*99. JESSICA
"SUGAR" KIPER*
Another potential returnee for S20 whose stay I hope is short and uneventful. I don't even want the episode in which she leaves to be good because I would hate to feed her attention-whoring ways. Gabon is one of my least favorite seasons with one of my least-favorite winners, and that is in large part due to this monstrous whore. Never before have I been so divided about a contestant, because on the one hand I appreciate sassy, bitchy, assertive players. On the other hand, Sugar's admitted role-playing during the show completely turned me off to her, and it was never her goal to win the game, which is one of my least favorite attributes in a contestant ever.
On Sugar's personality: I have no idea. She seems bitchy, selfish and fun, but I don't know if that's her real personality or not. She trotted out her dead father at every turn and threw her crocodile tear.s at the audience in a desperate attempt to win fan-favorite, which disgusts me.
On Sugar's gameplay: Easily the most effective player in Gabon (which isn't saying much), Sugar could make things happen and turn the game on a dime. I'm not sure if that's to her credit or not though. I mean, how hard is it to make moves when you have nothing to lose? She didn't care about winning and she was hilariously inept at challenges.
On Sugar's placement: The only reason that Sugar isn't dead last is because I actually think she's entertaining. I have serious objections to her as a person and a player. My ~principles~ forced me to put this bitch this low. Message to Sugar: You will NEVER be a real actress Splenda, you fake-ass hooker.
