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So what happened to Creeper Zach?
Zach is still busy with his career as a professional jackass:

Friday, January 09, 2009
work, fun, and traveling
This new year 2009 has become dedicated to personal projects pushing to the limits so that can become completed and done. Between inventions, tv shows ideas, classes to improve in leisure and intellectual I want to exhaust all my endeavors this year to have a solid and fruitful year. I think being intellectually challenged and physically challenged each day is HUGE! hence my big brother experience. loved it!

So he admits he's intellectually challenged? Fucking tard.

But on a finer note, Im working dolphincrash's new bikini line this year earlier, working on some new hat ideas, sticker thoughts and universal tshirt ideas. I want this year to be the year for dolphincrash to rock! Im also changing the photography ideas, to smaller and more affordable situations for everyone to aquire.

In other words; I haven't sold shit, so they'll be cheaper so I have some hopes of selling a damn thing.


Finishing up on some reality show ideas with brilliant new friends that i have grown to love and cherish. Hopefully they will prevail this year. I say prayers for it every day, in hopes my dreams will surface to realities in there own.

In other words: "I wish I was like Evel Dick and people still cared about me. No one even myspaces me."

Working on 3 trips this year... First to the Carribean for a cruise which was strategically paid for last year to reap the rewards in April... Then a few short trips to big bear, mountain high for snow boarding and photography as well as vegas in the summer and northern california. What i wouldnt give for a 3 week road trip to cities everywhere. Then an ender this year to the south pacific. its something ive wanted to do for a long long time. and truly take the time to do it. 2 weeks if possible. diving, dining, photos, etc... any wealthy tycoons out there need me to work there yacht for a few weeks, or take great images for there mansion or in need of a dive partner... let me know.

What the fuck does "strategically paid for last year" mean? Oh, he means he PRE-PAID for it like 90% of people that pay for cruises?? What a fucking dumb ass. I hope he doesn't pre-book any flights. That would take major strategical planning. And we all know he sucks at that.


So to everyone out there, thanks so much for believing in me, being my friend, helping me along, and rooting for me. The success comes from within, you have to truly work hard to enjoy it. If its given to you freely its not truly earning it... Feel free to stop into dolphincrash.com and check out my new stuff and pick up the old stuff too... Im aware of the economic issues facing everyone so ive made things very cheap and affordable. even free shipping.

Fuck you- you have no fans you fucking creeper. Yeah- you've made things "cheap and affordable with free shipping" because you're aware of economic issues?? Fuck that- you'd grab the last 10 cents out of Grandma's hand if you thought you needed it. You lowered prices because no ones buying your creepy shit and you're desprate to sell- no because you sympathize with the economic situation. How's those 99 cent hallmark ornaments you sell on ebay doing?? Funny, Dolphincrash is doing so well, yet you spend time selling 99 cent ornaments.

thanks guys. have a solid year, and always do new things that scare you


YOU scare us.

zach
9:09 AM
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