~* 61. DARRAH JOHNSON *~
Darrah is the kind of contestant that I usually LOVE. She was INV for like the first five days and then was painfully UTR after that. The first time I heard her speak I was totally taken aback. "Ah thank it's hilah-rious how Osten is scahred a' erry little thang. Erry little bugggg." She went on an epic immunity streak after being on the underdog tribe the entire first half of the game and on and on. Unfortunately that story sounds way better on paper than it was unfolding on tv. Darrah has anticharisma, by which I mean she has whatever is the opposite of "presence". I know I've mentioned this about her before, but I really don't think she blinks enough. At any rate, I did root for Darrah's tribe (MORGAN LOVE <33) and her winning streak was pretty amazing even if it ended in a whimper, so she deserves to be this high at least.
On Darrah's personality: It's hard to look past Darrah's southern drawl to see if there's anything else back there, but I'm confident that there is not. It's kind of funny in a way but I have no idea who cast this girl on the show.
On Darrah's gameplay: Darrah was a follower. She followed Ryan, Savage, Tijuana, Fairplay, Sandra...all at different times. Darrah was randomly good at some challenges tho. During an early immunity challenge she had to be suspended over the water by a rope and it was apparently really painful. And obviously she won four immunities. Mainly she was just a quiet non-entity, but there was a spoiler that she won lol.
On Darrah's placement: There are cool things about Darrah and Darrah's story, but there's not a lot to like about Darrah herself imo. I ranked her this high because I loved PI, I loved her accent, I loved Morgan and I loved her random almost-win. So close. So many potential lolz.
