Wow. That's an in-depth analysis.

You must be in your 40's or older. Only men who grew up watching 70's porn like their women's vagina unshaved.

Yours in Christ,
Nancy Drew

Top 5 Fictional Detectives:
1) Benjamin Matlock
2) Jessica Fletcher
3) Nancy Drew
4) Hardy Boys (they count as one cause I like to think of them as Siamese twins or sumsleuth)
5) Encyclopedia Brown