Other things Jean-Robert doesn't believe

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Posts: 641 (09/21/07 1:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How dumb was good ol' J.R. to flat out tell Todd he thinks he's "devious" simply because he said he was a flight attendant. Wow. A flight attendant. Did he have to go to grad school for that?! Imagine him in other situations... "So...are you ready, baby?" "Look, before we do this there's something you should know" "Whatever, I'm sure it's unimportant. Let's just go." "But Jean...I'm a man." "Ha! Very funny...Yeah! And I'm a flight attendant!" "No Jean, I'm serious'' "Yeah, and I serious-ly want to fuck you now. In your vagina." "Jean! I have a penis!" "Uh huh whatever baby. Come on, let's go! The only penis you'll have is mine. In your vagina." "Are you sure you want to go through with this? I warned you..." "Yeah yeah yeah, I get the point. Now let's FUCK!" "Oh you'll get the point alright."
Mega64		#1	[-]
Posts: 7833 (09/21/07 2:20 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Too bad I'm on my laptop, because this is going to be classic.
Kirblar		#2	[-]
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Jesus of Najareth		#3	[-]
Posts: 642 (09/21/07 6:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Can I help you?" "The Lord be with you." "Alright lady, let's be perfectly clear right off the bat. I'm seeing this girl RuPaul. She's a sweet chick, so as much as I want to, I can't play into advances from other girls right now." "Oh heavens no, that's not what I was..." "It's okay, it's okay. I know your type. I can tell by the way you're dressed that you can't get enough of the male lovin', and that's cool." "Well actually I have made a vow to live a life of chastity." "Wait....you're saying YOU are a virgin?! BAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah! And I'm a flight attendant!" "I've devoted myself to one, and he is the Lord." "Aha! So now you're saying you've fucked one guy? Don't be trying to fool me. I know your type's m.o." "Well I never! You're misunderstanding." "Listen sister. I really don't have time for this. I know you insecure fat chicks. I've been there. I know you're the sluttiest of all and right now you're trying to make me feel sorry for you in hopes that I sweep you off your feet and pity fuck you, but as I said, I'm taken. Maybe another time, doll." ".............." "Rot in hell."
Snakes And Arrows		#4	[-]
Posts: 1026 (09/21/07 7:15 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	!!! This will be good!!!
The Purple Parrot		#5	[-]
Posts: 3323 (09/21/07 7:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love the nun one. Jean-Robert is looking like an early boot, but he'll be remembered for being awful at reading people. <3
riskysurv		#6	[-]
Posts: 1033 (09/21/07 7:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
GregBuisIsADick		#7	[-]
Posts: 5039 (09/21/07 8:03 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Solid work, dude. Other things JR doesn't believe in... ...doing stomach crunches.
Blaise214		#8	[-]
Posts: 228 (09/21/07 8:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jean-Robert thinks Todd is secretly this guy.
token lunatic		#9	[-]
Posts: 18572 (09/21/07 8:15 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Good work Naj. Funny
Spandex Hero		#10	[-]
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Jesus of Najareth		#11	[-]
Posts: 644 (09/21/07 8:45 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DOORBELL DING DONG "What do you want?" "Dear sir, do you have any food or spare change?" "Well, yeah...but I mean, it's for me." "Please sir, I am starving and have early symptoms of cholera." "Wait wait wait....YOU'RE starving? LOL" "Why are you laughing at me?" "Gimme a break kid. As someone who is in excellent physical condition, I think I'd know when someone is malnourished." "But.....you can see my heart beat " "I see nothing. I dunno, man. You look pretty devious to me. Go try to trick someone else into giving you free after school snacks." "I can't even afford free public education " "LOL.......right." SLAMS DOOR adorable yet sad coughs Last Edited By: Jesus of Najareth 09/21/07 2:15 PM. Edited 2 times.
Survivor Boy		#12	[-]
Posts: 3678 (09/21/07 8:50 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I sense Jean just thinks that all gays are devious people.
NeonTetra67		#13	[-]
Posts: 3978 (09/21/07 1:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have early signs of cholera is hilarious!!!!
