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SUE’S SPEECH

Um... I have no questions, I just have statements.
Rich: You're a very openly arrogant, pompous human being, but I admire your frankness with it. You have worked hard to get where you're at, and you started working hard way before you came to the island. So with my work ethic background, I give that credit to you. But, on the other hand, your inability to admit your failures without going into a whiny speech makes you a bit of a loser in life.
Kelly: The rafting personae queen, you did get stomped on, on national TV by a city boy that never swam - let alone been in the woods or jungle or been on a boat in his life. You sucked on that game. Anyways, I was your friend at the beginning of this, really thinking that you were a true friend. I was willing to be sitting there and put you next to me. At that time you were sweeter than me, I'm not a very openly nice person. I'm just frank, forward, and telling it the way it is.
To have you sit there next to me and me lose $900,000 dollars just to stomp on somebody like this. [Motions to Richard.] But as the game went along and the two tribes merged, you lied to me, which showed me the true person that you are. You're very two-faced and manipulative to get where you're at anywhere in life, that's why you fail all the time. So at that time of the game, I decided just to go out with my alliance to my family, and just to hold my dignity and values in check and hope I hadn't lost too many of them and... uh... play the game just as long as possible and hang in there as long as possible.
But Kelly, go back to a couple times Jeff said to you, "what goes around comes around." It's here. You will not get my vote. My vote will go to Richard, and I hope that is the one vote that makes you lose the money. If it's not, so be it, I'll shake your hand and I'll go on from here but if I was ever to pass you along in life again and you were laying there dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you, with no ill regrets.
I plead to the jury tonight to think a little bit about the island that we have been on. This island is pretty much full of only two things: snakes and rats. And in the end of mother nature we have Richard the snake, who knowingly went after prey, and Kelly, who turned into the rat that ran around like the rats do on this island, trying to run from the snake. I feel we owe it to the islands spirits that we've come to know to let it be, in the end, the way mother nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat.


"The second that Rich opens his mouth, I'm like 'Oh, be quiet over there in the corner!' You think you're so great and you're not making any sense. He thinks he's so above everybody! I mean go home and get your liposuction, go catch more fish, cause you're buggin' me! ...I mean, he thinks he's so great and he's full of baloney, really!" -Colleen, on her new best friend.

Sue to Dirk:
-- "You lookin like hell. You look like a Nazi war-camp prisoner dude. Look, my arm is bigger than yours now."

Dirk to Sue:
-- "It was before."

Colleen on the chickens: "It does no good to befriend dinner."

"When my wife asks me what it was like out here I'll tell her I was with a queer who ran around bare ass half the time." - Rudy

"I dont like her....and I never will!" -Rudy on Stacey Silliman


"...it’s going to be just like a game show, this is going to be so cool, and then I was like, waaaait aaaaaa miiiinute - we’re ON! a game show."

Greg Buis had a lot of great quotes

greg: "and we all felt you ...some of us felt you more than others."
rudy: "sounded like incest."

Fear motivated self-preservation is the worst kind of game I can imagine.

“Rats aren’t bad, rats are rats. Questions of edibility only have to do with your perceptions”

I’m concerned that it will be a bit gamey; we won’t have quite that gravy that we’re looking for. Which would really be helpful. When cooking rats I assume that the sauce is of the utmost importance.

Greg to his sister at home “Hi Julie, I just want to say, it was really special for you to send me and everybody here what you did. We feel like we could feel you and we felt you. Some of us felt you more than others and others can only imagine what its like to feel you.
Rudy to Greg’s sister “Julie, we have to put up with him for about two more weeks. Than maybe we’ll kill em’. Is that doin you a favor?”

Greg (votes Joel): "The nature phone says so."

"It's like a kitten. You pet your kitten. You play with your kitten. It sleeps with you. Then you get hungry and snap its neck. It's not personal. You're hungry!"
Greg Buis (on ditching Colleen to make a play for Hatch)

Greg when voting for Jenna Lewis for the 3rd time “First time for paranoia, second time for Irritation and third time because my ear infection is clearing up.”

"For me, maintaining some kind of a thumb on all of these different people's personalities that I care very little about is exhausting." Richard Hatch

"you must go bye bye now" Richard Hatch

"I pulled them Green Beret fellas aside and told them Richard was queer. That's the kind of thing they need to know." Rudy Boesch
"This morning I had a bowel movement. It felt fantastic." Sean Kenniff

(after building a bowling alley for 5 hours)
"My parents will be so proud!" Sean Kenniff

“I do see Greg differently after seeing his video and attaching a family to him. At least we know he’s not the only screwball in his family. It seems to be a genetic trait over there”

Voting for Greg “In keeping with my alphabetic strategy I’m voting for Greg, it would have been Gervase’s turn but he won Immunity. I don’t think it will mean very much.”

"I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar." – Colby

Colby: "The only thing that comes to mind when I think of Kel is... socially inept." / "Jerri? God, where do you start with Jerri?" May I suggest blindfolding her and putting her in front of the firing squad?

Colby voting for Kel: Kel, thanks for playing. We have some nice parting gifts for you.

"Sure I lied, but I was lying to Jerri, so I won't lose any sleep over it."

Colby voting for Jerri: Jerri, Jerri, Jerri. You're buggin the hell out of everybody. And that knock you keep hearing on your door? That's housekeeping. Its check out time.
"Ding Dong the witch is dead..." - Keith

Rodger voting for Jerri: Most days she gets up in a good mood. But oh baby, look out if she gets up in a bad mood.

