Lord Jonathan - why hast thou forsaken us?
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The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection
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 AussieOriginal |
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Posts: 1834 (01/14/09 5:26 AM) Registered user |
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JonathanPDisciple |
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Posts: 147 (01/16/09 1:54 AM) |
Daily Jonathan worship
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 169 (02/13/09 7:56 PM) Registered user |
Now that a new season has started, we can come back more often and be more reliable in our worship. Amen.
Fantasy Match: a battle of wits between Johnathan and Sandy. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 5183 (03/13/09 4:16 PM) Registered User |
Some long overdue Jonathan Christ praise.
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 7077 (03/13/09 7:42 PM)
A Danger to Myself & Others
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PagongSchlong wrote:X And ZoMG, Welcome back! Where have you been? |
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booga booga chicken george |
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Posts: 17 (03/13/09 11:37 PM) |
eek gad man...this is bat country
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 171 (04/25/09 3:06 AM) Registered user |
The more I watch of Coachbag, the more I miss our Savior, JC.
Its no wonder this season sucks so baaa'aaad! |
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survivorisdabest |
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Posts: 2774 (04/25/09 3:20 AM) Registered User |
*Jonathan worship*
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 842 (04/25/09 7:58 PM) |
Jonathan ownage.
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 172 (04/28/09 2:40 AM) Registered user |
In a battle of wits.... make that; in an endurance contest between Coach and Johnathan, who would win? Would Lord Johnathan fall alseep during one of Coaches
stories, or would he wisely smite him the moment Coachbag opened his mouth?
Frankly, I'd love to see a deathmatch between them. We know Johnathan would win, but it would be fun to see in which manner he chose to defeat his foe. Oh, and daily worship. |
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 melicatsmom |
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Posts: 550 (04/30/09 1:07 PM) Registered User |
Jonathan Christ would smite down Coach with one single word after hearing his stories: Bollocks.
Ah, I may be far away sometimes from the Church, but I still worship. |
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 174 (04/30/09 10:54 PM) Registered user |
Bollocks, indeed!
wondering now if it should be bollocks instead of Amen like "Daily worship of our Lord JP. Bollocks!" |
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FranklinBluth |
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Posts: 4496 (05/04/09 11:39 AM) Registered user |
Disciples of Jonathan Christ,
I have recently witnessed a vision of our Lord. He was watching a man penetrate a watermelon... WITH PLAYING CARDS!!! I was looking at an article on cracked.com about people with useless talents and in this article was a video of a man who threw playing cards at blazing speeds. And I thought mine eyes had deceived me, because who did I see slowly revealed to be in the audience but our Lord and Savior himself! Fast forward to the 1:17 mark to see his glorious majesty. Surely our Lord was in attendance to recruit the man for his Holy Army. Praise be! |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 18171 (05/04/09 2:30 PM) Registered user |
w00t!!
This thread has survived the holocaust! |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 10504 (05/04/09 3:26 PM) Registered user
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Um, even if you like Jonathan (I do), this is like the most boring thread in this entire forum.
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Wuming Shi |
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Posts: 4611 (05/05/09 4:48 AM) Registered User |
Did someone say resurrection? :o
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 175 (05/06/09 12:39 AM) Registered user |
It would be different if Johnathan were penetrating "the rich red interior of said melon". We really need more penetration on Survivor
Daily worship: Bollocks! |
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 176 (05/06/09 12:42 AM) Registered user |
This deserves a **bump** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvyQftKszS0
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smokeitgood |
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Posts: 6905 (05/06/09 12:50 AM) Registered user |
Pray to Lord Jonathan that he quickly heal Lord Jonathan, for he hath torn a calf muscle.
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 177 (05/06/09 2:49 AM) Registered user |
Poor Lord Johnathan; he seems plagued by leg injuries. There must be a parable in that, somewhere
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- Survivor Sucks
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- MESS Hall Archive
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
