I've been thinking about Survivor China recently, and I've come to the conclusion that it was inappropriate for Jeff Probst not to sell me Denise's thong. I do NOT believe the story that Probst threw it in the fire. I freeze framed my DVR on my new cable box (those things are so expensive!) and I saw it underneath her gunt. There were so many things I could have done with it. It should be on my website clearly labeled.