Zach the CREEPER STOLE Daniele's gloves and now selling them on Ebay!!!

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Mar1848		#421	[-]
Posts: 113 (01/07/08 7:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BRAVO, Diewinelle! What a marvelous study and absolutely worth what you asking! LOL!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#422	[-]
Posts: 546 (01/07/08 7:47 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Listed under "Cureositys" "BLOODY BUNDLE" This dandy little photo is something I snapped with my Nikon 1200 when Sweets got out of the shower. Notice the way your eyes gaze over the softness of the tampon, the way the water drolets magnify the blood globuals. The string has stunning eye-catching abilities, the blue color almost blends in with the drain under it- pure cornea candy! Not pictured is my bottle of lube I used for pulling on the infamous angry inch, but it is there in the shower stall. This print is limited to 2,000. So just think, only 2 thousand other people will own this little beaut. If you order within the next 24 hours, your personalized print will be wrapped in some of Jessicas panties I munched. Production gave them to me when I left BB, or maybe I took them like Dani's gloves. Either way- the muched panties are your gift. Maybe Dick Donato can win 1/2 a mill off some shady questions, but he's not sitting pretty on top of DolphinCrash now is he? Total with shipping is $3,500.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#423	[-]
Posts: 547 (01/07/08 7:49 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am fucking laughing my ass off on the toenail- bravo! We need a website and we are rich i tell you- RICH!
Fluffynurse		#424	[-]
Posts: 12287 (01/07/08 10:02 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shit people. This is almost as funny as Cowboy's Dear Diaree thread! W00T! Keep 'um coming. Locke Rocks!
diewinelle		#425	[-]
Posts: 4294 (01/07/08 11:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i captured this phenomenal image while walking on hermosa beach. actually, it was near the incredible dead fish. this is a stunning photograph of sand. note the textures in the sand. i couldn't take my eyes off of it. in the middle of this piece, there is a fine example of the local fauna. the sun-parched leg of this fauna stands in stark contrast to the surrounding grays. if you use your optics, you can see that a lone flip flop lies beside a sand-encrusted foot. you can almost smell the ocean looking at this picture. this photograph is limited to a 500 print run, and is 34.5 x 43.5. it comes stapled to a large tarpaulin. it will include my dolphincrash logo in the lower right hand corner. i'm offering this incredible picture of sand for only $2500.00. Last Edited By: diewinelle 01/07/08 11:10 PM. Edited 1 times.
Mar1848		#426	[-]
Posts: 114 (01/08/08 12:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOL! The subject looks almost as dead as the actual interest level for any of Zach's "amazing" photographs!
HelloPoe		#427	[-]
Posts: 210 (01/08/08 10:17 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	While strolling along Hermosa Beach, I happened upon a photographer's dream--four Rubenesque beauties enjoying a day in the sun. I've captured the exquisite nature of their beings in this shot. Truly amazing. It rejuvenates your optic senses. For the true art lover who enjoys fine detail, you will notice in the lower left corner a pug sniffing another dog's ass. If not for my photographic genius, these fascinating occurences would have never been captured together in our lifetime. If hung in a gallery, this one-of-a-kind piece would be stared at for hours by the most appreciative of art fans. This masterpiece is limited to 7,000 copies, so act fast. I'll personally sign this on the back, plus include the dolphincrash logo in the corner right below the nosey dog. Be one of the first 6,999 buyers, and I'll also include an autographed photo of me during the final HOH competition, part one, of Big Brother 8, where I kicked ass. In this rare shot, water is pouring down on my head and I'm pointing menacingly at my competitors. It is sure to be worth a lot of money in the future. You get all this visual stimuli for only $2700.
diewinelle		#428	[-]
Posts: 4295 (01/08/08 10:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bravo!
queenbee15		#429	[-]
Posts: 406 (01/08/08 10:42 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ew
Mar1848		#430	[-]
Posts: 115 (01/08/08 12:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Poe, that is just hilarious! I thought the black dog was sniffing the woman in the green bathing suit. I missed the other dog. That photograph definitely assaults the senses.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#431	[-]
Posts: 548 (01/08/08 12:26 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Child Post-Molesti This was one of my first photographs of a child post-sunset on the Hermosa Beach, California pier. This picture features a boy crying after I interacted with him under the boardwalk at dusk. I captured this at the absolute perfect time of day and lighting. The attention to detail within this image provides one with the sense that they were actually there when the ~~crime~~ moment happened. Your optics are dazzeled at the +@+%+ pouring down the childs face, and your butt cheeks will clench as if you were my actual ~~victim~~ model. It is 3.5" x 4.5" in size, 2 inches more than myself at full-mast. It is printed on notebook paper mounted on a piece of wood I used to restrain the child. Features a 2" black border. Framing optional, but ships looking great as is and ready to hang. This piece is limited to a 1 print run since I don't want a lot of evidence out there in the public. Of course, it will be hand signed by me and digitally numbered with a dolphincrash logo in the lower right corner. Maybe Dick Donatos penis is a full 6 inches more than mine, and of course he won Big Brother, but he never got to munch Jessicas panties or have Jen's crusty crotch model his clothing line now does he?
