~90. SHII ANN HUANG~
Shii Ann is one of the most hilariously inept Survivor players ever and she thinks she is so fucking brilliant. I remember when I first read the ASS cast list and I was like "Who the eff is Shii Ann?....oh that girl that got kicked off in that fake merge and didn't even make the jury....huh" So needless to say she didn't make much of an impression on me on Thailand other than everyone hated her and she ate gross stuff (RACIST). During ASS everyone hated her even more, and there seriously are just so many instances of her being a dumbass that I can't even recount them all here. Colby told her straight to her face that she was pathetic and he had no respect for her, which I would typically have some amount of sympathy for except that she was a total twat to some of my favos like Jerri and JLew. She and Kathy V. would sit around and cackle about poor Jerri. Shii Ann thought she was some mastermind and was always really condescending about the other Survivors in her confessionals, but they always knew what she was up to and just kind of laughed about her. Even her biggest allies Kathy and Lex were planning on dumping her long before the endgame. She'll always have the bush tho.
On Shii Ann's personality: As I said before, Shii Ann thinks she's smarter than everyone ever and will keep that charade up under any and all circumstances even when it doesn't make sense. For instance, when Amber won ASS she was given the opportunity to give away a car, and she gave it to Shii Ann for being the deciding vote. So the camera pans to Shii Ann and she's fucking nodding knowingly, as if she planned for Amber to win the entire show from the get-go and planned it out so she would be given the car. So fucking ridiculous. If she weren't such a dickbag she'd be higher just because of the laffos she provides.
On Shii Ann's gameplay: Shii Ann should be the kind of person to go far because she's not a big threat and not a big liability, but really she's just so annoying no one can handle it. And she sat out like every single challenge in All Stars to the point where I became convinced that the tribe had planned it out to be some kind of a running gag. She's not even good at strategy or puzzles like she claims. She did win one crucial immunity, but she immediately threw it in everyone's faces in the most self-destructive way possible. lmao. What a disaster.
On Shii Ann's placement: Shii Ann is one of those people that I can't stand, but at the same time I can appreciate their contribution to the show. So while I think she's ridiculous and annoying and a huge blowhard, I'm also glad she went on television and made me laugh and roll my eyes a lot at her. "STUPID PEOPLE. LET ME JUST SAY THAT AGAIN: STUPID PLAYERS."
