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Micronesia Princess		#1121	[-]
Posts: 82 (03/05/08 5:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is this really his birthday or are you all just saying that?
omzig		#1122	[-]
Posts: 3154 (03/05/08 5:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's really his birthday. He's a Pisces...water sign. That's why he continually walks on water.
TW4Life		#1123	[-]
Posts: 1146 (03/05/08 7:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Happy Birthday Jonathan Christ Penner!
XtremeInnovator420		#1124	[-]
Posts: 978 (03/05/08 10:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Happy Birthday, Lord Jonathan!
Juggler 8o8		#1125	[-]
Posts: 782 (03/05/08 11:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I guess that makes this 46 A.D. then?
SurvivorArctic		#1126	[-]
Posts: 5788 (03/06/08 12:39 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh lawdy lawdy! I almost missed the party! Happy Birthday, O Lord! Who brought the frankincense and myrrh? I have the gold for the offering.
agentpf1101		#1127	[-]
Posts: 114 (03/06/08 12:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i wonder how jonathan feels about all this worship
Wezzie		#1128	[-]
Posts: 4679 (03/06/08 12:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's his b'day? How old? It's all uphill from there, Jon. Happy b'day Jonathan Penner... Happy b'day toooo youuuu!
WylDawg		#1129	[-]
Posts: 14730 (03/06/08 12:59 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i wonder how jonathan feels about all this worship He's seen this thread, spoken to us and clearly plays along with it. Now, wether he thinks were just having fun or being serious about the Christ thing is another issue. Even i'm not sure at times.
smokeitgood		#1130	[-]
Posts: 4984 (03/06/08 1:10 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He loves it all. He even laughs at the haters.
PagongSchlong		#1131	[-]
Posts: 2089 (03/06/08 1:20 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A Jonathan Christmas poem from Pagong Schlong Twas the night of Jonathan Christmas and all along the shore, all the mactors were quiet...even Parvarti, that whore. James was nestled on his snug bamboo bed while Amanda was giving Ozzy some fine showmance head. Princess Eliza was plotting with care and hoping her Savior soon would be there. Out of nowhere there arose such a clatter! Ami jumped from the hut to see what was the matter. "Out Fairplay, out Yau-Man and Jonathan Penner is next!" Cirie said like a ghetto queen with big, floppy, black breasts. All of the sudden, a voice echoed from jail... "It is I, your God Hatch! Cirie, you're going to HELL!" They looked out at the sea & what to their eyes next appeared? Their LORD Jonathan Christ arriving...with pizza...and BEER! He fed the Faves greatly and they all took his side. But the fat bitch Cirie wasn't coming along for this ride. "You can call me a liar", Jonathan said to Cirie. "You can even give me a huge gash on my knee!" "But bitch, I am the Christ and I can not be broken!" "Now get off of my island...the CONGREGATION has spoken!" Happy birthday Jonathan. :)
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#1132	[-]
Posts: 770 (03/06/08 1:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BRILLIANCE.
AidanAcello		#1133	[-]
Posts: 706 (03/06/08 1:29 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BRAVO, Brother Schlong!!
GodIsAnAtheist		#1134	[-]
Posts: 2916 (03/06/08 1:36 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There are no words. Only t.ears.
Juggler 8o8		#1135	[-]
Posts: 785 (03/06/08 5:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
LadyGrinningSoul		#1136	[-]
Posts: 100 (03/06/08 9:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aw, damnit! I missed the big day! I shall go do Penner-ance now. He's lookin' damn fine for 46. Mmm mmm. <3 Jonathan=Pisces=fish=Jesus symbol
TheAmericanFriend		#1137	[-]
Posts: 22 (03/06/08 12:58 PM) He Has Risen Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now THAT'S a poem. Hilarious. And I should know, I'm a writor! ;) And thanks for all you're kind words, everybody. I had a great birthday, Yul took me and Stacy out to lunch, he's looking and doing great. (as is she, believe me) When able I will post at length. Until then, let's see if I can finally get a leg up on the competition. peace all, and especially the haters. I love you! JP aka JC aka 'Peg'
GodIsAnAtheist		#1138	[-]
Posts: 2919 (03/06/08 1:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	O M G Our Savior has returned! Quick, someone grab a stone tablet and notate upon it the fable which our Lord hath bestown upon us on this most holy day!
AidanAcello		#1139	[-]
Posts: 708 (03/06/08 1:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	omh, our Messiah has spoken!!!!!! I look forward to your sacred posts, my Holy Savior aka 'Peg.'
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#1140	[-]
Posts: 772 (03/06/08 1:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! (forgive me for cursing in your holy thread master)

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