Zach the CREEPER STOLE Daniele's gloves and now selling them on Ebay!!!

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(01/01/08 12:52 PM)

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Fluffynurse wrote:

surrounding other vibrant fauna.
Surely he means flora instead of fauna? Stupid fucking moron.

the only 'fauna' around was probably him. and he sure as hell isn't vibrant.

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I have a close up shot of a flower with bee. I guess I should start selling my pictures for $1400.

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(01/02/08 10:10 AM)

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he'd have better luck selling something like this:

"this is an incredibull work of art featuring what came out of my perfect asshole this morning. the textures and color will make your optics dance. the white background acksents the vibrant browns and you can look at the shapes in facination for hours on end. i will paste this on a large piece of kardboard and place my brillyunt dolphincrash logo in the lower right hand corner. it can be yours for a mere $2000.00."

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Ominous!

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I can't believe that Zach really thinks his "artistic" photos are worth a damn cent.

Is Zach that naive? Is Zach that stupid? Is Zach that pompous? Is Zach that delusional?

All of the above?

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Oowatanite wrote:
I can't believe that Zach really thinks his "artistic" photos are worth a damn cent.

Is Zach that naive? Is Zach that stupid? Is Zach that pompous? Is Zach that delusional?

All of the above?

he's a fraud is what he is. to himself and to everyone else. shit, i have a friend who's a professional photographer and has had shows of his work. it was only after YEARS that he was able to charge prices like this.

this poseur thinks he can snap a few pictures, call them 'art', slap his dumbass label on them and soak anyone retarded enough to be his fan. that says it all about the person he is.

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Maybe Zack could go on The Shot, at best he would be humiliated on national TV again. Although it would be torture listening to him pimp out his Dolphin fucker site, it would be well worth it to see him get knocked down a peg or three.

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UGH! I just ate lunch and now I feel queasy.

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Melca wrote:
UGH! I just ate lunch and now I feel queasy.

My dinner's coming back up

I don't know if this has been posted before,�so I apologize if it has, but I don't look at�this thread often..

Zach on tv b4 BB8

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Crappysucks wrote: You are many things Danniboi, but I don't think you have a black conceited soul...

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(01/05/08 3:51 AM)

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diewinelle wrote:
i know it's hard to believe this douchenozzle could get any dumber but check out his new work of photographic genius. he lists it under "CURIOUSITIES."

Blue Spiril
Our Price: $1,400.00

This particular flower was captured on a trellis surrounding other vibrant fauna. This was a shot taken around Montauk Pointe, NY, the eastern most city in NY. This picture features a cosmic kaleidescope or violets and blues with hints of highly saturated greens. This flowers presence offers incredible movement and keeps your optics guessing. It is 34.5" x 43.5" in size and is printed on satin paper mounted on wood with a lacquer finish, providing protection. Features a 2" black lacquered border. Framing optional, but ships looking great as is and ready to hang. This piece is limited to a 50 print run and will be hand signed by me and digitally numbered with a dolphincrash logo in the lower right corner.

ain't that a lovely 'spiril?'

what this is is a passion flower---it grows on a vine. in other words, it's not a 'curiousity' at all. they grow like weeds where i live. here's another picture of one----found on google for FREE and a far better picture, if you ask me:

When Zach retires a multimillionare before turning 40 I don't think you will continue to mock his works of art.

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DAnn Coulter wrote:

Melca wrote:
UGH! I just ate lunch and now I feel queasy.

My dinner's coming back up

I don't know if this has been posted before,�so I apologize if it has, but I don't look at�this thread often..

Zach on tv b4 BB8

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What's makes this video so funny is the dumbass Zack took to style court won. Later after BB8, the very same douche that won is who kept Zack's lame ass out of Hyde. He didn't meet the dress code.

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(01/07/08 3:55 PM)

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diewinelle wrote:
i know it's hard to believe this douchenozzle could get any dumber but check out his new work of photographic genius. he lists it under "CURIOUSITIES."

Blue Spiril
Our Price: $1,400.00

This particular flower was captured on a trellis surrounding other vibrant fauna. This was a shot taken around Montauk Pointe, NY, the eastern most city in NY. This picture features a cosmic kaleidescope or violets and blues with hints of highly saturated greens. This flowers presence offers incredible movement and keeps your optics guessing. It is 34.5" x 43.5" in size and is printed on satin paper mounted on wood with a lacquer finish, providing protection. Features a 2" black lacquered border. Framing optional, but ships looking great as is and ready to hang. This piece is limited to a 50 print run and will be hand signed by me and digitally numbered with a dolphincrash logo in the lower right corner.

ain't that a lovely 'spiril?'

what this is is a passion flower---it grows on a vine. in other words, it's not a 'curiousity' at all. they grow like weeds where i live. here's another picture of one----found on google for FREE and a far better picture, if you ask me:

Yes, but does it "keep your optics guessing"? Is it limited to only 10,000 in print? LOL.....

