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Greetings from Exile Island;
Bobdawg, Cao Boi, Cody, Rita and Uchenna were in Houston to help Jolanda with her campaign to win a seat on the City Council. So all you Houstonians get out and vote for her. It was great to meet her grandma and son, along with all her volunteers and especially a shout to Daina, Brett, Tina and Barbara. Here's my poem of the week.

Only 12 are left who is going home tonight?
Fei-Long has seven with brains, speed and might,
The Immunity Challenge should be an incredible fight,
But Zahn-Hu doesn't know their left from their right.
What's this, a note is delivered to the Zahn-Hu five,
Pick two from Fei-Long and they will arrive,
To increase your chances for the final drive,
And give victory for the tribe to stay alive.
Zahn-Hu takes James and Aaron for the next test.
With no Reward Challenge, it gives them a rest,
Fei-Long receives the same note and in their request,
They chose Sharea and Frosti and hope for the best.
Jean-Robert wants to plan before the new members come,
"Let's not think at all," states Courtney (I know she's dumb)
They arrive at the new camps with wine and fruits to eat,
Come on Jeff, this too early in the game to give them a treat.
Survivor is about suffering and fighting in the rain and the heat,
With these boring challenges, I think you're going sweet.
Todd is the sharpest, he'll bond with two more,
And Sharea is still does nothing as she still lays on the floor.
Jean-Robert is busy (for once) with chores galore,
Next, is the Immunity Challenge, I hope it's not a big bore.
Erik and Aaron start swimming when Jeff starts the race
Frosti and Jean-Robert are neck and neck keeping the pace.
Erik and Aaron are in first and that's no surprise,
The camera zooms in on Jamie who has fear in her eyes?
She freaks and yells at Erik to go real slow,
this is the challenge that Pieh-Gee and her want to throw.
To be on Survivor takes character and integrity, or didn't you know,
If you stab your tribe in the back only cheapens the show.
Aaron swims hard pulling the boat with his teeth and rope,
He falls to the ground, exhausted with nothing left but hope.
He hears screaming and cheering, but is someone laughing?
Jeff looks at PG and Jamie and says, "What the fu?? This is baffling.
Zahn-Hu could not lose, they were so far ahead,
With puzzle pieces upside-down and missing, James knew they were dead.
The furious Survivor fans knew this was no mystery,
Jeff stated that this was the worst challenge in history.
Thanks Aaron and James for battling the challenge so serious,
PG and Jamie you think you were smart, but you're delirious,
To cheapen Survivor makes all the former cast members furious.
See, if they won they would not have to worry,
New alliances would be made at camp in a flurry,
Fei-Long would have to vote someone out in a hurry.
Had Zahn-Hu lost the Immunity Challenge while trying hard to win,
Everyone would respect them, they could vote out Aaron and it would not be a sin.