**89. KELLY CZARNECKI**
What a butterface. Kelly doesn't know what "asset" means and she was recruited off her private myspace page, and she's the kind of mactress whore that I usually FLOVE so what is the deal? Well, she sucks mainly. Kelly wears this really unpleasant, sour face 24/7 and she's just a tactless cow. She was horrible at the challenges and yet never took any responsibility for that, and she was a giant bitch to everyone on her tribe and then later blamed them all for not including her or something. In the episode she was voted off in she accused Crystal Cox of being mentally unstable because she cried after losing a challenge, which led to Crystal flipping Kelly off as she voted her out
Kelly just doesn't appeal to me on any level. An ignorant, classless,
worthless skankbot. And she handed the game (temporarily) to Kenny and co., which is reason enough to hate her.
On Kelly's personality: I think Kelly only smiled once in Gabon and that was when they took the promo pics. She's a negative force and a complete moron who added almost nothing to her season and was probably a huge liability to all the tribes she was on despite being athletic looking. Bleh.
On Kelly's gameplay: I don't know what to say about this. I'm not sure Kelly had a game plan or even cared about the game. When she was switched to Fang with her old Kota members, she didn't even negotiate a secure position with her new Fang tribe members before selling out the Kotas and getting rid of America's Sweetheart Jacquie Berg. I think she just did it out of spite because she wasn't coddled enough on her other tribe. w/e. Thankfully this backfired on her later.
On Kelly's placement: Many many people love Kelly, but I'm definitely not one of them. Originally she was supposed to be even lower, but I remembered some things about some other people that I disliked more. In retrospect I almost wish I had put her lower, but oh well.
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