Yuku free message boards

I didn't get many magazines from Hustler, so this is how it is going to work.

Please don't write asking to do it another way for some other reason,
I won't do it.

Sorry, I just remember the hassle with the ebay shit and am not putting myself through that crap again. This is easy and I think very fair.

Go buy the Hustler magazine, send it to me along with a self addressed envelope that has the postage paid on it (I would also suggest putting a piece of cardboard inside the envelope with the magazine to keep it from being folded, crushed, squashed or anything else.)

Along with the magazine send a check or money order for $25 paid to the order of Dick Donato.

Yes, sorry I am charging you $25 per magazine and or per signature.
If you want it personalized, it will be 30.00.

I will be signing them on the inside page that has the full page picture that says EvelDick Master of Reality, like my default pic here.

Pretty straight forward,
Send me the magazine, along with a self addressed, postage paid envelope and a check or money order for $25.00 and I will autograph it for you. Send the check or money order for $30 to have it personalized.

There is a reason I am doing this and it is because it will take me a lot of time to do all of these and people will bitch, so.... I think if I am very clear about what I will do and for how much, it will cut down on all the bullshit. So, let's run down, what, where and how much.

1. Standard signature on the page with the full page pic that says EvelDick, Master of Reality will be $25.00

2. Same as #1 except you would like it personalized, will be $30.00
I will not be writing a novel, so keep it short and I do not promise to write verbatim what you have written down.

3. Signature on the cover $30...... personalized signature on the cover will be $35.00

4. Signed in both places, with signatures on the cover and on the inside will be $45.00

5. Same as #4, but with a personalized signature on the cover and a personalized signature on the interview pic, will be $50.

6. If you would like me to send you an 8.5" x 11" photocopy of the interview picture (only of the pic that says EvelDick Master of Reality. I will not be printing and signing anything else) that will be $30.00, personalized will be $35.00. Follow the instructions above, send me a self addressed postage paid envelope with payment.

7. If you would prefer to have me sign another pic you have and would like me to sign for you, that will be $25.00, personalized for $30.00

Send them to:

EvelDick Donato
7119 W Sunset Blvd. #422
Hollywood, Ca 90046

Once the check or money order has been paid, I will send the magazine back to you in your envelope.

I will be making up some large shadow boxes with signed magazines in them. They will also have other things in them... like some of the things that sold at auction, but were never paid for, like the Suicidal Tendencies shirt, the final 2 champagne glasses, a few shirts, my BB Bag, a robe, sunglasses, shoes etc...
I am making one up for myself and my mom and a couple friends, I am also making up a couple for charities and will make a few up to sell to whoever wants them. But I went and priced out just framing and matting the magazine interview and the cost on just that was $300. So, these will be expensive and I don't expect to sell many, if any... they will be $500.+
Please do not write me telling me that they would be cheaper if I have so and so do them or whatever.
And they will take time, so I don't know ehen I will have them done, I will let you know asap.

If you are pissed off or bummed out that I am charging for this, I am very sorry. But, the ebay thing really put me off of ever doing anything like that again. And that stuff was a lot more than I am asking for this. And the money from this will basically help me cover the costs of the PO Boxes, supplies, running around, the cost of the shadow boxes I will donate to the charities I decide etc....

And whatever is left will do on my training for the celebrity poker tournements I will be doing. Which means, I need to play cards in Vegas...

And if you don't like that, or are still pissed... oh well....

------------------------

And I think I might just be in Pamplona, Spain for the first webcast of the season....
And... Oh, yes... I will be meeting Crazy James there and think I will be bringing Joe Barber (gonorrhea free Joe) with me for the annual Running of the Bulls! So, if RealPlayer can make that mother fucker wireless, you my friends will get my own personal, scarred shittless, about to get gored, perspective in the middle of it all:!! And you might even get to see one of us take a horn in the ass, the liver, the pancreas or flip us around by our underwear until we run out of the ring naked.... Whatever the outcome may be, you will have a reason to cheer, or boo your TV's, just like the old days of 1 1/2 years ago.