((96. LINDA SPENCER))
This bitch...ok, Linda was kind of entertaining with her mother earth shit, and I generally appreciate enthusiasm but unfortunately the amount of distaste I have for her aggressiveness overwhelms any lolfactor she provides. One of the best moments in Africa is also the main reason I hate this kooky freak so much. PMSing thundercunt Lindsey and Linda were trying to come to some sort of peaceful middle ground when Linda aggressively demanded a hug from Lindsey, and when Lindsey (understandably) froze in a blind panic that this psycho was latching onto her, Linda asked Lindsey if her mom never hugged her as a child. What. The. Fuck? I would've slapped my mom's name right out of that nutty bitches mouth. Not to mention she was super obnoxious being all "LET ME ON THE TEAM! I WANNA BE ON THE TEAM!" Well sure you do. NOW after they crushed your "team".
On Linda's personality: Linda is the type of woman who really puts 100% into experiencing life. You can tell she's intelligent and appreciates everything, but she's also a total fucking whackjob. If I were listing people from Survivor that I think might hurt me in real life for making this list, she'd be up near the top with the other crazy-eyed loons. She'd probably be a great grandma provided she didn't need any of her kin for a ritual sacrifice.
On Linda's gameplay: Linda didn't do anything wrong really, she was just on the wrong side of a tie. She also maybe could've been less abrasive and intense. Or maybe she couldn't have. idk. She was the probably the weakest Samburu at the time of her departure so toning it down might not have helped anyway.
On Linda's placement: I almost put Linda higher just based on her sheer uniqueness. There's never been another Linda. I didn't, though, and I feel like this is a good place for her. All the way down here.
