-63. SALLY SCHUMANN-
After Ruth-Marie was voted out Sally instantly became my favo in EI. I used to have SUCH a thing for sweetheart borewhores and I always thought Sally was really pretty, but looking at these pictures it's kind of unclear why. Her "last female standing" underdog story on La Mina totally sucked me in and I rooted for her so much. I read spoilers that said that Aras was in the finals with a blonde girl and I just knew Sally was going to go all the way lol. Anyway she was voted off and I hated Terry so effing much for hogging his HII after it was his horrible leadership that got them into the mess they were in in the first place. Burn in hell Terry Deitz. BURN IN HELL. After she was voted off I realized that I really wasn't that invested in her at all and completely moved on with my life. To this day I don't know what posessed me, as I'm usually undyingly loyal to my favos but have absolutely no interest in anything Sally has ever done or ever will do. I think it made me like her less when I found out she was married for some reason. I also heard that she stole a certain other, vastly superior blonde's spot on this season, which DISGUSTS ME and has negatively affected my opinion of Sally even tho she had nothing to do with it. *shrug*
On Sally's personality: Sally was nice and sweet and a total borewhore. Most people, if asked about Sally, would only be able to remember her socks, if that. Everyone in Panama liked Sally, but no one really really liked her. You know? She was one of those. She did seem to be a fighter and a hard worker but it's like: how dull. amirite?
On Sally's gameplay: Sally kind of tried everything. She lost her bff Misty early on and had to rely on the good graces of her tribe's dickhead father figure for everything, which was a huge disaster. I am thankful that astronaut Dan left before she did, but I'm not sure how much of that had to do with anything Sally accomplished. I do think she tried to organize a woman's alliance (<333) so props for that.
On Sally's placement: Sally is one of my only favs ever to fade from my favor, and definitely in such a quick manner. BUT she was one of my favs for a few months back in 06 or whatever so I have to honor her with this placement. Plus there's nothing really hateworthy about her, she's just...there. I truly remember almost nothing special about her, except that she was popular for a female contestant and that a lot of people threw her name around for ASS2 fantasy lists.