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(01/07/08 4:01 PM)

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Everyone post a pic and describe it in "Zach Speak"- the words he uses to scam people, SORRY-- I mean, get people to buy his "art." I am still laughing about DieWinelles poop pic. And besides, I want to make fun of Zach the Creeper some more.

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(01/07/08 4:28 PM)

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This particular leaf was captured on on my back porch surrounding other vibrant fauna. The other vibrant fauna are not in the picture, but I thought I would mention it anyway. This was a shot taken around 3pm. This picture features a cosmic kaleidescope of highly saturated greens- meaning I watered the tree last week. This leaf offers incredible movement and keeps your optics guessing- is it really a leaf? A picture of leaf? A fake leaf? A leaf from a tree? A bush? The possibilities are just endless. It is 34.5" x 43.5" in size and is printed on computer paper from my printer glued to a piece of paneling from my living room wall. Features a 2" black lacquered border that I hand paint with paint. Framing optional, but ships looking great as is and ready to hang- in other words save me some money by asking for it unframed. This piece is limited to a 250,00 print run and will be hand signed by me and digitally numbered with a dolphincrash logo in the lower right corner. Digitally numbered logos from dolphincrach will skyocket in value. A mere $32,000 is the price, the logo alone and my signature is worth that.

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this phenomenal image was captured during a recent walk on a beach. before i start my next career as an underwater photographer, i thought i'd start out with dead fish since they don't move around so much. there were brilliant, vibrant birds flying all around this incredible corpse but they moved so fast, i didn't take a picture of them. but, imagine them there because they were. they were all shades of white and brown, with wings. take a look at the teeth on this fish. imagine his eye before it was pecked out. it would have been round and kind of blue. this picture keeps your optics guessing about this fish's life and conjures up visions of him swimming in the ocean, where i will see others like him when enough of you buy my dolphincrash clothing line so i can buy a good camera and join them there. this image is 34.5 x 43.5 and i will roll it up and wrap it in 2 of my dolphincrash tee shirts and place it in a mailing tube for shipping. of course, it will include my dolphincrash logo in the lower right hand corner. this piece is limited to a run of 10,000 and can be yours for a mere $2500.00. order one for a friend, and both can be yours for the special price of $2499.00 apiece. order soon. these won't last long.

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(01/07/08 6:22 PM)

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diewinelle wrote:

this phenomenal image was captured during a recent walk on a beach. before i start my next career as an underwater photographer, i thought i'd start out with dead fish since they don't move around so much. there were brilliant, vibrant birds flying all around this incredible corpse but they moved so fast, i didn't take a picture of them. but, imagine them there because they were. they were all shades of white and brown, with wings. take a look at the teeth on this fish. imagine his eye before it was pecked out. it would have been round and kind of blue. this picture keeps your optics guessing about this fish's life and conjures up visions of him swimming in the ocean, where i will see others like him when enough of you buy my dolphincrash clothing line so i can buy a good camera and join them there. this image is 34.5 x 43.5 and i will roll it up and wrap it in 2 of my dolphincrash tee shirts and place it in a mailing tube for shipping. of course, it will include my dolphincrash logo in the lower right hand corner. this piece is limited to a run of 10,000 and can be yours for a mere $2500.00. order one for a friend, and both can be yours for the special price of $2499.00 apiece. order soon. these won't last long.

I have fucking $$%!# my eyes- more! LOL

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You guys are wonderful. Thanks for the LOLs.

Locke Rocks!

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White Drawstring on Violet Trunks
Our Price: $3,400.00

This particular drawstring was captured on a pair of swim trunks surrounding other vibrant fauna of my groin area. This was a shot taken at a party, where I found some time for quiet meditation. This picture features a cosmic kaleidescope of violets and whites with hints of what lies dormant beneath. This lap's presence offers incredible movement and keeps your optics guessing. It is 34.5" x 43.5" in size (hah hah, like me, a shower not a grower), is printed on satin paper mounted on wood (hah hah) with a lacquer finish, providing protection (hah hah - it's my sense of humor that got me so far in the game, you know). This piece is limited to a 350 print run, will be digitally enhanced and hand-signed by me (on a non nose-picking day!) with several dolphincrash logos generously placed throughout

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this is a picture of my toe with fungus. using my photographer's eye, i noticed that i had a kaleidoscope on my own body! the greenish hue of the infected nail contrasts phenomenally with the pink of the inflamed skin. i even included a few toe hairs just to keep it interesting. this image is set off beautifully by the nubby gray background of my bathroom floor. the textures in this photo are amazing. you can almost feel the pain of the infection. just thinking about it makes my optics vibrate. this image is 34.5 x 43.5 and is glued with elmer's onto a piece of sheetrock i found in the dumpster behind my apartment. because this photograph is so unique (i have a doctor's appointment tomorrow so my toe won't look like this much longer), i am making this a special ONE OF A KIND offer! i will include my dolphincrash logo in the lower right hand corner. because this is such a special, unique photograph of an actual body part of mine---the great zach from BB8---i'm offering it for only $10,000.

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