we watched Survivor. One scene totally cracked us up.. all it was was Jon walking down the beach up to a group of chatting Faves. He walked slowly and then at the last minute, he sped up and leaned on a tree limb . We played it over and over about four times laughing our heads off. Even walking on a beach the guy steals the show. Hope the knee is repaired and you're back to beach walking, Jonathan. Happy b'day, kid. ETA: That's Jon ^^^? Cool!
Dr Will Hatch two point oh		#1143	[-]
Posts: 2814 (03/06/08 2:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Coachocd		#1144	[-]
Posts: 7029 (03/06/08 3:28 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: Until then, let's see if I can finally get a leg up on the competition. LOL. Our Lord and Master even has a good sense of humor. BRAVO, Brother Schlong!! Agreed. That was great too. Last Edited By: Coachocd 03/06/08 3:39 PM. Edited 1 times.
WylDawg		#1145	[-]
Posts: 14735 (03/06/08 3:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I should know, I'm a writor! Ummm..... You know what, nevermind. Our Lord has spoken!!
ParvatiTheShallow		#1146	[-]
Posts: 459 (03/06/08 4:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think he did that for you wyldawg. see the smiley.
buried out back		#1147	[-]
Posts: 3642 (03/06/08 4:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: Now THAT'S a poem. Hilarious. And I should know, I'm a writor! ;) And thanks for all you're kind words, everybody. I had a great birthday, Yul took me and Stacy out to lunch, he's looking and doing great. (as is she, believe me) When able I will post at length. Until then, let's see if I can finally get a leg up on the competition. peace all, and especially the haters. I love you! JP aka JC aka 'Peg' Why do I miss all the good shit? I bow at your altar JC.
Mister Plum		#1148	[-]
Posts: 996 (03/06/08 5:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mister Plum wrote: Happy Birthday Jonathan. I know you are lurkin. I knew it.
WylDawg		#1149	[-]
Posts: 14736 (03/06/08 5:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wonder when Jonathan haters will have their precious Parvati or Cirie speaking to them at Sucks? Oh that's right........NEVER!!
Us Kids Know		#1150	[-]
Posts: 3340 (03/06/08 5:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WylDawg wrote: I should know, I'm a writor! Ummm..... You know what, nevermind. Our Lord has spoken!! x 53 JC seems so un-Pisces like to me. I'll forgive it in his case though.
cindidindi76		#1151	[-]
Posts: 9094 (03/06/08 5:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And I should know, I'm a writor! That was funny. Happy Birthday JC! Praise be!
CFmomma		#1152	[-]
Posts: 2781 (03/06/08 6:25 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: A Jonathan Christmas poem from Pagong Schlong Twas the night of Jonathan Christmas and all along the shore, all the mactors were quiet...even Parvarti, that whore. James was nestled on his snug bamboo bed while Amanda was giving Ozzy some fine showmance head. Princess Eliza was plotting with care and hoping her Savior soon would be there. Out of nowhere there arose such a clatter! Ami jumped from the hut to see what was the matter. "Out Fairplay, out Yau-Man and Jonathan Penner is next!" Cirie said like a ghetto queen with big, floppy, black breasts. All of the sudden, a voice echoed from jail... "It is I, your God Hatch! Cirie, you're going to HELL!" They looked out at the sea & what to their eyes next appeared? Their LORD Jonathan Christ arriving...with pizza...and BEER! He fed the Faves greatly and they all took his side. But the fat bitch Cirie wasn't coming along for this ride. "You can call me a liar", Jonathan said to Cirie. "You can even give me a huge gash on my knee!" "But bitch, I am the Christ and I can not be broken!" "Now get off of my island...the CONGREGATION has spoken!" Happy birthday Jonathan. :) This was bloody brilliant! Wipes t.ears Happy belated birthday Jonathan, hope you gave em Hell out there. (pun fully intended) Last Edited By: CFmomma 03/06/08 6:30 PM. Edited 1 times.
April R		#1153	[-]
Posts: 4337 (03/06/08 7:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN<3
TW4Life		#1154	[-]
Posts: 1154 (03/06/08 7:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please be alright big guy.
April R		#1155	[-]
Posts: 4338 (03/06/08 7:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan, you owned the challenge<3 SAFE ANOTHER WEEK
agent2424		#1156	[-]
Posts: 2221 (03/06/08 7:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PLEASE GIVE JUSTICE TO THAT FAT BITCH CIRIE!!!!!!!! Hopefuly she get's out and fuckin REVENGE ! Christ has heard your prayers !
CSCin3D		#1157	[-]
Posts: 7700 (03/06/08 7:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	HAHAHA this bitch is going home next week. PUSSY! Shouldn't he be able to heal himself?
PagongSchlong		#1158	[-]
Posts: 2091 (03/06/08 8:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	CSCin3D wrote: HAHAHA this bitch is going home next week. Is that a spoiler, you queen? Looks like I'm gonna have to go tattle on ya! You need to accept the love of Jonathan Christ in your heart and abandon your evil homosexual ways!
WylDawg		#1159	[-]
Posts: 14748 (03/06/08 8:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Has there ever been a Survivor castaway who got Probst more pissed than Jonathan has? I think not.
lizzo1		#1160	[-]
Posts: 407 (03/06/08 8:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love how Probst always calls him Penner now...I think he's afraid he'll say Jonathan Christ. Beautiful poem, btw, Pagong.

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