~100. TINA WESSON~

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YES THAT'S RIGHT. I went there. I knew my choice for last would be controversial as so many see Tina as one of the best winners ever and true inspiration to female Survivors, but in reality she's just a self-righteous, bitter, fake twat. Not only did I despise her "we deserve it" attitude and her holier-than-thou down-home southern Christian good girl routine, but her transparent bitter comments about Amber post-ASS only sealed my burning hatred for this dried up haggard cow. No one thought Tina deserved to win after Australia either, so maybe she can shut the fuck up right quick.


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On Tina's personality: My opinion of Tina is that she wants to be the sexual girl the men pay attention to (as evidenced by her bleached hair and giant fake tits) but can no longer pull it off, so she plays the sweet motherly role and villianizes the actually attractive, younger, cuter girls. In other words: jealousy Tina is the kind of woman who would want her daughter to be ugly to avoid the competition. She wouldn't let her wear contacts or straighten her hair or wear make-up, and she'd say it was because of Jesus and purity and all that, but secretly she'd just want her to be homely.



On Tina's gameplay: Tina's gameplay in Australia was obviously effective but oh so unappealing to me. I feel like she used her religion as a weapon against others (to demonize some and to keep others loyal beyond what was in their best interests) and while that is smart, it's also gross. I also think Tina is the kind of manipulator whose manipulation is so a part of who she is, she isn't even fully aware that she does it. Do I think she preyed on Colby's "good ol' boy" sensibilities? Yes. Do I think she made a conscious decision to do so? No.



On Tina's placement: Tina is my least favorite Survivor woman EVER. EVER. And she may be returning for a third time on S20. I can only hope she gets booted first again and blames it on the tribe she was put on again and takes no personal responsibility. Because when she wins it's about deserving it the most, but when she loses it's just cause it's unfair. C.unt.


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