I’ve got a fire in my wooly!- Jeff Varner

Kel: "Colby reminds me of a cheesy cowboy."
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"Sarah has a nice body.....she paid a lot for it."-Vecepia

"If you side with those guys, it would seriously make me pukie sick." – Neleh

"You thought you had you me huh, when in Vegas always bet on black"..

Tammy voting against Gabe: "You say you didn't come here to play the game and you don't care about the money....Well, I came here to play the game and I care about the money"

"A ninth of a Snickers bar isn't going to change my vote." – John

"Bye, pirates!" John C after the Maraamu pick the Rotu camp practically clean

"Do I have 'stupid' written on my forehead?" - Rob M.

"Fear, it's a tough principle, but fear keeps people loyal. If they're afraid they have something to lose, they will do what they are told to do. That's straight out The Godfather. It's true." - This is Rob's definitive confessional

Rob M. votes for Gabe: "John, I know exactly what your doing. First chance I get, I'm gonna get you."

And how could we forget Rawbfathah's assessment of Rotu:
"The General tries to act like a big man...he's probably gawt a little sausage. Zoe...she's probably the toughest guy out here. In fact this is a tribe of 8 guys. Actually, there's one girl...and her name's John."
Brian's vote for Helen:” Cause and effect. You caused this effect."

Helen, on being voted off at f4 in Thailand:
"...So the three of you, break a leg. And I mean it!"
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Rob C.’s quotes

Rob (votes Roger): ...in voice of casey casam.....Here comes tonight's long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from N.Y. he writes "Dear Casey there's a mean old man in my life that’s about to leave, can you please play something appropriate for me?

Well Rob, here's your request and please remember to remind your friend...keep your head in the sky and next time, keep your feet on the platform." Na na na na .... na na na na....hey, hey, hey, gooooodddd bye!

Rob had a few good ones. "Two girls, one brain, one halfwit left"

Rob voting for Dave: Dave I think it's especially ironic that you work for NASA, considering that your ego is the largest object in the universe. Boo yah.

Rob (votes Christy): I made you an offer that you couldn't refuse, and you said 'let me think about it' She who hesitates is lost

Rob referring to butch: I don't think all the fire wood in this forest will keep your torch lit tonight!
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"The cuter girls-me, Jenna and Shawna-kind of went off from the older women, because we're cuter, we're younger, we got better bodies and that's like a huge issue to older people." - Heidi

"I'm the brains behind half of all the strategies out here." – Heidi

Christy (smiling as she votes for Jenna): Your wish has come true, you're going home. You're getting a shower. You're getting food. Go home, look beautiful, be happy, we don't need you.

"I didn't deserve to get voted off. I didn't. I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure my wicked stepsisters don't win." – Christy

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see I'm f***ed." - Dave
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"We'll make a girl's alliance. And we'll keep Jon, because Jon is like a girl"-Sandra

Fairplay’s quotes
"It was like a ghetto Christmas." "You know, like, when you want an Incredible Hulk doll more than anything in the world, and you look under the tree and its your sister's Ken painted green; its just not the same."

"Damn it Dude! You do more not to do work than... doin' work!"

"Fuck you."

"Promises are like wicker furniture and fat women: easily broken by Jonny Fairplay."

"My grandmother is sitting home right now... watchin' Jerry Springer."

"Crawling under bushes is not strategy."

Fairplay on Lill "She messed up my money."
"Lill is crazy, and dumb." She's a dumb, dumb woman."

“I’m the king of men and there’re women, there’s a huge difference. Maybe if it was a getting pregnant contest, ya sure they could beat me. Other than that, mentally, physically, I got em’ beat.

Jonny Fairplay voting out Rupert. "To be the man, you gotta beat the man. Whooooo"

"yea that's right Mr. macho. Mr. Savage GOING down! DIG IT?"

Everybody's got a price, Everybody's gotta pay, cuz the million dollar man always gets his way.

"I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore, you're nice. Have a nice day”
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Shii-Ann: "stupid people. stupid, stupid players."

"Waddoo I look like, Magellan?" Rudy after the Saboga ask for specific instructions.
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"They used up all the hot water... bitches." – Chris

Twila-"I am not the only freaking person that has lied in this game! Get on, get over it. You've been had, SCREW YOU!"

Scout voting for Mia “Her volcano erupts more often than I would like and good luck finding a husband who will put up with it”

"Whereas I knew Twila was going to be a deceptive, lying bitch," she says, "I did not know that you were a deceptive, lying bitch, too." -- Eliza to Chris

"Its freaking soap-opera-ville!"-Ami

"We shocked the shizznit out of them!"-Ami

"I told her, 'I have no problem with nudity. I've been to Europe!'"- Sarge

Sarge, describing Julie “sunbathing her butt ox region”:
“I mean if you got it... sunbathe it.”
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Tom after hunting poisonous snakes with Gregg and Ian.
“Obviously I’ve hooked up with two other knuckleheads, who take fun in the excitement of things like this.”

Ian-"Just think about how dirty I am."

Ian-"I'll take my clothes off for some peanut butter or chocolate."

Ian-“This is Survivor not Parcheesi”

Katie:"We can't have a women's alliance because Caryn sucks."

Gregg-If you play a part in my game then you deserve to be here.

"Hey look, we found nemo" -stephenie after tribe catches a mino

"They say its mind over matter, but I do mind and it does matter!" -- Janu, of her fear of the rats.

"If Katie makes it farther than me I will puke puke puke" - Coby