Mega64		#14	[-]
Posts: 7837 (09/21/07 1:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey dude, wanna make an alliance? Dude, do you know who you're fucking talking to? You seem like a trustworthy guy to me. Let's go, final 2. I'm not even playing on the same fucking show as you. Hahaha! Yeah, and I'm a flight attendant! You know what, fine. I'm going to tell everyone on your tribe your strategy and pocket the $50 or whatever you losers make. Final 2, baby! Sad thing is, this is pretty much how Big Brother 2 played out.
beatles20147		#15	[-]
Posts: 10961 (09/21/07 2:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"You don't mind me asking, why do you wear that necklace?" "I'm glad you asked. I'm a police officer, and I was shot in the line of duty. This was the bullet, so I wear it as a reminder to live every day to the fullest." "Haha, good one. Seriously, why do you wear it?" "...I told you. I was shot in the line of duty." "Sure you were...and I'm the king of England. No, I'm the king of England's personal flight attendant!" "Why would I lie about something like getting shot?" "Look, why don't you just go back home to Wisconsin?" "Um...I'm from California." "Yeah right. Everybody here says they're from California. Like CBS would really cast so many people from the same state. Get real. That's almost as funny as your bullet story." THREE DAYS LATER "Joking about you getting shot? Two can play that game."
Jesus of Najareth		#16	[-]
Posts: 651 (09/21/07 2:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ "King Jean-Robert of France, I plead service from your majesty." "Yeah, what?" "I wish to sail westward to India!" "Are you INSANE? You'll fall off the face of the earth!'' "No, you see, the earth is actually round!" "ROUND?! BAHAHAHA!!! I've never heard of something so absurd!" "I promise you I can..." "SILENCE! I've had enough of this and refuse to fund your suicide mission. Round.....ha." "Fuck it all, I'll just go to Spain." "Spain? HA! Like I'm supposed to believe there's this magical land called Spain where they just give you whatever you want. Nice try, chump." "....."
McWolcott		#17	[-]
Posts: 4971 (09/21/07 2:33 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You are cracking me up Naj!!! Awesome, awesome thread!!!!
WylDawg		#18	[-]
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Yrik		#19	[-]
Posts: 269 (09/21/07 3:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Alliance? Come on man, that's just dumb!" "No, really, this will become the biggest thing to come out of this show. Four person alliance will get to the end, I swear!" "Right, and I swear I'm a flight attendent." "So you want to vote people out based on physical capability. That's idiotic." "Fuck you, you devious scumbag! I think I'm going to go hang out with Sean instead, he seems cool."
cabanachat		#20	[-]
Posts: 2560 (09/21/07 3:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey, you look honest. I think I can trust you! You're not an airline attendant, are you? WHAT did you just say to me??!! I was just thinking. You'd never, ever lie to us, would you? LIE??? Just what are you insinuating, you unpatriotic +#!? Sir! I was saying you WOULDN'T lie! Right? Okay, that's better. So what are you whining about, pinko? Well, sir, I see you as someone who'd never lie or distort facts and figures for their own personal profit. Did that bitch Hillary send you? No, sir! Not at all. I just think you look like someone who's real. A true man's man. Ya got that right, buddy boy. No ego issues. No compensating for a tiny penis. PENIS? I knew it! You ARE a +#!, aren't you? Did Mary send you? No, no, sir. Please, sir, I'm an excellent judge of character! You're obviously a very caring man. ... go on. Multi-talented! Continue. Compassionate. That all? Well, uh, how about generous to the less-fortunate? And? Um, open-minded? That all ya got? Er, competent? And? Truthful! Tell me somethin' I don't know! Thoughtful?. Keep goin'! Kind. Duh. And? Innocent, of course! Goes without saying. Patriotic! DUH ... AGAIN. Helpful to your friends? This is getting embarrassing. Wrap it up, boy! Attentive? I said WRAP. IT. UP. SISSY-BOY! Sorry, sir. It's just you're all these things to me. But most of all, of course -- it's your MODESTY that impresses me the most. You may just get to work at Halliburton after all, ya little pansy. Last Edited By: cabanachat 11/13/07 2:08 PM. Edited 4 times.

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