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Umbra		#3141	[-]
Posts: 196 (10/15/08 3:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan <3
melicatsmom		#3142	[-]
Posts: 540 (10/23/08 7:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	kneeling at altar Dear Lord Jonathan, I confess I have sinned a great sin. When Gabon started I trained my eye upon Ace and thought there was another Prophet of your divine wisdom. I thought he was a prophet of your intelligence, of your understaanding of the game, of your courage, of your simply brilliant sneakiness. Alas I realize that he is a fool and a False Prophet and I repent of my worship of him. Please forgive me and steer me toward the one who truly contains the Radiant Light. I suspect that is Bob, but he currently gives a pale reflection to me and while I like him I am not sure he is as much a Prophet as a follower like me. Please give us wisdom and guidance. In your Radiance do I pray, Amen
melicatsmom		#3143	[-]
Posts: 541 (10/29/08 12:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	comes in, sweeps out dust from church, polishes pews and altar rail, washes out communion utensils and bumps thread off page 2
FranklinBluth		#3144	[-]
Posts: 2887 (10/29/08 12:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	kneeling at altar Dear Lord Jonathan Christ, you who were sacrificed for reasons I do not yet understand, hear my prayer. Lord, there is a contestant on the newest season of Survivor, the show you blessed with your presence both in the season of Cook Islands and that of Fans versus Favorites. His name is Randy Bailey. I believe him to be an honorable man, one who follows in the footsteps of your omniscient strategy. Please grant him the wisdom only you can bestow, to choose the swiftest path to victory. He may be lead astray by a pair with evil intentions, their names being Marcus and Charlie. Lead your servant Randy away from them, Lord, that he may take Corinne and Bob and join with the members of Old Fang to dominate the game. Your will be done, Amen
Skyline		#3145	[-]
Posts: 158 (10/29/08 6:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
4 Horsemen		#3146	[-]
Posts: 134 (10/29/08 11:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What are you guys doing there kneeling at the altar?
Spanky Hot Dog		#3147	[-]
Posts: 777 (10/30/08 9:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penner <3
JonathanPDisciple		#3148	[-]
Posts: 137 (10/31/08 3:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Daily worship
AidanAcello		#3149	[-]
Posts: 1795 (10/31/08 1:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Happy Halloween worship of our Lord Jonathan
melicatsmom		#3150	[-]
Posts: 542 (11/05/08 2:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Post election day worship of Jonathan, and the knowledge that no matter who anyone voted for, we're living in Radiant times.
Ecumenopolis		#3151	[-]
Posts: 19 (11/05/08 4:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan <3
Riliss		#3152	[-]
Posts: 4677 (11/11/08 9:42 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wtb penner in amovie
PanamaJane		#3153	[-]
Posts: 160 (11/14/08 8:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	melicatsmom wrote: kneeling at altar Dear Lord Jonathan, I confess I have sinned a great sin. When Gabon started I trained my eye upon Ace and thought there was another Prophet of your divine wisdom. I thought he was a prophet of your intelligence, of your understaanding of the game, of your courage, of your simply brilliant sneakiness. Alas I realize that he is a fool and a False Prophet and I repent of my worship of him. Please forgive me and steer me toward the one who truly contains the Radiant Light. I suspect that is Bob, but he currently gives a pale reflection to me and while I like him I am not sure he is as much a Prophet as a follower like me. Please give us wisdom and guidance. In your Radiance do I pray, Amen Dear Lord Johnathan; What she said. About Bob, I mean, not Ace. He was Pwned, and righteously so.
melicatsmom		#3154	[-]
Posts: 546 (11/20/08 8:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	kneeling at altar Dear Lord Jonathan, give me strength and advice. It is still too early to tell, but I believe the one named Bob may indeed be a Prophet of the Radiant Light and not simply a believer. And if he's indeed lying to Corinne and convinces her Marcus really didn't toss the immunity idol into the ocean and he eliminates her, I may believe he contains the Radiant Light after all. He will stop being Tom and he will become You. In your Radiance I do pray, Amen.
PagongSchlong		#3155	[-]
Posts: 5089 (11/20/08 8:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I pray to Jonathan Christ to help me cope with the demise of The Randmaster. Please, dear LORD....give me the strength to get through this horrible, horrible time.
Luminary		#3156	[-]
Posts: 175 (11/21/08 6:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan <3
PanamaJane		#3157	[-]
Posts: 161 (11/22/08 2:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lord Johnathan, This season has me so confused: the brilliant game play leaves me stunned. Have you blessed them, or are they channeling your brilliance without permission? Amen
Codex Magliabechiano		#3158	[-]
Posts: 148 (11/22/08 8:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan <3
JonathanPDisciple		#3159	[-]
Posts: 139 (11/22/08 9:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan worship
Myriad		#3160	[-]
Posts: 158 (11/22/08 11:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<3 Jonathan

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