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survivoronline2005 |
Does anyone know any good survivor quotes? |
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I need some
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Tennis Survivor |
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16 people! 39 days! 1 Survivor!
or... Twatwaffle, "I'll slit his throat!" Jerri- "It's basically the perfect honeymoon with the sex." Colby- "I may be alot of things, but I ain't no hershey bar." Colby- "The guy couldnt fish a rubber duckie out of the bathtub" Stephenie- "So long, ulahng!" Sue, "I am so fat, I could lose 75 pounds and no one would know!" Amber- "I can smell the money" Rudy- "Richard and I got to be good friends... not in a homosexual way, that's for sure" Sue- "It's not just SORT OF, Jeff!..." Stephenie- "Snotrockets" Stephenie-" Finally I'm put on a tribe that has as much heart as I do" (two eps later) Stephenie- Why, am I always on the losing tribe." Jiffy Pop- "Steph your record here is 1-7 and your overall recor is 4-21." Katie- "Janu looked like a jack-o-lantern" Rob M- "Ah give you mah word" Rob M- "They got mah gil ova there" Mad Dog- "If you were laying the Simspon Desert dying of thirst, we would all give you a drink of water." Chris- "I am a fat pig who does not deserve to be here! I am gonna gain 30 pounds for the reunion and I am gonna luck out into winnin this whole game! Oh yeah! I am spendin all the money i get in Vegas! Kelly G- "Lex is so mad he got a vote. What did he expect coming into the game" Lex-"It's about bein betrayed by my friend" KellyG (when voting Lex)- "... but at least I got to get in one for you because I've always thought that you were not fun to be around." Colleen- "Go get your lipo..." I could probably think of a ton more, but this is wearing on me |
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colleenlover |
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Kim Johnson: Who likes to party? Let's get naked.
no, the best quote after 180 season is Haskel's tell it like it is rant up in the tree. "The minute Rich opens his mouth, I'm like 'Oh be quiet over there in your corner!' You're not making any sense and you think you're so great and he's just full of baloney -really. He thinks he's so above everybody! I mean go home, get your liposuction and catch more fish cause you're buggin' me!" also, Kathy's waterfall moment is fantastic -"Zoe's lying to me. They're ALL lying to me and I am being played as a pawn." Naturally all of Rudy's bon monts. And the classic -"I was thinking 'oh, it's going to be just like a gameshow', then I thought 'waitaminute -we're ON a gameshow." and the beautifully summed up simplicity of "Play fair. Be nice." |
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ImmunityChallenge |
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Rory: "I'm a grown ass man."
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dannystultz |
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Rob M about Zoe "You paused and you lied"
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Jacare15 |
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Neleh "Oh My Heck!"
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Will |
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"I think she liked Trish. In a sexual way" - Sandra
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elinorrigby |
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Come on in guys!
Wanna know what you're playing for? |
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gds26 |
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"I'll take my clothes off for some chocolate and peanut butter". - Jenna/Ian
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pagonglover |
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" I miss Twila deep down in places I can't describe" - Scout, Survivor Vanuatu " I like my gals crazy and pretty, and she(Brianna) is neither" Jamie, Survivor Guatemala |
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pagonglover |
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JFP's friend, on a family visit "
' She died, dude" Rob M. to Lex ' You take care of her, I'll take care of you' Vecepia : ' Too much drama' and any quote from Rob Cesternino |
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AussieOriginal |
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Rob C, on learning the next challenge was going to involve spears:
"The only spears I've ever heard of are asparagus spears, and Britney Spears".
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AMBERFREAK |
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"Are those mashed potatos I see there?" -Amber, S2
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gds26 |
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Rupert (Ep 7, PI) - "WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR MEEEEE??"
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Big Tom - "Ham! He's a Jew, and he won't eat the ham! He's a Jew! He's a Jew!"
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SteveK |
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Colby - "It's gonna be a meltdown for the Colbster."
Rudy - "I like Richard, but not in a homosexual way." Chris - "You question a woman's ability, she'll snap your neck. You open up your heart, show a woman you're vulnerable, then they start thinking with their heart. That's when they open up that back door." Rob C. - "If I ever saw twigs and sticks rubbing together, I'd catch on fire." Rob M. - "I want him to trust me... but he shouldn't." Shii Ann - "Stupid people. Stupid players!" James - "By the grace of Allah, [Ibrahem] didn't go, well, My god says he is today." Ghandia - "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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JaM1185 |
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looking at the first post... Jerri said "its basicly the perfect honeymoon... without the sex" you said with the sex you wrong brotha..... or sista whatever lol
-JaM |
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"If I had a gun in my pocket, I would have taken it out, shot her first and shot me second. (Pause) That's why I don't carry a gun." Helen, referring to Jan.
My favorite Survivor quote ever. |
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Ian: "It's a delicate operation that needs to be handled with the utmost of care. This is kind of like taking a bag of potato chips from a fat man. You can do it, but you'd better do it quick. Otherwise, he's gonna turn around and sit on you."
Gregg: "I'll pay you back." Tom: "Oh no, we'll pay YOU back!" Tom: "That's icing on the cake. We didn't come for the icing. We came for the cake." Gregg: "They got me. They got me good." Tom: "It's very fortunate I became a fireman rather than a cop, because it would just be dangerous for everybody." Tom: "You can only taunt me so long before I strike back at you." |
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Quote: That's why I loved Helen since Episode 1 of that season. Memorable. |
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B l U e deVils ACC |
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Colby - "if 'Ifs' and 'Buts' were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas"
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