<< 95. JESSICA "FLICKA" SMITH >>
Look it's the alternative option! 
Flicka went out of her way to label herself "different" immediately, which is how I knew she was a
desperate wannabe who would latch onto anything unusual (*cough* CAO BOI *cough*) and hate anything remotely typical. Tattoos and dreads didn't save
her from being a complete bimbo though, that's for sure. She just goes on vibes and feelings y'all! She doesn't want to think about it! Just
let her be alone with the stoner and the old medicine man so she can be zen and like so totally free of harshness you know? BLECH ugh stfu memories of
Flicka. It bothered me how she was so proud of beating up on tiny borewhore Cristina because she was a cop (aka "the man" trying to hold her and
her other hippie friends down). She just tries too hard.
Flicka went out of her way to label herself "different" immediately, which is how I knew she was a
desperate wannabe who would latch onto anything unusual (*cough* CAO BOI *cough*) and hate anything remotely typical. Tattoos and dreads didn't save
her from being a complete bimbo though, that's for sure. She just goes on vibes and feelings y'all! She doesn't want to think about it! Just
let her be alone with the stoner and the old medicine man so she can be zen and like so totally free of harshness you know? BLECH ugh stfu memories of
Flicka. It bothered me how she was so proud of beating up on tiny borewhore Cristina because she was a cop (aka "the man" trying to hold her and
her other hippie friends down). She just tries too hard.
On Flicka's personality: Flicka wants you to know that she is "different", which is to say that she's entirely superficial and comformist just like all the girls she doesn't like, but just in a different way. One person's Banana Republic is another person's Hot Topic you know? She should just wear a shirt that says "Please Notice How Unique I Am" (the shirt would ironically be mass-produced and sold at a chain store like Fast Forward). It would go with her stupid-ass thigh high socks.
On Flicka's gameplay: lolwut? She was led around by Jonathan against her will (she showed signs of breaking away because he was so focused on the game like "wtf? Who comes on Survivor to win? What a sellout.") I was so glad when she was put out of her misery.
On Flicka's placement: idk if there are Flicka fans, but if so: sorry. I just think she's an annoying desperate wannabe who went out of her way to ostracize herself from her white tribe members out of some need to self-affirm that she was too unique and different to get along with the preppy kids.
