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Posts: 624 (03/01/08 6:01 AM) |
Jonathan Christ knows our faith in Him is as strong as ever.
Love and praise to Him, our Holy Savior. Can I get an Amen, my fellow brothers and sisters?? |
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Posts: 740 (03/01/08 6:08 AM) |
Amen!
Praise our Lord. |
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 625 (03/01/08 6:18 AM) |
That's right, praise be, Brother! Praise be.
Now we just need to fill this thread with holy pics of the Lord. |
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Posts: 741 (03/01/08 6:51 AM) |
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 626 (03/01/08 6:55 AM) |
Hallelujah!!! Prepare to battle, you heathens!!
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Fatashhh |
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Posts: 139 (03/01/08 9:20 AM) Registered user |
Jonathon I know you are reading this.
If you have to be removed from this game next week, please come and post to us, with some dirts on Cirie, please. |
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RageBot |
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Posts: 31 (03/01/08 9:52 AM) |
Blessed be Jonathan the holy.
May he will recover from the wound and keep on smiting the heretics! |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2083 (03/01/08 11:36 AM) Registered User |
Fuck. I meant to post some Leap Year Jonathan Christ praise yesterday, but didn't get to do it in time.
Jonathan Christ, please accept this post as my Leap Year post of praise for you, my HOLY Savior. Amen. |
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Bobby Jon goes apeshit |
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Posts: 742 (03/01/08 11:39 AM) |
Thank Jonathan your back Schlong. Your presence has been sorely missed.
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 630 (03/01/08 11:41 AM) |
Our founder and elder has returned!! Praise be, Brother Schlong. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2084 (03/01/08 2:08 PM) Registered User |
Peace be unto you, my brothers.
I apologize for my absence here at church. I'm in LA right now working hard and haven't had a chance to post all week. I pray for Jonathan Christ to forgive me. Though I may have been absent from our blessed congregation, my faith in the ONE that Hatch has sent forth is stronger than ever. Lastly brothers & sisters, let us be reminded of what our Savior is capable of and fear NOT any fleshly wound he may suffer during this next week's episode. I mean, he's Jonathan Christ for Jonathan Christ's sake! He can turn water into wine and resurrect the dead. Surely, he can mend his own surface wound. Amen. |
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 634 (03/01/08 2:19 PM) |
This man speaketh the Truth.
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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Posts: 2863 (03/01/08 4:02 PM) Registered user |
Amen, Brother Schlong!
Praise be El Juan Christe forever! |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3351 (03/01/08 8:22 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Brother Shlong, LA sucks compared to NYC, hands down, sorry you've gotta be there, hope whatever's up is going well for ya. :)
Really though, I can't even tell what the hell is going on with His leg in the preview... any ideas? Did he get bit by a shark? The injury looks weird, and unfortunately I'm less of a doctor and more of a street pharmacist, so clue me in, guys. |
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ParvatiTheShallow |
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Posts: 455 (03/01/08 9:15 PM) Registered user |
looks like a gash from rocks or a challenge?
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BlueDamsel |
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Posts: 160 (03/01/08 9:23 PM) Registered user |
Stigmata |
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Posts: 2173 (03/01/08 9:46 PM) Registered User |
louie77 wrote: That and Eliza never stops talking. |
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 4935 (03/02/08 12:33 AM) Registered User |
Brother Schlong, have you met up with our Lord while in LA?
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Juggler 8o8 |
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Posts: 718 (03/02/08 2:03 AM) |
Our Lord is nowhere close to getting voted off. Even Eliza's best efforts would not save her before him!
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 4942 (03/02/08 2:06 AM) Registered User |
I just realized that I have not yet been baptized into the Church of JonathanChrist....
I have accepted our Lord and Savior JonathanChrist into my warm heart. |
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