I've been thinking about Survivor PI recently, and I've come to the conclusion that it was wrong for Jeff Probst to withhold Osten's manliness. I do NOT believe the story that he was a pussyass quitter. I freeze framed my Survivor PI tape on my Betamax (those things are totally gonna own VHS) and i saw his true godlike awesomeness stand out over everyone's bitchiness, clearly labeled.