~64. CINDY HALL~
Cindy is such a tragic figure to me. A) she looks like Gilgamesh in her cast photo
B) The "reward" she won was the worst reward EVER and totally
cost her the game C) going on Survivor made her realize that she's belonged in the jungle all along and could only function in normal society before
because she wasn't aware of what she was missing and finally D) she was fired from the zoo she worked at and was thus denied the only thing in life that
made her happy: throwing poo with the monkeys Her saga is almost too depressing to revisit but I did my best for the purposes of this write-up. Beyond the
melancholy surrounding Cindy's 'Survivor' tale, there's really not a lot to say about her as a contestant or a person. Far more interesting is
her sister Mindy's rise to stardom, but this is neither the time nor the place.
lol
On Cindy's personality: Cindy really didn't have a personality. Everyone thinks she was UTR but she really wasn't, she's just that fucking dull. I want to say she seems nice but none of her friends on the show (Judd, Jamie) were particularly nice. She did have good taste in fangirl crushes as she was a Stephenie follower, but beyond that I have nothing positive to say about her.
On Cindy's gameplay: Cindy was FUCKED by a twist. Some people don't remember it that way, to which I respond: go watch the episode, the girl was screwed. Rafe targeted her because she didn't give him a car, but if she HAD given everyone cars, who would take her to the jury?! No one. Worst reward ever. At least this whole scenario did lead to her *zsnap* torch-snuffing commentary "I'll be sure to think about you guys tonight when I'm looking out the sunroof of my new car." Get 'em Cin.
On Cindy's placement: I wanted to rate Cindy lower but her rise and fall was just too epic to justify putting her below some other people. Only a few people have been brought down so low by going on this show. I also kind of like that Cindy is a big geek who just wants to spend all her time listening to the ear-piercing screech of those goddamned howler monkeys (probably because animals don't ask a lot in terms of social skills but do appreciate a nice ass). I hope everything worked out for her in the end <3