diewinelle		#432	[-]
Posts: 4296 (01/08/08 12:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i love this one.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#433	[-]
Posts: 549 (01/08/08 1:01 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DENTAL DAINTE' This fabulous print is one of my best works. I snapped this optic joy of a homeless mans mouth as he was sleeping on the beach. As he screamed at me to get away, I captured the moment in all it's wonderment and splendor. This picture features tarter, puss, calculous, and infected gums. This optic blazer puts you in the moment completely. The attention to detail within this image provides one with the sense that you too can smell the 'burning shit' smell of bad breath, the years of no flossing. It is 34.5" x 43.5" in size and is printed on dental paper from my pops practice, "The Dental Shack", here in California. It is mounted on x-ray paper with a elmers glue finish, providing protection. Features a 2" black lacquered border. Framing optional, but ships looking great as is and ready to hang. This piece is limited to a 50 print run and will be hand signed by me and digitally numbered with a dolphincrash logo in the lower right corner. Maybe The Donatos kicked my ass and took the $500,000 I hoped to get for my billion-dollar business, but I stole Danielles gloves and sold them on ebay bringing me untold riches. I am famous and I'm getting tons of babes. This can be yours for a mere $2,500, buy now and save the $1,000 shipping and handeling fee I normally charge. And for this weeks special, add my cool DolphinCrust banner to your myspace page for a 2% discount on all purchases totalling $10,000 and more.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#434	[-]
Posts: 550 (01/08/08 1:03 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	diewinelle wrote: i love this one. We are on a roll. Your poopy pic inspired it all. LOL We are the comedic genius behind Sucks, face it. LOL By the way- when I type the word t e a r s for some reason it gets blocked out like a curse word. Weird.
blmetsfan		#435	[-]
Posts: 790 (01/08/08 1:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Mar1848		#436	[-]
Posts: 116 (01/08/08 1:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOL at your offerings! By the way- when I type the word t e a r s for some reason it gets blocked out like a curse word. Weird. That was explained in another thread. That word was abused by a poster here and that word was banned as a result.
SurvivingInLA		#437	[-]
Posts: 32 (01/08/08 1:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	genius. glad I finally rechecked this thread wondering why it was always near the top!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#438	[-]
Posts: 551 (01/08/08 1:30 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mar1848 wrote: LOL at your offerings! By the way- when I type the word t e a r s for some reason it gets blocked out like a curse word. Weird. That was explained in another thread. That word was abused by a poster here and that word was banned as a result. Oh wow- I missed that. Sorry. =)
Fluffynurse		#439	[-]
Posts: 12299 (01/08/08 1:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread has to remain on top. Some of the funniest shit ever! Zach wouldn't "get" it which makes it even funnier. Locke Rocks!
diewinelle		#440	[-]
Posts: 4297 (01/08/08 2:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i snapped this magnificent photo while driving in the desert. you can tell, if you're a photographer like myself, when the shot is perfect, and this is the one. there's the contrast of the desert landscape rising majestically from the road, which demonstrates man's inability to conquer his environment. see it? and the kaleidoscope of hues is so vibrant and made my optics immediately realize that there was a work of art right before me. take special notice of the blue in the ice chest, the yellow of the man's vest, and the admonition to 'stop' in red. very ominous. this incredible image is a limited run of 200, and is 34.5 x 43.5. it is printed on high quality post-it notes which i meticulously scotch-taped together. i then used a hot glue gun to affix it to a large piece of concrete from this very road. so as you can see, you get the photograph, plus an actual subject contained within the photograph, making this a fine mixed media piece of art. i am offering it for only $1000, partly to compensate for the high cost of shipping the concrete. if you live in the LA area, however, i will waive the shipping cost and drive it over to your house in the back of my friend's van. as always, you will receive as a bonus, my special dolphincrash logo in the lower right hand corner. p.s. i waited all day for that pilot car, but it never showed up, or i didn't know what a pilot car looked like, or whatever. Last Edited By: diewinelle 01/08/08 5:28 PM. Edited 1 times.

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