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GodIsAnAtheist		#2841	[-]
Posts: 3350 (04/26/08 2:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have to admit, though, that I'm beginning to respect Parvati's game more. And honestly, if she won, I wouldn't be that upset, at this point. If Cirie or Catalie win, I may kill myself.
finishthemoff		#2842	[-]
Posts: 8294 (04/26/08 2:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Me too. Those people created deranged cults.
Undertakeress		#2843	[-]
Posts: 5534 (04/26/08 11:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe Ben will unleash Smokey on the island.. Oh wait, wrong thread....
PanamaJane		#2844	[-]
Posts: 33 (04/27/08 5:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Amazon dot com shipped me the Holy artifact called "A Fool and His Money" and yea, it was good. Our Saviors advice to live selfishly and guilt-free struck a chord: I shall now rip off my landlord and rejoice! All hail Jonathan, and his new religion!
melicatsmom		#2845	[-]
Posts: 487 (04/28/08 1:21 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	�I am waiting for my Holy artifact to arrive at Border's. Meanwhile, someone has figured out the demons and evaded them to allow me to present this preview of the Holy Artifact: I am waiting for my Holy artifact to arrive at Border's. Meanwhile, someone has figured out the demons and evaded them to allow me to present this preview of the Holy Artifact:
melicatsmom		#2846	[-]
Posts: 491 (04/29/08 12:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bump
harvestmoon		#2847	[-]
Posts: 44 (04/29/08 8:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's been awhile since I posted my devotion rest assured it lives
Riliss		#2848	[-]
Posts: 3566 (04/29/08 9:39 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	melicatsmom wrote: �I am waiting for my Holy artifact to arrive at Border's. Meanwhile, someone has figured out the demons and evaded them to allow me to present this preview of the Holy Artifact: I am waiting for my Holy artifact to arrive at Border's. Meanwhile, someone has figured out the demons and evaded them to allow me to present this preview of the Holy Artifact: How meta.
melicatsmom		#2849	[-]
Posts: 493 (04/30/08 1:34 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My faith does abide, But a shout-out by Our Lord Would do us all good.
PanamaJane		#2850	[-]
Posts: 37 (04/30/08 9:44 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	shhhhh! He's testing us! If we remain strong, who knows what glories He will reveal?
DuckyLu		#2851	[-]
Posts: 52 (04/30/08 7:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A long weekend trip Did not to alter my reverence for our blue-eyed lord
melicatsmom		#2852	[-]
Posts: 494 (05/01/08 10:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have decided The Survivor season sucks Dirty donkey dicks
WylDawg		#2853	[-]
Posts: 15315 (05/01/08 10:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Whoa! I never would've recognized the holy one in that trailer if it wasn't for his God-like voice.
Dr Will Hatch two point oh		#2854	[-]
Posts: 3397 (05/02/08 10:31 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	His acting skills are impressive. Post again Jonathan Christ,imbue us again with your wisodom
melicatsmom		#2855	[-]
Posts: 496 (05/02/08 12:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm assuming since there's only two or three episodes left he's probably under a gag order until the finale. So for now I think we just have to have faith he's reading us lunatics every single day and laughing his ass off. My Holy Artifact arrived at Borders this morning and I've picked it up, so I'll have to wait until after work to watch it. Meanwhile, since the person who posted this has disabled the embedding feature, here is a link to another acting moment by JC. He doesn't appear until about 2-3 minutes in. I'm sure all sorts of gymnastics were required to get around Fran Drescher's hat as well: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuI8GPi7OeE
PagongSchlong		#2856	[-]
Posts: 2905 (05/02/08 1:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	melicatsmom wrote: I'm assuming since there's only two or three episodes left he's probably under a gag order until the finale. So for now I think we just have to have faith he's reading us lunatics every single day and laughing his ass off. My Holy Artifact arrived at Borders this morning and I've picked it up, so I'll have to wait until after work to watch it. Meanwhile, since the person who posted this has disabled the embedding feature, here is a link to another acting moment by JC. He doesn't appear until about 2-3 minutes in. I'm sure all sorts of gymnastics were required to get around Fran Drescher's hat as well: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuI8GPi7OeE The power of Christ compelled Fran Drescher. Also, JC kinda looked like Christopher Moltisanti with that hair. I was waiting for him to break out a tray of prosciutto and capicola cold cuts.
WylDawg		#2857	[-]
Posts: 15322 (05/02/08 2:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	As much as I wanna watch that, Fran Drescher is just too much of an obstacle. If the next clip is Full House, I'm bailing from this place.
omzig		#2858	[-]
Posts: 4185 (05/02/08 4:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does anyone have the Seinfeld Clip? I keep missing that ep. The Gods are toying with me.
melicatsmom		#2859	[-]
Posts: 497 (05/02/08 8:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fortunately for you Brother Dawg, I don't think Our Lord ever appeared on Full House. I could link the appearance he made on CSI, but the only clip I've ever found of that was intercut with a couple of other scenes and they're way too gruesome for the average bear. Even though he did get off a really good smartass line in his moment.
PanamaJane		#2860	[-]
Posts: 40 (05/02/08 10:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rabbi Apeshit, Methinks maybe the Livid Bluranda? Since we cannot root for Jason anymore? All I know is, our Lord Jonathan has been so mocked by the Cirie people, I cannot in good conscience root for her. Not her fault; its the fault of her rabid followers. I pray our Savior Jonathan forgives them. After the season is over, of course.

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