{94. SHAWNA MITCHELL}
This fug borewhore was part of the awesome Amazonian foursome with Deena, Heidi, Jenna, and yet she still manages to be all the way down here with the other freaks and losers due to her INTENSE desperation and sluttitude. This skank was so peen-starved that she was going to quit the game and was physically ill, but you throw in the presence of one or two cocks and suddenly she's right as rain. Her showmance with the adorable Alex Bell infuriated me. Thank Godfully they voted this pathetic woman out. She was an affront to all women and all women Survivors everywhere.
^cackling retard (pronounced "ri-tard")
On Shawna's personality: Shawna seemed fun and cool enough (although she never compared to bff's Heidi and Jenna), but her fixation on male attention left me saddened and grossed out. It's a million dollars you classless Carrot Top-esque whore. She sealed my hatred of her forever when she came to the reunion show and cutesily announced that she "just needs men all the time *giggle*" BARF. UGH. So pathetic.
On Shawna's gameplay: Shawna wasn't as hated as the other young girls I don't think. So that's good. Beyond that she didn't do much but follow the leads of the other smarter, more independent women in her tribe.
On Shawna's placement: There were several people I had in mind for this spot, but none of them offended my sensibilities quite as much as Shawna. In fact I almost wish I had put her lower.
On Shawna's personality: Shawna seemed fun and cool enough (although she never compared to bff's Heidi and Jenna), but her fixation on male attention left me saddened and grossed out. It's a million dollars you classless Carrot Top-esque whore. She sealed my hatred of her forever when she came to the reunion show and cutesily announced that she "just needs men all the time *giggle*" BARF. UGH. So pathetic.
On Shawna's gameplay: Shawna wasn't as hated as the other young girls I don't think. So that's good. Beyond that she didn't do much but follow the leads of the other smarter, more independent women in her tribe.
On Shawna's placement: There were several people I had in mind for this spot, but none of them offended my sensibilities quite as much as Shawna. In fact I almost wish I had put her lower.




