Undertakeress...you have chosen wisely, my child.
Accept Jonathan Christ into your heart and
you will have eternal salvation.
Accept Jonathan Christ into your heart and
you will have eternal salvation.
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The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection
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Posts: 8992 (03/02/08 2:04 PM) Registered User |
We have to be baptized? I'm not so good with the head under water stuff.
Greetings, Brother Schlong! Praise be JC! |
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emjoi |
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Posts: 831 (03/02/08 5:38 PM) Registered User |
...Every time it rains it rains
Penners from heaven. Don't you know each cloud contains Penners from heaven... |
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jaybeedee |
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Posts: 167 (03/02/08 6:01 PM) |
Has JC seen this thread?
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3355 (03/02/08 9:14 PM) Ugly on the inside |
emjoi wrote: lol And yeah, he posted in the last one and has seen this one. |
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StarRider |
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Posts: 16485 (03/02/08 9:23 PM) |
I don't even want to know what you fuckers' collection plate holds.
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Posts: 5619 (03/02/08 10:25 PM) Not a team player
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All of our favourite things, SR, all of our favourite things.
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Cute Poison |
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Posts: 118 (03/02/08 11:14 PM) |
I'm new to the church of Jonathan Christ. Is there a sign up sheet somewhere?
Praise be Jonathan Christ |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2087 (03/02/08 11:42 PM) Registered User |
Riliss wrote: It's just a matter of time before he posts, Brother Riliss. BTW, I'm spending far more time in Orange County than I am in LA. Yes, NYC is far
greater than LA....but no place in the US (outside of Hawaii) can hold a candle to the OC.
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Posts: 2882 (03/03/08 12:02 AM) Registered user |
Jonathan Christ, forgive me for my sins. I have jealously in my heart for my Brother, the Apostle Schlong, who could potentially get to break bread with You
whilst watching Survivor.
Forgive me! |
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Simon Barrsinister |
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Posts: 683 (03/03/08 9:52 AM) Registered user |
He sheds his blood! |
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Juggler 8o8 |
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Posts: 749 (03/03/08 4:24 PM) |
Wonder what exactly that injury is. It looks horrible
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shanefairplay |
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Posts: 41 (03/03/08 5:12 PM) |
It looks like a huge fucking gash on his knee.
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cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 9008 (03/03/08 7:43 PM) Registered User |
Yucky. Poor Holyness.
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Posts: 103 (03/04/08 2:04 AM) |
why doesnt jonathan just heal himself with his christ-like superpowers?
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JT Rocks |
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Posts: 386 (03/04/08 3:20 AM) Registered user |
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He will, my friend. He will. Praise! |
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 681 (03/04/08 3:30 PM) |
::Tuesday afternoon worship::
The body of Jonathan Christ. Amen. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2088 (03/04/08 9:43 PM) Registered User |
Just a reminder, Brothers & Sisters. Tomorrow is our Lord's birthday. It really is JonathanChristmas Eve! Be sure to remember to give your best in your posts of praise tomorrow. Our Savior is watching and he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for His sake. Amen. 
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Posts: 14705 (03/04/08 9:48 PM) Registered user |
HOLY SHIT! I ALMOST FORGOT!!!
*harakiris self* |
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
